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2013 Sputnik Predictions

What is gonna happen in 2013?
Frame & Canvas

Pit will continue to make stupid lists like this just to entertain himself on the on the one day he has
off a week.
Be In Love

Jom will start mixing his teaching life with his Sputnik life. Why are you banned from school?
8As Blood Runs Black

Recs will increase his blackness by 1 point, which still leaves down by 105 to Bubba Sparxxx
7Gucci Mane
Trap God

Thecreative0ne will have a classic, 5/5 year.
6Motley Crue
Shout at the Devil

Hans will make his grand return. Just look to the west on the 5th day and you will find him in an
American flag blue jean tuxedo.

Dev will ban the whole userbase so he can sit in peace and marvel at his Burial review.
None So Vile

Insurrection will smoke himself retarded. Oh, wait.....
3Sea of Shit
Sea of Shit

Riff becomes tired of his own taste in music, and the only way he can feel super-elite anymore is by
pushing We Came as Romans and One Direction.
2Miley Cyrus
The Time of Our Lives

Skeletorissatan will collapse under the weight if his own genius which leads him to suicide. All of
Sputnik will be kicking themselves as the media begins to mention his name with the likes of
Emerson and Faulkner
1New Found Glory
Sticks and Stones

Andcas will go to his very last pop-punk concert, realizing he isn't 13 anymore
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