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So we can get to know one another better (except me of course who cares) post your current job and your favorite artist. If you're in school just post what you're trying to be when you grow up. I'll make additions to the list if it goes anywhere.
1Bad Religion
Suffer


Satellite- Intern at law office
2The Avett Brothers
The Gleam


Nathsonaaronson- Video Marketing Producer
3Father John Misty
I Love You, Honeybear


JWT155- Senior Data Management Analyst
4David Bowie
Blackstar


evilford- Quality Assurance Specialist
5The Black Dahlia Murder
Abysmal


Nocturnalize- Business owner (Construction)
6Modest Mouse
The Lonesome Crowded West


Sinternet- Future music journalist
7Deftones
Around the Fur


Mynameispencil- Works/studies at NIU marketing events
8Porcupine Tree
Lightbulb Sun


Tunaboy45- Works finance
9Radiohead
The Bends


Spacesh1p- Financial Consultant
10Mesa Verde
Amor Fati


Sniff- Studying Forest Management
11Natural Snow Buildings
Shadow Kingdom


TheBarber- Cameraman!
12Inquisition
Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer


Adolfchrist- Ex- video game tester
13Boards of Canada
Music Has the Right to Children


Ryus- Aspiring scientist in chemistry or economics
14Rush
Moving Pictures


Titan- Engineering Manager
15Tool
Undertow


supremejelly- software dev intern
16The Mothers of Invention
We're Only in It for the Money


ArsMoriendi- Studying sociology
17Modest Mouse
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank


Trebor.- Yahn-ee-tor
18Everything Everything
Arc


ChoccyPhilly- Goes to school for something or another (turns out its biotechnology)
19Bad Religion
Against the Grain


Ebola- Studying Communications and Journalism
20Cannibal Corpse
Gore Obsessed


demigod!- Grocery store stud
21Bjork
Vulnicura


SoccerRiot- Future seaman
22Queen
News of the World


MercuryToHell- Customer Service Rep
23Shade Empire
Sinthetic


XfingTheSullen- Studying finance and accounting
24Cannabis Corpse
Blunted at Birth


Fourthdyke- in a dying profession
25Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End


theNateman- system inspector at a solar company
26Elliott Smith
Roman Candle


klap- corporate transactional/defense/ace attorney
27Autechre
Quaristice


Avagantamos- Studies women studies
28Karlheinz Stockhausen
Hymnen


Hyperion1001- High School Teacher
29Queens of the Stone Age
Songs for the Deaf


someguest- Financial Analyst
30 Kanye West
SWISH


cheese13- Information Technology in the future
31Asking Alexandria
Life Gone Wild


Nazzadan- fluffs a pornstar
32The Dear Hunter
The Color Spectrum


Calc- Investigates crimes in the city of Seattle for the state
33The Knife
The Knife


Lordepots- screen printer
34Dir En Grey
Dum Spiro Spero


CalculatingInfinity- Math major
35Exotic Animal Petting Zoo
Tree of Tongues


climatic- genius
36Buckethead
Giant Robot


Mort.- studying for deep thinkers
37Radiohead
The King of Limbs


jtswope- TV writing assistant
38Virgin Steele
Invictus


TheHamburgerman- intern at geoengineering firm
39John Williams
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


ZombicidalMan- archaeologist
40Deftones
Diamond Eyes


Source- Composite technician
41The National
Alligator


SnakeDelilah- you think would studies meteors based on the name (meteorology)
42Ghost (SWE)
Infestissumam


ScuroFantasma- eventual sexy high school teacher
43Neurosis
The Eye of Every Storm


icatchthirtythree- electrical engineer
44Big Black
Songs About Fucking


hal1ax- does something at a psychiatric hospital/ studying psychobiology wtf??
45United Nations
The Next Four Years


MrSirLordGentleman- future owner of diplomatic plates and eventual victim of mel gibson and danny glover
46Cattle Decapitation
The Anthropocene Extinction


PistolPete- financial analyst for oil and gas industry
47Pestilence
Dysentery


Geadom- interpreter/ tech support extraordinaire
48AFI
Sing the Sorrow


trve- not helpin society so much at the moment/ dumpster diver
49Converge
Axe to Fall


DoctorDoom- assistant supervisor at troubled youth facility
50Vildhjarta
Masstaden


bach- melting faces
51Boards of Canada
Tomorrow's Harvest


Kman418- filmmaker
52Placebo
Placebo


Parallels- police record specialist/ recipient of a lot of future snacks from cops
53Coheed and Cambria
From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness


AtomicWaste- pharma demand planner
54Lil Ugly Mane
MISTA THUG ISOLATION


RosaParks- delivers pie while studying finance
55Meshuggah
Catch Thirtythree


MO- finance analyst at software company
56Cult of Luna
Vertikal


CaimanJesus- forklift driver
57We Butter The Bread With Butter
Der Tag An Dem Die Welt Unterging


falafell- boring accountant
58Joy Division
Permanent


guitarded_chuck- analyst #359 on this site
59Bad Religion
The New America


OvDeath- Nightfill worker?
60The Weeknd
House of Balloons


anarchistfish- the silent cartographer
61Deep Purple
Stormbringer


RogueNine- TV meteorologist
62Vampire Weekend
Contra


Dodenakker- High School teacher/ mentor
63Bad Religion
Generator


Masochist- Integration Tech for a "certain website"
64Judas Priest
A Touch of Evil


romulanrancor- will eventually unravel the secrets of space-time but for now studying physics
65XTC
The Big Express


Dunwich- works on an assembly line for an auto manufacturer
66Jethro Tull
Thick as a Brick


Totengott- Accountant
67My Epic
This Is Rescue


Danred97- volunteers in child care, VOLUNTEERS for it!!
68Tool
Lateralus


SgtAenema- in school looking to get those sewn on elbow and shoulder patches on a tweed jacket teaching kids about the follies of past humans
69Saosin
Saosin


Aftertheascension- learns some shit from someplace
70Bjork
Volta


Asdfp277- Studying to take over buildings in Red Alert
71The Cure
Wild Mood Swings


Hellscythe- aspiring graphic designer while simultaneously already being a graphic designer.
72In Flames
The Tokyo Showdown


Funeralopolis- studying business in order to learn how to trick people into buying things they don't really need
73Nasum
Shift


ZippaThaRippa- studies geology and sells cirrhosis
74Myrimin
Allir Mistök mín Koma Aftur til ásækja Mig


Artuma- studying industrial management at ________
75Metallica
St. Anger


LepreCon- teacher of some sort or variety
76Dream Theater
Awake


Xenorazr- blonde robin williams' job now but one day will have hollywood stealing his stories starring then 3 time academy award winner jaden smith
77Frank Zappa
Hot Rats


wham49- High School teacher of students with special needs
78Kanye West
The Life of Pablo


Ignimbrite- Studying geology, will soon be the Neil DeGrasse Tyson of the field making appearances all over the country
79Nigel Pepper Cock
Fresh White Reeboks Kickin' Your Ass


Inveigh- a sling IT staffing/consulting services m/
80Virtue
We Stand to Fight


Ovrot- librarian/professional shusher
81Nigel Pepper Cock
Fresh White Reeboks Kickin' Your Ass


TheSonomaDude- delivers Jimmy Johns sandwiches in 1.6 seconds with his dealership's mercedes'
82Manic Street Preachers
Journal For Plague Lovers


Arcade- and I quote: "i write condescending and pretentious transgressive fiction that will likely be appreciated by a select few who spend their saturday nights fingering nothingness. "
83Godspeed You! Black Emperor
All Lights Fucked On the Hairy Amp Drooling


JigglyPDiddy- studies the plastic arts?
84Black Sabbath
The Rules of Hell


rockandmetaljunkie- Student in the Merchant Marine Academy
85The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground


LPFTW- high schooler looking to be the next patch adams only instead of laughter he uses his rod to cure disease, or study english.
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