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Top 15 It's Always Sunny Episodes

This was really hard because there are obviously so many great episodes to choose from. Here goes.
1The Nightman Cometh

"You got to pay the troll toll to get into the boy'ssoul. You got to pay the troll toll to get in."
2Reynolds vs Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

"Making Aristotle and everyone else on Earth look like a.....BITCH!"
3The Gang Gets Analyzed

"Well no. At it's core I love it. I love the dark, I love slippery things, I love being naked... in the sewer. Bleach smells good, it tastes good."
4Flowers For Charlie

"Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter."
5The Gang Wrestles For The Troops

"I feel like if I come in there you're just going to throw sand in my eyes.... so I'm just going to run away."
6The Waitress Is Getting Married

"I'm a full on rapist. Y'know. Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That Sorta Thing."
7The Gang Gets Stranded In The Woods

"What do you say we slip into a room... and you two split me up like a coconut?"
8Chardee Macdennis: The Game of Games

"Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?" "Because Dennis is a bastard man!"
9Mac and Dennis: Man Hunters

"The white guy over there looks better no me for some reason."
10Mac's Big Break

"I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? I dunno, maybe. I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. I mean, that's God's work. Well not that I believe in God. I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney."
11The Gang Dines Out

"He doesn't hide under a toupee. He faces his challenges instead of running into the sewers nude to search for rings and coins. Or to the toilets. To a life filled with rats. He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jack-knife twist, which I did. None of you people wouldn't even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline that very same night. Which I also did. And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great."
12The Gang Gets Trapped

"Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace."
13The Gang Recycles Their Trash

Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses and do a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex."
14Mac and Charlie: White Trash

"See, Dennis and I were born upper class. Therefore we currently are and will always remain upper class. Frank, stop picking your teeth and back us up here."
15The Gang Gets Held Hostage

"When we get out of this I'm going to shove my fist right into your ass. Hard and fast. Not in a sexual way. In a pissed off kind of way."
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