TwoMonthsInTheCold: I'm In A Sexual Dilemma.

TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Help plz
Trebor. 12.27.12	fuck her duh /thread
Calc 12.27.12	yolo
ILJ 12.27.12	fuck her duh /thread [2] inb4 123 comments
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Yeah but she's a mate and I feel awkward about it anyway because she has a boyfriend
Calc 12.27.12	but seriously if they are "experimenting" and her intentions are that clear, that relationship is going nowhere so fuking do it.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	I still find it really fucking weird. Is it weird they're experimenting? :')
ILJ 12.27.12	if you don't fuck her you will one day look back on this and regret the fact that you pussied out and didn't do it.
bakkermaarten007 12.27.12	Don't do it. Things will get very awkward afterwards.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Very true
mindleviticus 12.27.12	dude, fuck that guy. have the time of your life with her
Calc 12.27.12	yep experimenting is for old couples who've been together for 15+ years not young couples who've been barely going out for a year. she'll be single pretty soon.
Brontosaurus 12.27.12	time to lay some pipe
Trebor. 12.27.12	Calc knows
Hyperion1001 12.27.12	lol fuck her idiot
ILJ 12.27.12	"Don't do it. Things will get very awkward afterwards." don't you think it's already a little awkward? i mean her boyfriend is letting some guy dip his wick in his girl i think that was where it started getting awkward. might as well reap some benefits out of it.
wabbit 12.27.12	fuck the dude dump the girl
ILJ 12.27.12	and what calc said
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	The dude's bi as well haha
ILJ 12.27.12	give a good reason why you shouldn't give her the d
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Because we're mates and I don't want it to be awkward as balls afterwards
Trebor. 12.27.12	Dude who cares make new friends if it doesn't work out
ILJ 12.27.12	it's going to be awkward either way. you know that feeling when you ask a girl out and she rejects you? you know how there's this awkward tension there? yea, that's what you'll have with this chick, except it'll probs be worse.
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Regardless, it will be, no matter what the situation. If you're only interested in slaying that then go for it. If you have any interest in remaining friends do not. Decide what's more important.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Brilliant hahaha. The dude hates me as well, he's pissed off that she's suggested it
ILJ 12.27.12	well i wouldn't be happy if my girlfriend said to me "hey i know we're dating and all but can i fuck this guy?" either
Myrkur 12.27.12	While it is true that things will be awkward afterwards you should still fuck her
Spec 12.27.12	pics plz
ILJ 12.27.12	yea post pics
Relinquished 12.27.12	^^^
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Don't listen to Hep, it still got awkward
ViperAces 12.27.12	lol at you for posting this on the internet and thinking you would get any other answer than 'fuck her'
ILJ 12.27.12	"hey wanna have some obligation and guilt free sex?" "no i like my hanky panky with the obligations and guilt thank you."
dawija1017 12.27.12	why do you care about her boyfriend lol ... shes giving you a chance to fuck her and show her that she doesnt need him....his dumbfuck feelings should be your least concern
ButteryBiscuitBass 12.27.12	Sounds very odd.
SCREAM! 12.27.12	" He says he's cool with me having sex with her" "The dude hates me as well, he's pissed off that she's suggested it" um..what...
eternium 12.27.12	Let me fuck her.
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Are you trying to date this girl?
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	He's told her it's okay, but he hates me and is secretly angry about it but won't tell her
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	@Eagles Nah, I don't want to date her
SCREAM! 12.27.12	Any chance this dude might be a danger to you if you did go for it? If my gf pulled this on me she wouldn't be my gf for much longer..
Trebor. 12.27.12	You're acting like sex is some magical act that has dire consciences or some shit Just put your bodies together the way nature intended and have a good time
Evreaia 12.27.12	take it from the manwhore, just fuck her, nothing special.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Idk, I mean he doesn't like me as it is anyway haha
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	I could see shit kicking off eventually
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Treb that was gross
ButteryBiscuitBass 12.27.12	Then if she knows that she's a cunt for suggesting it. Fuck someone else and ignore the psycho!
eternium 12.27.12	Everything changes once sex is offered no matter what you do. You might as well take it.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Treb that was gross [2]
ViperAces 12.27.12	Everything changes once sex is offered no matter what you do. You might as well take it. [2]
ViperAces 12.27.12	well i guess tbh
ViperAces 12.27.12	never really had a woman
ViperAces 12.27.12	i wonder how women's skin feels like
ViperAces 12.27.12	i bet its soft
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Like a bag of sand
Trebor. 12.27.12	I'm going crazy not getting laid and this guy has pussy dangling in front of him oh man the world isn't fair
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	@Viper Dude... get out more or some shit
sideburndude 12.27.12	Woman are scary and impure don't do it.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	I haven't had sex in 5 months either :')
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	You better smash that then.
Trebor. 12.27.12	I haven't had sex in 241 months
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Then call her Smashley.
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Forreal Treb? Not hatin'...
sideburndude 12.27.12	Her blood is not pure
ILJ 12.27.12	I had sex like 2 weeks ago. But girlfriend and I are probably gonna stop for the most part. Don't want no babies.
eternium 12.27.12	Use birth control, duh.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Use protection
ViperAces 12.27.12	187 monthes ago was the last vagina i ever touched/saw
Nocturnal 12.27.12	Fuck her i did
sideburndude 12.27.12	Be a man
Trebor. 12.27.12	option 1: condom option 2: birth control pills for her option 3: lay your nuts over the stove for about an hour before sex to destroy your sperm option 4: put it in her butt
pjquinones747 12.27.12	Do it you wont
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Treb you must be a V you forgot the foolproof pull-out technique
ILJ 12.27.12	"Use birth control, duh." "Use protection" we do, not 100%. not good enough. she's way more paranoid than i am and i don't particularly enjoy hearing her worry about it every month
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Blastin' on bellies
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Bro, implant. No periods either haha
eternium 12.27.12	"we do, not 100%. not good enough." Birth control is like 99% effective if used correctly. Use that, a condom, and pull out and you're good. If she gets pregnant despite that then know that she took her pills in the wrong order or something.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	And Eagles, that was gross haha
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.27.12	Dont use protection overrated. Get that bitch prego
sideburndude 12.27.12	Jock knows how to handle this
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.27.12	Chicks dig it bro
captaincrunch11 12.27.12	Fuck her. Hard.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Jocks I'm sure you're smooth with women
Electric City 12.27.12	this is so dumb
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.27.12	"Jocks I'm sure you're smooth with women" I happen to have a very cute girlfriend. Im not gonna toot my horn anything but I hold my own
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Do you use protection then?
ShadowRemains 12.27.12	agreed why is this even a dilemma...
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.27.12	"Do you use protection then?" Nah I just pull that shit out. it feels way better
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Bro, get her on the pill or implant or something
bakkermaarten007 12.27.12	"Nah I just pull that shit out. it feels way better" Ever heard of pre-ejaculate?
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.27.12	She sucks my dick before m/
wacknizzle 12.27.12	If you want to, do it. If you don't, then don't do it it's as simple as that. It's not like some crazy German atheists are trying to cut your dick off.
bakkermaarten007 12.27.12	"She sucks my dick before m/" Dude, I hope you don't seriously think that helps... Get her on birth control, or use a condom for Christ's sake or you'll be a father very soon...
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.27.12	^yea will do we use a condom haha i just wanted to see the responses
bakkermaarten007 12.27.12	lol, you got me
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	@wacknizzle yeah but awkwardness
ITsHxCTOASTER 12.27.12	Fuck her
JAV 12.27.12	If you bang her you can never be friends again. So good luck with that.
Negator 12.27.12	Read the title as Im A Sexual Dilemma.
BallsToTheWall 12.27.12	Save yourself for marriage, don't listen to these heathens.
Willie 12.27.12	Just don't kiss her and everything will be fine.
wacknizzle 12.27.12	@TwoMonthsInTheCold: It doesn't sound like you wanna do it then. Or don't let it be awkward, it's only gonna be that way if you're awkward. It's obvious she wants it but that doesn't mean you have to, go with the flow or don't.
Trebor. 12.27.12	I heard females only make an emotional connection if you make eye contact so A) hit it from behind, or B) just don't look her in the eye like she's a rabid dog
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	^Dead
wacknizzle 12.27.12	Yeah if you don't want an emotional connection don't kiss her and don't look her in the eyes. A girl I didn't feel any emotional connection with tried kissing me once and I had to bite her lip to make her stop lol, not like hard though but it worked.
Trebor. 12.27.12	That's called Caveman Style
Electric City 12.27.12	jesus christ this is so dumb
wacknizzle 12.27.12	m/ but it made me realize that I personally don't care for emotionless sex.
DrMaximus 12.27.12	lol? Wtf wacknizzle
wacknizzle 12.27.12	Of course I can't have own opinions with this subject with getting shit for it. Unless she's really hot and we have good chemistry.
Observer 12.27.12	go for it in the dark. friend i have once used me when she was missing some ex and did that so she could pretend i was him or something. apply it to trebs advice.
TwoMonthsInTheCold 12.27.12	Thanks :')
KjSwantko 12.27.12	I'm a bit late to this thread, but so 1) the girl wants to fuck you, 2) her boyfriend is okay with it, and you're in a dilemma over what to do? shakes head
MO 12.27.12	lol downer
ShadowRemains 12.27.12	i think the closet will be vacant before long
Hyperion1001 12.27.12	"this chick said she wants to fuck what do i do?" sputnikmusic.com
ShadowRemains 12.27.12	lol
MO 12.27.12	lol need the best advice
SpiritCrusher2 12.27.12	lol Hyp
Aids 12.27.12	it sounds like you're a nice guy so props for that but seriously if you don't fuck her you don't deserve the air in your lungs
Wolfhorde 12.27.12	sputnikadvice.com your go-to place for first world problems even other first world citizens don't give a fuck about!
DominionMM1 12.27.12	do it, man. i seriously regret not nailing every single girl that i obviously could have. i don't want you to suffer the same fate.
Wolfhorde 12.27.12	Warning: Thread contains high levels of stupidity rays.
Spag 12.27.12	just slap her titties around a bit then stick it in and pee
DominionMM1 12.27.12	isn't that every sputthread?
Anthracks 12.27.12	Don't be a slut.
engleprunt 12.27.12	Just curious how old you are, 2 Months. If like early 20s or younger, go for it. In my 30 years, I've learned that while a lot of friends last, a lot don't also (mostly out of indifference). You may regret the opportunity later on whether you remain friends or not.
Dunpeal 12.28.12	you failed the moment you came here for sexual advice lol
Emim 12.28.12	this is so dumb
engleprunt 12.28.12	Also, if she already offered, it's gonna be awkward regardless. Go for it, dude. Seriously.
BrentV 12.28.12	This is my favorite thread.
Winrar 12.28.12	Plot twist: fuck the guy instead and ride into the sunset.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Reminds me of the infamous 'Girl Help' list, http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=93317
Mordecai. 12.28.12	just go straight in the ass cause it doesn't really count so goodbye awkwardness
Eclecticist 12.28.12	ahahaha yea true exactly so when you're not sure to fuck her or not just anally give it to her cuz that supposedly doesn't really count
OnlyAnchors 12.28.12	chicks like these are pure fucking evil that would convince their bf to be ok with cheating. fuck her once and dont text her the next day or ever again thats what id do lol
Myrkur 12.28.12	Seriously no anal just fuck her hard and the eye contact thing is bullshit, tell her it's just sex and you don't have any feelings for her that should be enough
Eclecticist 12.28.12	So, according to Mordecai and OnlyAnchors: 1) Anal is neither fucking nor not fucking. 2) Women that convince their bfs to experiment are pure fucking evil. lol what
OnlyAnchors 12.28.12	@eclecticist the dude said he wasnt ok with "experimenting" tho
Scoot 12.28.12	who the fuck would be okay with something like this
Eclecticist 12.28.12	"@eclecticist the dude said he wasnt ok with "experimenting" tho" So, because he is not okay with it that all of a sudden makes his gf's desires 'evil'? That to me seems like a children's book version of morality.
Aids 12.28.12	someone in a dying relationship
Sanders 12.28.12	Latest comments: "I'm In A Sexual Dilemma. by Aids" Brilliant
wacknizzle 12.28.12	But you guys he said he was cool with him banging her. Why does the guy want you to fuck her anyway, to get someone else's opinion on how good she fucks so he can feel better about being with her lol?!
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.28.12	So are you gonna fuck her or what?
OnlyAnchors 12.28.12	well shes basically manipulating the situation to seem more acceptable to the bf by calling it experimenting so she can cheat and not feel guilty about it. so idk it seems messed up to me.
Calc 12.28.12	he wont...
Eclecticist 12.28.12	"well shes basically manipulating the situation to seem more acceptable to the bf by calling it experimenting so she can cheat and not feel guilty about it. so idk it seems messed up to me." Right, but we can only infer her intentions from the limited information that we have been given. It would be incorrect for us to assume more than is being stipulated by this user's words. While we can draw our own ideas from what we have observed through reading, much of our ideas will be based off of partial considerations we base off our own internal biases. In other-words, don't be quick to condemn anyone.
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.28.12	Lawyered!
wacknizzle 12.28.12	How is her boyfriend supposed to get anything out of this. What, is he going to watch them fuck and masturbate to it like he's watching porn that's fucking wierd? Or tag team her? Either way it's weird to me, if I'm with a girl I want to be the only guy there, that shit is mine.
EaglesBecomeVultures 12.28.12	Eiffel tower bro
ILJ 12.28.12	yeah convincing your boyfriend to let you cheat isn't experimentation. it'd only be experimentation if she were convincing him for the three of them to fuck at once. THAT'S experimentation.
wacknizzle 12.28.12	Not every girl wants to take it in the bum but this girl is pretty much asking for it. Or she's just a bitch who wants to cheat on her boyfriend.
ILJ 12.28.12	probs the bitch one
Mordecai. 12.28.12	"So, according to Mordecai and OnlyAnchors: 1) Anal is neither fucking nor not fucking. 2) Women that convince their bfs to experiment are pure fucking evil. lol what" my sister is 26 and she's still a virgin doesn't mean she won't get the odd anal reaming. she isn't dumb.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	You should let your sister know that you cite her as an example for anal reaming. I am sure she would have a lot to add.
ILJ 12.28.12	there's a reason why they call it anal sex because it's sex
Aids 12.28.12	are you guys seriously discussing this right now?
paxman 12.28.12	The only thing I've learned from this list is that Jockstrapsftw is a virgin.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Unless of course it's considered arms-length or near-sex. Like public corporations are arms-length corporations and trust companies are considered near-banks.
ILJ 12.28.12	you just compared anal sex to corporations congrats i've never seen that before.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	it wasn't meant to be taken seriously I just wanted to read some really absurd responses to what I said
Mordecai. 12.28.12	"there's a reason why they call it anal sex because it's sex" yeh but not if you don't know their name
ILJ 12.28.12	i rather enjoyed the comparison
Eclecticist 12.28.12	"yeh but not if you don't know their name" whut
wacknizzle 12.28.12	Anal is sex, it's just anal sex. I've never done it but still, it isn't the same thing. For one I could care less how much a girl's butt beat up.
Aids 12.28.12	omg
Eclecticist 12.28.12	"Anal is sex, it's just anal sex." Explanation of the year
ILJ 12.28.12	i'd rather none of my girl be beat up.
Xplisit 12.28.12	"there's a reason why they call it anal sex because it's sex" well i had oral sex yup thats right boys lost my virginity today
ILJ 12.28.12	i think i'll stick to the mouth and vagina.
wacknizzle 12.28.12	A girl could take 60 dicks to the butt and I wouldn't give a shit because that pussy is still primo. Put 2 dicks in her vag at once and I'll probably never want to go back besides she's a total ho if she does that.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	"i had oral sex yup thats right boys lost my virginity today" pop'd the ol' foul brown cherry
ILJ 12.28.12	but what if it's two dicks at separate times?
Xplisit 12.28.12	hes having anal sex like a true asexual
Eclecticist 12.28.12	where's sasha grey when you need her
wacknizzle 12.28.12	Two dicks if different time different occasion. I hear Sasha listens to black metal, someone should ask her to join this site. I think she'd have fun with us. Were good people am i rite.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	yea but she's an authority, luke is still a tyro
DrMaximus 12.28.12	Sorry for being tardy to the party. What's going on?
Trebor. 12.28.12	I would marry Sasha Grey
Eclecticist 12.28.12	you'd certainly save big time on the wedding dress or rather, lack-there-of
Xplisit 12.28.12	and you wouldnt have to work her ass in because its already been worked in a couple times over!
wacknizzle 12.28.12	She seems really cool but she already fucked too many dudes. I wouldn't mind being friends and hanging out with her.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Reminds me of Luke's 'locus classicus': http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=110711
wacknizzle 12.28.12	@andcas: Agreed dude, if a girl I really liked did something like that I don't even know I wouldn't ever want to see her again.
paxman 12.28.12	Anal sex feels so good sometimes I think it's better than pussy sex
Trebor. 12.28.12	You should pitch your situation to hollywood, they'll make it into a schlocky rom com with Jonah Hill and Emma Stone
auberginedreams 12.28.12	that sounds like a bad situation to get yourself in. don't do it.
Calc 12.28.12	jonah hill in django unchained was funny
Trebor. 12.28.12	A lot of people thought they were KKK even though KKK didn't even exist yet and they're Regulators which is like the predecessor to the KKK and the joke was how the KKK hoods came about like damn some people didn't pay attention in 11th grade history
Calc 12.28.12	you were taught about the KKK in school? cuz i sure wasnt
Eclecticist 12.28.12	yea what is this bullshit fuck linear aggressions I wanna learn about white supremacy
apert 12.28.12	girl sounds like a bitch, fuck her the jizz in her eyes
paxman 12.28.12	And then punch her
Turtlestlker 12.28.12	I wouldn't go for it, just what shes doing is sketchy. No matter how you cut it, it isn't going to go over smooth or guiltless for everyone involved.
Trebor. 12.28.12	"you were taught about the KKK in school? cuz i sure wasnt" Well it's a big part of the reconstruction era, we even read a novel in 9th grade that took place during the time that had the KKK in it I think. Isn't part of the town in the KKK in To Kill a Mockingbird? Cuz we read that too
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	I>I'm in a sexual dilemma II>Awkward or not? III>Anal or pussy? IV>Go for it. V>Sasha Grey VI> KKK / White Supremacy lmao
apert 12.28.12	classic sputnik
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	Sasha's industrial/noise project is fucking awesome, though.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	You are lying, Sasha does not have a power electronics project
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	No I am not. And, for the record; industrial, noise, and pe --- are three VERY different things. http://www.last.fm/music/aTelecine
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Okay, now she's wifey material.
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	Okay, now she's wifey material. [.................................................................] Just[.........] No. Pornhub this: /view_video.php?viewkey=874556104
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Dude that was obvious sarcasm. Don't let treb see that video though it may entice him even more!
ILJ 12.28.12	a porn star is never wife material. never EVER. not even a little.
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	Agreed.
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	But her music still fascinates me, a really interesting amalgamation of idiosyncratic planets inside an industrialized noisy galaxy. Indeed.
Relinquished 12.28.12	sasha grey throbs my gristle
Eclecticist 12.28.12	You guys are horrible people. Porn stars are people too and deserve to find love and hygienic relationships.
ILJ 12.28.12	i know you're yankin our chains with that but lol. they should think about that before they fuck suck and tug a million wangs
Relinquished 12.28.12	you're just jealous cuz you've been wanting to put it in them instead
apert 12.28.12	16 on 1, serious business
Eclecticist 12.28.12	Dudes it is a legit career move. I would whore myself out if I were good at it but I am not so I don't want to subject myself to something if I know that I won't excel in the field.
ILJ 12.28.12	well yeah it's a legitimate career but if they want love and a healthy relationship more they should probably consider another line of work.
apert 12.28.12	most pornstars are massive sluts, and sluts don't deserve love just cock
Eclecticist 12.28.12	I don't think that is fair. That is like saying, if a lawyer wanted an honest relationship with someone they shouldn't build their professional life on lying or manipulating the truth.
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	I feel bad for pornstars. ¿Porn Piece or the Scars of Cold Kisses, Anyone? Behind a smiling face (or orgasm) there is always a broken heart, guilt, and shame.
apert 12.28.12	lol wasn't really a serious comment
Eclecticist 12.28.12	I>I'm in a sexual dilemma II>Awkward or not? III>Anal or pussy? IV>Go for it. V>Sasha Grey VI> KKK / White Supremacy VII> porn, legit career or not?
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	>:
SCREAM! 12.28.12	"That is like saying, if a lawyer wanted an honest relationship with someone they shouldn't build their professional life on lying or manipulating the truth." Ideally lawyers shouldn't do this period
Eclecticist 12.28.12	You say that now, until you are in a pinch. There is what is de jure and there is what is de facto. The two are often incommensurable by the very nature of their own existence in theory and in practice.
Eclecticist 12.28.12	That was a lie btw
zackaimforthehead 12.28.12	If she's a good enough friend, then having sex with her wont be awkward, and if it is after, then she wasn't that good of a friend to begin with. So go for it. Better to live your life without regret anyway.
Shimana 12.28.12	My parents can pay for the abortion, you know...
Eclecticist 12.28.12	what the fuck
ShadowRemains 12.28.12	"sasha grey throbs my gristle" wylie had a fucking chance she's even better now
ShadowRemains 12.28.12	"porn is a woman's industry. they get paid the most and are made famous. guys are just there to serve as nothing more than a dick." ever heard of ron jeremy?
apert 12.28.12	Peter North as well
DrMaximus 12.28.12	Ron Jeremy is only there 'cause of his horse long schlong.
DrMaximus 12.28.12	Peter North is only there 'cause he shoots buckets.
GiaNXGX 12.28.12	^^^^
BallsToTheWall 12.28.12	sasha grey throbs my gristle" wylie had a fucking chance she's even better now shoulda, coulda, woulda.
ShadowRemains 12.28.12	"wow you named two guys out of the endless list of famous women porn stars. good job." if we name anymore you'll call us gay and the circle of immaturity will go round like a carousel
ShadowRemains 12.28.12	but yeah females... i've taken a liking to a chick named mia malkova recently, the way she bends is like daaaaayum as always...heather vandeven
BallsToTheWall 12.28.12	James Deen
J0ckstrapsFTW 12.28.12	Mandingo lol
BallsToTheWall 12.28.12	I know...as a big fan of the OG J.D I can only imagine.
Emim 12.28.12	moar liek james peen
dammets 12.28.12	ron jeremy went to my high school. no joke
paxman 12.28.12	Is there a plaque on the wall
DrMaximus 12.28.12	Probably not. His huge schlong would take up half the photo.
paxman 12.28.12	Well I doubt the picture would be of his man piece let's get serious here
Mordecai. 12.28.12	so how did we go here after all this? did you blast her anus like any sane man would do?
Mordecai. 12.28.12	she is your sister right?
brickoltna 12.28.12	gross
grish 12.28.12	[Spag] "just slap her titties around a bit then stick it in and pee" hahaha, nice ref
TomArnoldsArmpit 12.28.12	just fuck somebody that's not a skeez, you shitbag
Sanders 12.28.12	"sasha grey throbs my gristle" wylie had a fucking chance she's even better now Elaborate please
ViperAces 12.28.12	"option 3: lay your nuts over the stove for about an hour before sex to destroy your sperm" i hope no one ever does that "where's recspecs when you need him." hahahaha
Observer 12.28.12	kinda was in a similar situation last week. i left a job and a girl i worked with just bluntly said she wanted to have sex with me. i asked her if she had a boyfriend and she said no, but i always overheard her talking about one before that. So i just said no. i know that boyfriend knows what his girl wants to do, but if i were him i would be feeling extremely pissed, or hurt depending how sensitive. i remember when i first heard my ex slept with someone else. it felt like someone had taken a sledge hammer to my gut.
BrentV 12.28.12	Just ask yourself what Hitch would do.
someguest 12.28.12	Why is everyone named Brent gay?
BrentV 12.28.12	do it pls
wacknizzle 12.28.12	lol someguest
brickoltna 12.30.13	gross
ShadowRemains 12.30.13	classic thread
Deviant. 04.17.14	Dumbest list and thread in quite some time
Wolfhorde 04.17.14	^/thread

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