HappyArseDay
06.01.12 | some guy put this: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101116
other guy put this: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101285
harsh butfunny hahaha
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YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | how the fuck could i forget that? that was hilarious |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | Me flirting with Vesper
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=28742&page=22#comments |
North0House2
06.01.12 | When I joined. |
AlexLifeson
06.01.12 | lol graveyard you self self centered fag |
Hyperion1001
06.01.12 | the funniest part about you flirting with vesper was the fact that you didnt realize you were actually the joke |
CaptainDooRight
06.01.12 | when baseline promised she'd give me head then deleted her comment |
MO
06.01.12 | ahaha hyp, but some of the analyzer stuff was great, sea getting pwned and I want to say the whole MJ debacle but I had just missed that damnit |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "when baseline promised she'd give me head then deleted her comment"
baseline seems to be showing up a lot. when did this happen? |
Spec
06.01.12 | Sea Vs. Sonic |
evilford
06.01.12 | that argument in the Axe to Fall thread a couple days ago was pretty hilarious |
andcas
06.01.12 | rest thread. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "that argument in the Axe to Fall thread a couple days ago was pretty hilarious"
link please |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | "the funniest part about you flirting with vesper was the fact that you didnt realize you were actually the joke"
Nah, I gave her some post-punk recs a while back, so now we are totally legit |
Wolfhorde
06.01.12 | "that argument in the Axe to Fall thread a couple days ago was pretty hilarious"
Calling that an argument is a slight understatement, but yeah it was pretty hilarious. |
theacademy
06.01.12 | when hayley williams tweeted her tits |
insomniac15
06.01.12 | crandynewman |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | "Hawks Starts Over pt.2: When Bitches Come Back For More" |
Relinquished
06.01.12 | the racist hollier moment |
WeepingBanana
06.01.12 | when i divulged super top secret information about robertsona and he tried to ban me
jk that was gay |
WeepingBanana
06.01.12 | actually no serious funniest sputnik moment was when they convinced zepdude that he was a mod |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | lol |
WeepingBanana
06.01.12 | actually no. anything that aubergine says |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | i can't wait for sonic to see this list he'll have a lot to share with us |
evilford
06.01.12 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=32895&page=133#comments
halfway down page and henceforth. enjoy |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | lol @ graveyard's last post on that page |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | The almighty converge can suck the almighty cock |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | i still don't know why Jane Doe has 4.3.....it doesn't deserve anything above 3.6 or 3.7 |
BallsToTheWall
06.01.12 | ANYTHING tRIBESTOS RELATED |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | Stooma |
SpiritCrusher2
06.01.12 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/
YoYo check out this tumblr, lots of funny sputnik shit |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | pretty good so far, i remember the whole memorial day thing |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | is that your tumblr spiritcrusher? and if not do you know who runs it |
SpiritCrusher2
06.01.12 | no, I think theacademy runs it |
AliW1993
06.01.12 | This has, and probably never will be beaten imo.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=268193&listid=19840 |
Hep Kat
06.01.12 | intelligent dance music |
AliW1993
06.01.12 | Also, Stooma is painfully unfunny |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | These are some of my favourite funniest sputnikmusic lists:
Girl Help!: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=93317
420 Warrior: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101079
Shit Metal Chicks Say: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=95388
Bat Pisses In Elstner's Eye: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news.php?newsid=21499#lastpost
I know This Shitty Rave Girl: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=96133
Martinikisses: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=99834&memberid=546424
Classics. |
MO
06.01.12 | the first ever moaropeth post is king m/
but yea the first (being last) 25 or so pages are vintage sputnik |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | "http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=268193&listid=19840"
That actually wasn't really funny Ali |
MO
06.01.12 | this is one of the best lists ever
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=428668&listid=45259
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TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | When morbid angel's last album came out lul |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "Me flirting with Vesper"
are you proud of yourself for this? |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | Nawh guys nothing beats '420 Warrior', that is classic example of how trolling can be the funniest thing ever.
Also 'Girl help!' has some many outrageously absurd comments that are suppose to be advice that the thread is one clusterfuck of dynamite one-liners and short paragraph lol's |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "When morbid angel's last album came out lul"
don't even that shit was terrible |
livingisland
06.01.12 | A sputnik-themed tumblr - that is awesome |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | My favorite Girl Help comment has to be "PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT" |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | oh, random but any shit riffoclock says has been devoid of humor. HE's tasteless when it comes to posting anything |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'My favorite Girl Help comment has to be "PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT"'
Haha |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | also on the rave girl list, OmahaStylee94 had me rolling with "Oh god. where do you work?" |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | i loved Martinikisses, fucking funny stuff |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | guys pretending to be girls on the internet is probably the saddest/least funny thing ever. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | and here you come to ruin the fun. shut up |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | lol |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | ikr |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | zkj |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | wow what an asshole i'm really butthurt about this the fuck damnit you can just all go to hell
#reported
is that a good imitation of auberginedreams you guys? |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | No, that Martinikisses thread was hilarious. |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | 7/10 but you could do better tbh. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | i could have but then you would report me |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | yeah, just like he did to silent |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | alright that one was an 8/10 but you're still not reaching your full potential. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | your mother |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | actually i only reported like 10. |
andcas
06.01.12 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news.php?newsid=21105 |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | wow |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | wow what did i miss here? |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | i reported the ones where you called me a "cum stained mongoloid faggot dick munching nigger hater who should kill himself " for no reason other than to try and get a rise out of me. i think that kind of warrents a report. it's not my fault you had to post something like that about 5 times a day. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | If you guys are trying to make this thread funny, you are all failing at it. |
andcas
06.01.12 | grabbing my popcorn for this show. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | sputnik is a community of assholes. this is the only place we can go to to be assholes. it's the sad truth |
evilford
06.01.12 | lmao
this is turning into a funniest sputnik moment |
andcas
06.01.12 | @eclecticist, at least no one has made fun of a deceased user like you. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | "i reported the ones where you called me"
wow so you had to report him. dude its just sputnik, leave you pussy |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "i reported the ones where you called me a "cum stained mongoloid faggot dick munching nigger hater who should kill himself " for no reason other than to try and get a rise out of me. i think that kind of warrents a report."
lol you have a pussy. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | i have a feeling that if i were to make this list again this argument would show up on it |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | '@eclecticist, at least no one has made fun of a deceased user like you.'
omg was it a regular? |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | '@eclecticist, at least no one has made fun of a deceased user like you.'
Yea, I didn't know that he was deceased and I sad that I was sorry. Good attempt at opening up a 'deceased' issue. |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | http://sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101748
this is my all-time favorite
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Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | yeah, i love how he thinks he is so more mature then us, yet he goes and reports someone. wow |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | thank you finaleffort for actually posting something relevant |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | OMG HOW COULD U SAY THAT OMG HES DEAD HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECTS WOW U ARE SUCH A BAD PERSON |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | yeah but see silent, i don't know you nor do i even talk to you on this site, so i'm not really sure
where these paragraph long tirades are coming from. you and recspecs have some weird e-stalker thing
going on with me that has quite frankly become borderline creepy. |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | I'm here fo' my niggaz all day er' day, including the dead ones. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | Thanks potsy. Let's just forget about it, that was a really bad day. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | "e-stalker thing going"
lol you getting more retarded with every post |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | by the fucking way, could someone explain what all this is about? |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "Thanks potsy. Let's just forget about it, that was a really bad day."
nah, it was pretty funny. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | moving on....you guys got anything else? |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | "nah, it was pretty funny."
There is nothing funny about accidentally making fun of a dead user. I felt like a huge turd for like a week after that! |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | this one was quite amusing
http://sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101401&memberid=705543 |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | "yeah, i love how he thinks he is so more mature then us, yet he goes and reports someone. wow"
Uh, I'm pretty sure clicking "report" is more mature than writing a novel's worth of insults to some random fool on the internet. He's not mature either because he still carries on with pages of whining even though he reports, but I'm just saying. |
evilford
06.01.12 | wait who died? |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "wait who died?"
i'm wondering exactly the same thing |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | i'm wondering exactly the same thing [2] |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "There is nothing funny about accidentally making fun of a dead user."
first of all, i dont care whether the user is dead or not, it doesnt matter to me. second, even if i did, i still wouldnt feel bad if i were you becuase it was a fucking accident, who gives a shit. you fags made a huge deal out of nothing. |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | Wow hitlerisgod is a total dick. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | "Uh, I'm pretty sure clicking "report" is more mature than writing a novel's worth of insults"
the thing is that this is the internet, its not about being mature |
evilford
06.01.12 | aubergines integrity
heh besides that |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | why did you switch? |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "Wow hitlerisgod is a total dick."
what would you expect from someone whose user name is HitlerIsGod. Then again it could just be a black metal thing |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | i love how people think i give a shit what other users think about me, really if you hate me i couldn't care less. none of you are my friends, you are random ass strangers on the internet. i just don't want to be bombarded by weirdos talking about me gobbling semen or whatever every time i enter a thread, it's creepy and annoying. now i'm done with this conversatoin, have a nice day mr. tater! xoxo |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | i thought hitler and aubergine were the same |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | yeah its a black metal thing, you wouldnt understand |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | then don't gobble semen? |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | black metal side effects
|
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | "you are random ass strangers on the internet."
we are? wow i never knew that!!! |
evilford
06.01.12 | "i just don't want to be bombarded by weirdos talking about me gobbling semen or whatever every time i enter a thread"
lol |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | "xoxo" you didn't |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | "i love how people think i give a shit what other users think about me"
...followed by a paragraph attempting to make sure said users know "how he really feels."
Just lol. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | "i just don't want to be bombarded by weirdos talking about me gobbling semen or whatever every time i enter a thread"
lol [2] |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | yeah he is, i wish he would leave already. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "then don't gobble semen?"
take this advice bro |
Ovrot
06.01.12 | Hitlerisgod makes me laugh every time i see him just because his username. |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | I see why you guys troll that idiot all day long now. I'd probably do it too if I were into that sort of thing. |
evilford
06.01.12 | still curious as to who died. I haven't been a user for too terribly long but I have lingered around the site for a little longer, I'm wondering who it was. you would think most users would be fairly young people, that really sucks.
and yeah I totally wouldn't blame anyone for accidentally giving someone crap, and not knowing they had died. could happen to anyone. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | aubergine makes frizzlefried seem like a god |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | so who died? |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | so who died? [2] |
Ovrot
06.01.12 | ovrotlivesagain
RIP |
TheFinalEffortDrums
06.01.12 | so who died? [3] |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "Why does it matter who died? It's nobodies business."
good point but if we don't people to ask then they should stop talking about it. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | ok true. just didnt what to end up saying something bad about him/her.
it wasn't someguest or proggy right? |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | It could prevent further "accidents" if people knew. Right?
"we are pals now"
Okay, this is where I'll log off for the day. |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "but i agree it doesnt matter/isnt anyones business/if you dont know, then you dont know the user"
yeah guys, his close friends on sputnikmusic dont want to relive that, just leave them be. its a private matter |
SpiritCrusher2
06.01.12 | omg that girl help! thread is brilliant hahahaha
so who died? [4] |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | ok oh, then im sorry for intruding on that. sorry was not aware that it was long time ago. sorry. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | maybe I know them but I left and I didn't know cuz I wasn't here to know you guys got me thinking it could be shadowsfallen or damrod cuz they're never on here they were my favorites and I talked to them outside of sputnik more than anyone else really now =(
just tell me it wasn't either of them |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | No one died. Drop it. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | yeah girl help is so fucking funny |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | i really love the moaropeth thing |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | "The old Taxi died. I want him back. :("
I'm still the same old guy ;) |
evilford
06.01.12 | like I said I had followed some stuff on here before I joined and may have run across who this was in a discussion somewhere.
but I know I'm not entitled to know who it is. if it is really personal for someone then there's no reason for all of it to be brought up again. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | "yeah girl help is so fucking funny"
That thread gives every ones face stretch marks, it's one of the funniest threads I have ever read. |
acorncheese
06.01.12 | honestly it was probably the time when KILL made fun of that one band |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "also about the frizzlefried thing, his dumbass gave me his password"
thats the best part. and the reviews weren't even that different |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln48y8v1fp1qd37u4o1_1280.jpg"
One of my favs
"Beardier"
:{ |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "if it is really personal for someone then there's no reason for all of it to be brought up again."
no, these kids are all just being melodramatic faggots. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @Hitler shut up you stupid bitch lol |
evilford
06.01.12 | KILL's review of Duke Lion Fights the Terror!! by Big Dumb Face is fantastic |
Wolfhorde
06.01.12 | "do u guys remember when taxi looked like he was 9 and then the next day he looked like a grizzly mexican crack dealer?"
Idk, I like the grizzly mexican hipster crackdealer. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Been supporting my local HxC scene. No time for sputtin' lately. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | In the face might I remind you. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | wow gay |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Don't fucking smoke at an edge show. 'Nuff said. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | lol xStayxTruex, that guy who made the 420 Warrior thread is the better troll. |
deathofasalesman
06.01.12 | I don't know if it's been mentioned but anything this guy writes is golden.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36663/Brand-New-The-Devil-and-God-Are-Raging-Inside-Me/ |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | The master troll,
420 Warrior: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=101079 |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @Eclecticist
Um, who's trolling? |
The7thVermicide
06.01.12 | When pussie begin to cry, those are funniest moments here |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "dont be a fag faggot 'nuff said"
I'm not. This guy decided to light up right in the lobby though. There's a smoking lounge at the venue. Someone had to show this 'badass' some respect. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'Um, who's trolling?'
lol good one. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'dude 420 warrior was a fucking dooche, awful troll'
haha that thread had me in tears |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "Um, who's trolling?"
well, im convinced. he must not be a troll. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'eclect, staytrue isnt a troll'
Oh. Well kneeing a dude for smoking at a straight edge show is a pretty shitty thing to do. |
andcas
06.01.12 | I'd blow smoke in staytrue's face any day. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Wow your sense of humor is awful, Eclecticist. Btw aren't you that dumbass who had to make a whole new account because he got internet bullied? Lmao. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'Wow your sense of humor is awful, Eclecticist. Btw aren't you that dumbass who had to make a whole new account because he got internet bullied? Lmao.'
Yea, what is your point? |
WeepingBanana
06.01.12 | "I don't know if it's been mentioned but anything this guy writes is golden.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36663/Brand-New-The-Devil-and-God-Are-Raging-Inside-Me/"
omg yes Rembrandt reviews
also this review http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/44622/Annotations-Of-An-Autopsy-Dark-Days/ |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "I'd blow smoke in staytrue's face any day."
That's disrespectful. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "Yea, what is your point?"
My point is we have our greatest sputnik moment lol. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'My point is we have our greatest sputnik moment lol.'
lol you would know all about having a shitty sense of humour then. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Like I said before, the guy lit up in the lobby, not the smoking lounge. He had it coming. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "lol you would know all about having a shitty sense of humour then."
I mean, I guess it's pretty shitty. So shitty that the whole site laughed at you and you got posted numerous times on a tumblr dedicated to the sites stupidest comments/people. I guess you're just above us all. |
andcas
06.01.12 | lol what are you? a fucking bounty hunter for the truth campaign? fuck off. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | if he used an electronic cig in the lobby what would you have done? |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | I'm not a hipster, Wolf :p |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | yeah but he takes unrequired actions already so |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "if he used an electronic cig in the lobby what would you have done?"
I'd applaud him for wanting to take care of his body. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | 'I mean, I guess it's pretty shitty. So shitty that the whole site laughed at you and you got posted numerous times on a tumblr dedicated to the sites stupidest comments/people. I guess you're just above us all.'
Well I suppose that you would be there with my old account if it was actually funny that you kneed a guy for smoking at a straight edge show. But that is just really dick. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | nice. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "lol what are you? a fucking bounty hunter for the truth campaign? fuck off."
How about you fuck off. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | but he is still getting nicotine with an electronic cig so that's still not str8 edge |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "Well I suppose that you would be there with my old account if it was actually funny that you kneed a guy for smoking at a straight edge show. But that is just really dick."
Violence isn't funny, though. What kind of sick fuck are you? Wanting to butcher kids and shit. Gtfo weirdo. |
ThyCrossAwaits
06.01.12 | It's threads like this that remind me we have become a community of shitheads.
Makes the negs hurt less. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | fuck you too |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "but he is still getting nicotine with an electronic cig so that's still not str8 edge"
It could've been the ones without nicotine, sooo. |
andcas
06.01.12 | I have edge friends. difference is they're actually that way for themselves and don't go flaunting it. they don't give a flying
fuck if their friends smoke and drink. staytrue is just an example of a punk ass bitch who thinks he's a hard ass for being
a trendy poser that gives his cause a bad rap. good job. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | real talk andcas, real talk |
Wizard
06.01.12 | When I joined back in 2005, it was those first few years that Sputnik was truely funny. |
Eclecticist
06.01.12 | "Violence isn't funny, though. What kind of sick fuck are you? Wanting to butcher kids and shit. Gtfo weirdo."
lol you're right, violence isn't funny. So why did you knee that poor guy? |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "I have edge friends. difference is they're actually that way for themselves and don't go flaunting it. they don't give a flying fuck if their friends smoke and drink. staytrue is just an example of a punk ass bitch who thinks he's a hard ass for being a trendy poser that gives his cause a bad rap. good job."
Ok, so I flaunt it because my name is xStayxTruex!? I signed up with this name ironically. I will admit that I used to be real militant when I was younger, but who isn't that way when they're 16? I don't shove my edge down people's throats. You fucks just want to try and provoke me. It's all good though. |
Wizard
06.01.12 | "The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed." |
Wizard
06.01.12 | 99% of you wouldn't get that last post. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "lol you're right, violence isn't funny. So why did you knee that poor guy?"
I knee'd a guy, but did I ever say it was funny? No. Now quit trying to divert the negative attention you were getting away from yourself. |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | PEOPLE R MAD [2] |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | xdumbfuckx |
Sound
06.01.12 | the different aspects of yesterday's niggers - born in a barn review. laughed myself silly when telling people irl about the many retarded dimensions of it. but yes quite funny, i'll admit that |
andcas
06.01.12 | you don't shove your beliefs down people's throats. just knee them with it. |
Rail
06.01.12 | For new people like me: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/9756/Opeth-Blackwater-Park/ |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "you don't shove your beliefs down people's throats. just knee them with it."
I'd knee you too, cigarette or not. Talk shit get hit. |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | dude you are pretty gay |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @ApplicationToHeaven Remind me just who the hell you are. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | I meant who isn't reckless and stupid at that age.
"by the time i was 16 i was blazing every day, drinking every weekend, and doing mush m and acid regularly"
Thank you for backing my thesis. |
andcas
06.01.12 | haha your founder thinks you're a joke staytrue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRcxW_pFN9o |
Graveyard
06.01.12 | I come back....
AND THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | being straight edge is seriously gay jus so u kno |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | okay this is officially my funniest sputnik moment |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "haha your founder thinks you're a joke staytrue"
Hasn't Ian stated that he never meant for edge to become a movement? How is he a founder for what people on their own started?
@Posty Give up. I win.
|
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | your debations are quite convincing |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "by incorrectly using definitions that dont support your argument? lol yes a+ debate skills"
Debate? Argument? Don't put yourself on a pedestal, man. My intelligence is vastly superior to yours. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | new update in funny sputnik moments: sonic has hacked yet another account, go read the new review for Atom Heart Mother by Floyd |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Ya, and I have the biggest peen of everyone on this thread...... |
andcas
06.01.12 | watch the video idiot. he clearly states that he's fucking appalled at the way kids treat straight edge now. he never meant
or would want for those who claim edge to hurt others from a song he wrote for himself. he never meant to start a
movement and he doesn't respect the fundamentals of it. he's about humanity and militant pieces of shit like you spit on
that notion. if it wasn't for him there'd be no label for you to blindly follow and the sad thing is you turned it into
something that makes him ashamed. kudos dick. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | 'My real life name is Ian and I do not support xStayxTruex's "arguements".' |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @PotsyTater Dude, it's ok. Accept defeat. It's over already. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "haha your FOUNDER thinks you're a joke staytrue"
Founder, key word, remember that, ok?
"he never meant or would want for edge kids to hurt others from a song he wrote for himself. he never meant to start a movement and he doesn't respect the fundamentals of it."
He never meant for any of this to happen, yet you call him a 'founder?' Who's the idiot now? OWNED. |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | idiot |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "yeah that sounds just like something an illiterate dumb fuck who doesn't know what a thesis is or what militant means would say after being cock smacked in the face on the internet"
Hahaha, illiterate. Looks like we're communicating just fine, Potsy. I guess someone has to go get a dictionary at their local bookstore. Grab a thesaurus while you're at it, too. Looks like you need one. |
andcas
06.01.12 | forgot you're slow. what part of "if it wasn't for him there'd be no label for you to blindly follow and the sad thing is you
turned it into something that makes him ashamed" don't you grasp. people can accidently spark something they never
intended. he's still the founder of real straight edge and you're one of many who has made it into a joke. I hope
you're trolling. |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | ye bro u need a thesaurus U FAG!!! |
Shuyin
06.01.12 | its only funny when someone ends up banned |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | "the racist hollier moment"
this
also dryden's bowling ball comment |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Even if he didn't mean for it to happen, he's still the key reason all this "XXX", "xStayxTruex", bullshit started. |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | oh sputnik u |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | ya'll bitch made |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | a thread about sputniks funniest moments has become one of sputniks funniest moments. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | someone call the hip-hop police |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "keep crying"
lol owned
"I forgot your slow."
What about my slow? Looks like you should also get a dictionary, andcas.
found·er
Noun:
1. A person who establishes an institution or settlement.
I'll also define establish for you, because I doubt you'll know what that means.
es·tab·lish /iˈstabliSH/
Verb:
1.Set up (an organization, system, or set of rules) on a firm or permanent basis.
Ian MacKaye. The founder of straight edge. Lmao. |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | "a thread about sputniks funniest moments has become one of sputniks funniest moments."
I was just thinking that Adolf :) |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | staytrue shut the fuck up |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | "hawks?"
what |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | exciting comment |
evilford
06.01.12 | Shit everywhere holy shit |
MO
06.01.12 | holy fuck this thread |
Ignimbrite
06.01.12 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/tagged/ffs
everything there |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @ShadowRemains lol you want some too?
@Potsy Bow down. |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | "@ShadowRemains lol you want some too?"
no i want you to blow up your keyboard (are you too illiterate to understand that) |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | It's funny how little action other threads are getting due to this one. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | @Potsytater
Born of Osiris
The Discovery:4
The New Reign: 3.5
A Higher Place: 3
Yeah... |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | xstayxtruex, as a straight edge individual i'm gonna have to ask you to stop, you're making us look like retarded assholes. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "no i want you to blow up your keyboard (are you too illiterate to understand that)"
Your mom blew up my keyboard. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | ahahahahahaha aubergine vs staytrue |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | I have an egde friend, but he doesn't put x's on every username he makes, or even like hardcore music. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "xstayxtruex, as a straight edge individual i'm gonna have to ask you to stop, you're making us look like retarded assholes."
Laugh. My. FUCKING. Ass. Off. |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | "Your mom blew up my keyboard."
so this is what you mean by "you want some too?"
are you 10? |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "us"
LMAO. Too good. Never compare me to the likes of you. You're trash. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "are you 10?"
Are you? I mean, coming into a thread and randomly insulting me seems pretty mature, doesn't it? |
andcas
06.01.12 | @guano, the only thing he's responsible for is making a song about how he chose to live his life. not once did he ever say,
"go out and force my beliefs, if you share them, on others with brutal force." all he promoted was his desire to carry out a
healthy lifestyle and fucking lowlifes like staytrue turned it into a means to harm people. as far as I see it people who call
themselves edge and use it inflict harm on innocent people are no different than drug users who do the same. |
AlexLifeson
06.01.12 | m/ |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | at least his mom doesnt blow up keyboards!! |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | Oh, this looks like a good thread. I'm glad I logged back on here. |
evilford
06.01.12 | Did u guys hear that fox news is attacking man babies and bronies? |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | this thread kinda became one of sputnik's funniest tbh |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | "Are you? I mean, coming into a thread and randomly insulting me seems pretty mature, doesn't it?"
telling you to shut the fuck up when you need to shut the fuck up so that it'll get you to shut the fuck up when everyone else wants you to shut the fuck up |
Storm In A Teacup
06.01.12 | all of you in this thread are faggots except andcas and maybe potato, if he is it's okay though.
I wish foxxxy and cone were here right now for this. =( |
MO
06.01.12 | "It's funny how little action other threads are getting due to this one."
happens whenever there's a thread giving users the chance to interact oh so pleasantly |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | "i would have figured a fag like you would like born of osiris"
they smoke and drink, hes not allowed to listen to them |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | "@guano, the only thing he's responsible for is making a song about how he chose to live his life. not once did he ever say, "go out and force my beliefs, if you share them, on others with brutal force." all he promoted was his desire to carry out a healthy lifestyle and fucking lowlifes like staytrue turned it into a means to harm people. as far as I see it people who call themselves edge and use it inflict harm on innocent people are no different than drug users who do the same."
Oh I know man. I back most of the statements you've made. I think my comment was a responce to something staytrue said, but I'm not sure, cause there's been like 8 comments since I posted it 3 minutes ago. |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | "happens whenever there's a thread giving users the chance to interact oh so pleasantly"
there's a reason i rarely frequent these parts |
kount
06.01.12 | systemunfolded u r 15 |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | 80* comments |
AlexLifeson
06.01.12 | system you faggot |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "not once did he ever say, "go out and force my beliefs, if you share them, on others with brutal force."
And you called him the founder of straight edge, correct? |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | wtf is straight edge anyway? |
MO
06.01.12 | "there's a reason i rarely frequent these parts"
i've noticed you've taken a backseat, i'll admit this userbase is getting really out of hand as of late |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | what the fuck is happening to my thread? |
ConcubinaryCode
06.01.12 | Stooma |
MO
06.01.12 | "wtf is straight edge anyway?"
a synonym for being a pussy |
AlexLifeson
06.01.12 | system you are 15 and a faqggot which makes you queer |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | "all of you in this thread are faggots except andcas and maybe potato, if he is it's okay though."
Low blow man :/ |
none
06.01.12 | "And you called him the founder of straight edge, correct?"
faggot |
none
06.01.12 | "what the fuck is happening to my thread?"
life
and death
and rainbows
and faggots |
AlexLifeson
06.01.12 | so many faggots so little time |
Shuyin
06.01.12 | 'what the fuck is happening to my thread?'
Funniest Sputnik Moment |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "lol at stay true having absolutely no idea that this is an alt account"
Sup silentpotato |
kount
06.01.12 | SYSTEM
UN
FOLDED |
kount
06.01.12 | pubic hair unfolded coz none coz 15 |
none
06.01.12 | "Sup silentpotato"
good job here is ur gold star and U BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT |
DarkNoctus
06.01.12 | every day with all my lovely friends!! :] |
Rail
06.01.12 | "Sup silentpotato"
Your sober mind was able to unravel Potsy's elaborate ruse. Ever considered being a detective? |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "i actually kinda feel bad now that staytrve knows who i am because we got along when i was silentpotato i wouldnt have beefed him on that account"
Yeah, I wouldn't beef you on my real account either ;) |
kount
06.01.12 | list please change to favorite one night stand with systemunfoldeds mother |
none
06.01.12 | i approve |
evilford
06.01.12 | I don't think u guys have said faggot enough yet |
none
06.01.12 | F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T |
andcas
06.01.12 | @staytrue, ian coined the term straight edge. he was the first to make it up. every single person who claims it followed his
lead. it would've never existed if it wasn't for the minor threat song. therefore that makes him the founder. the fact he's
an actual intelligent person who doesn't use it the way you pathetically do doesn't change that fact. instead of being a
little cunt who picks on those who don't adhere to your bullshit why don't you show some gratitude and act like level
headed adult with some sense. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Nothing but love for you potsy :3 |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | at least we share some good music. sometimes |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | 'what the fuck is happening to my thread?'
Funniest Sputnik Moment
i have to say this is definitely the funniest sputnik moment since i joined the site |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | "I don't think u guys have said faggot enough yet"
Ctrl + F got me 27. Not enuf?
|
WeepingBanana
06.01.12 | hahahaha oh man aubergine is straight edge
this just gets better and better |
DotEight
06.01.12 | I would quote the funniest time I've had on here, but it more than likely involves me being drunk and I can't remember it at all. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | Where was I? Fuck most of you.
@Andcas That's not what a founder is bro. Quit fighting it. You were wrong. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | i would call system a faggot to his face but i dont like making fun of guys with dementia :[ |
DotEight
06.01.12 | Shut up you have 3 x's in your name - opinion invalid. |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "I would quote the funniest time I've had on here, but it more than likely involves me being drunk and I can't remember it at all."
WHOA! You were drunk? HAHAHA BRO SO FUNNY XDD |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | lol |
kount
06.01.12 | systemunfolded we all know you like anal with other dudes |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Dude, staytrue, it's not like he founded the lifestyle, no one did. It's just a lifestyle certain people have lived throughout time. However, he was the founder of what that lifestyle has become among hardcore kids. The very one that made it ever so neccessary for you to put 3 x's in your username. |
DotEight
06.01.12 | "WHOA! You were drunk? HAHAHA BRO SO FUNNY XDD"
Oh God you burned me so good! What a passive aggressive insult!
Just stop. |
evilford
06.01.12 | Jesus Christ this thread is fucking stupid |
DotEight
06.01.12 | Yes it is Ford, I'm just bored.
I could be a rapper. |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | straight edge is so gay |
kount
06.01.12 | its nowhere near ford 84' perfect |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | the moaropeth page is awesome |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "Oh God you burned me so good! What a passive aggressive insult!"
Just wait till I knee you in the face.
|
DotEight
06.01.12 | Oh yeah because you're straight edge, I'm so scared. You're one of those douche bag straight edge kids
that thinks they can fight until they get the shit kicked out of them.
Dude we have courage crew around here and I still pit, like I'm scared of you over the Internet. What
are you 17? |
andcas
06.01.12 | @guano, of course he didn't invent being clean. he just put a label on it. |
none
06.01.12 | "WHOA! You were drunk? HAHAHA BRO SO FUNNY XDD"
ruin ur liver fag |
Shuyin
06.01.12 | 'Jesus Christ this thread is fucking stupid'
id rather be here tho, a dude on ytube just told me that the moon was built by aliens. |
DotEight
06.01.12 | Shuyin what? Link me the video that comment was on rofl. |
none
06.01.12 | "Just wait till I knee you in the face."
of course he uses his knee its closer to his dick |
none
06.01.12 | "id rather be here tho, a dude on ytube just told me that the moon was built by aliens."
dude u didnt kno omg |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | lol shuyin like youtube isn't full of retards. worst community ever |
Shuyin
06.01.12 | http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=feuipBV9ybs
comment section, dont give it anymore views, the video sucks ass. |
DotEight
06.01.12 | Any kid that proclaims his edge is a douche and is skinny as fuck and can't fight, and probably listens to faux hardcore. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | sputnik fights aren't funny when everyone's butthurt but system is a useless tool so its like 50/50 |
none
06.01.12 | "systemunfolded we all know you like anal with other dudes"
i'll bet money |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | "Lol, if you had any sense, and realize that a civilization that is 1,000,000+ years older than ours, and about 100,000 times more technologically advanced, has the means to build a space ship the size of our moon or even the size of our earth. In fact our moon is not a natural satellite but is actually built by aliens. Do your research. Oh, by the way, if a mind is capable of believing in something then it can and will happen. You really think that is air you are breathing?"
not sure if retarded |
Shuyin
06.01.12 | oh yea that one really was something |
xStayxTruex
06.01.12 | "Oh yeah because you're straight edge, I'm so scared. You're one of those douche bag straight edge kids that thinks they can fight until they get the shit kicked out of them. Dude we have courage crew around here and I still pit, like I'm scared of you over the Internet. What are you 17?"
Oh man! A COURAGE crew. And you still pit? FUCKING A. So HxC bro.
"Any kid that proclaims his edge is a douche and is skinny as fuck and can't fight,"
Reminds me of a faggy scene kid that still 'pits' lmao. What. A. FAGGOT. Well, it looks like the shittiest users of the site have all come into the thread now. Time to go! Later bitches! :D |
kount
06.01.12 | Time to go! Later bitches! :D
Time to go! Later bitches! :D
Time to go! Later bitches! :D
Time to go! Later bitches! :D
Time to go! Later bitches! :D
Time to go! Later bitches! :DTime to go! Later bitches! :DTime to go! Later bitchs |
none
06.01.12 | "Reminds me of a faggy scene kid that still 'pits' lmao. What. A. FAGGOT. Well, it looks like the shittiest users of the site have all come into the thread now. Time to go! Later bitches! :D"
ya and die
plz with a cherry on top |
DotEight
06.01.12 | "Reminds me of a faggy scene kid that still 'pits' lmao. What. A. FAGGOT. Well, it looks like the shittiest users of the site have all come into the thread now. Time to go! Later bitches! :D"
At this point you are just making yourself look more and more like a douche. |
andcas
06.01.12 | kid who pits vs. straight edge kid who hurts people for smoking. first wins. |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | lol pitting wtf kneeing people in the face is way better!! |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | ive never even spoken to you stay trve dont fucking insult me that way you cunt |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | I'd give it to xStayxTruex. Seen his pics on that one thread and I must admit, the guy is a beast. |
andcas
06.01.12 | "Oh man! A COURAGE crew" so you're edge and you don't even know who courage crew is staytrue? I bet you probably
think fsu is some college lol. |
ApplicationToHeaven
06.01.12 | sounds like u want him to knee u in the face |
taxidermist
06.01.12 | Watch out andcas :O |
AsoTamaki
06.01.12 | Dude, andcas. Lol. Always on the wrong side of an argument. Passing on secondhand smoke to a lobby full of people (straightedge people, no less) is a lot more hurtful than a simple knee to the face of one guy. |
andcas
06.01.12 | oh no save me taxi :O
|
evilford
06.01.12 | Yeah Florida state duh |
bakkermaarten007
06.01.12 | "sputnik is a community of assholes"
Yes, I've lost my faith in 1/3 of the regular users, it goes beyond trolling, it appears they're just not as kindhearted as they make themselves out to be. And I thought my hatred was based solely on my own frustrations...I've been proven wrong. Thank you. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | i use bodybuilding forums be scared or be square |
andcas
06.01.12 | aso completely failing to connect the dots of true reasons for the argument. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | "sputnik is a community of assholes"
phew
glad that was established now can we please go back to beating our dicks and feeling bad about ourselves |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Has any Sputnik thread reached 1000+ comments before? |
CaptainDooRight
06.01.12 | funniest moments are in the threads |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | please? |
bakkermaarten007
06.01.12 | At least you're polite. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | my mom told me that if i dont say please the easter bunny wont bring me chocoloates so ive learnt my lesson |
bakkermaarten007
06.01.12 | Glad she didn't told you the easter bunny is a myth.
Oh oh. |
Poet
06.01.12 | "ANYTHING tRIBESTOS RELATED"
HEIL TRIBESTOS |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | I thought it was funny when aubergine said that black people were "filthy subhuman niggers".
The silentpotato vs. DinoX was classic.
It was funny when aubergine was bitching in the meds thread.
Glad you enjoyed MartiniKisses Eclecticist |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | anything involving aubergine or cells is generally hilarious |
Scoot
06.01.12 |
you are all fucking retarded |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | Hey scoot what's good. |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "Has any Sputnik thread reached 1000+ comments before?"
Album threads do all the time. If you're talking about lists, I think one of the older users said there was one that reached 3000+.
So what the fuck happened in this thread???
While I'm here I'll say that the funniest moments that I was here for were
Do you pee in the shower list
Dan Fucking Gibbs Annotations of an Autopsy review
Felony Review
That thread where we ran DinoX off the site
Sonic vs Sea
I joined right after the MichaelJorden stuff. I also remember someone mentioning that redsky convinced everyone he was going to delete the userbase. Sounds hilarious just like that |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | lol |
Scoot
06.01.12 | "Hey scoot what's good."
just finished going to my bro's grad reception. i kept getting confused for one of the students so i guess that's a good thing. girls' dresses get skankier every year.
3 dollar beer night at sam's friend's bday. only reason i'm going |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z65QL0AdEN8
Has nothing to do with sputnik but Im high watch it.
Btw fuck you all. |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | WHOA WHOA WHOA GENESIS FUCKS YOUR DICKHOLE. I hate you so much. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | hey yankeedudel, you're a douche |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | Flutter you still tryin to fit in hard huh? Shouldnt be hard since you 5 feet tall.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | I dare you to listen to the Cinema Show and not walk away life changed.
Do it. |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | "girls' dresses get skankier every year."
Haha I know you gotta love it. Btw, why does every thread turn into a retarded circle jerk for all of the extremely shitty new users? |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | "Shouldnt be hard since you 5 feet tall."
hahaha.
also you're still a douche |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | "Needle Up The Urethra" sounds like a death metal song title. |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "Btw, why does every thread turn into a retarded circle jerk for all of the extremely shitty new users"
I've been wondering about the new users. There've been a lot of new users in the past two or three months. It's crazy. |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | Recs teach me how to be cool I want sputnik to be like the old days when Hawks joined. |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | "why does every thread turn into a retarded circle jerk for all of the extremely shitty new users?"
Joined 06-17-11 |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | "I've been wondering about the new users. There've been a lot of new users in the past two or three months. It's crazy."
Yeah and all of them suck outrageous amounts of cock. |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | "I want sputnik to be like the old days"
Joined 01-30-12 |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "Yeah and all of them suck outrageous amounts of cock."
Yeah and all the cool users left |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | what was sputnik like in the "old Days" |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | Auber I was being sarcastic you flippin babaganoosh |
RosaParks
06.01.12 | ""I want sputnik to be like the old days"
Joined 01-30-12"
Joined 02-26-11 |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | yeah but i'm not the one who said that so... |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | Joined 04-02-10 |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | Hahaha Rosa what's good my nigga. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "Yes, I've lost my faith in 1/3 of the regular users, it goes beyond trolling, it appears they're just not as kindhearted as they make themselves out to be. And I thought my hatred was based solely on my own frustrations...I've been proven wrong. Thank you."
Self-fulfilled prophecy.
"Sputnik is a website full of assholes."
It's probably always been that way. |
Dashy
06.01.12 | "I want sputnik to be like the old days
Joined 01-30-12"
You took that way out of context of what he was saying. Here, I'll talk some stuff you said out of context to!
"Boys...get a rise out of...my...dick." - auberginedreams
Make sure you actually read what people say before cutting a part out and running with it. Nighty night. |
RosaParks
06.01.12 | "Hahaha Rosa what's good my nigga."
watching my tigers lose to the shitty yankees awesome night |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | You realize every forum in existence romanticizes the old days right? Just like anything with the past for that matter. You remember the good and forget the bad. You see it with music all the time. The fact is all of you were stupid little annoying pricks when you joined too and still are. It okay though its just the internet. If you really get mad over a website you're taking it too seriously. |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | "Boys...get a rise out of...my...dick." - auberginedreams
ctrl+f "boys"... 1 result
plus my comment wasn't out of context at all and thirdly you're a brony. nighty night. |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | Dashy you're cool though!! |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "It's probably always been that way."
Yep |
Poet
06.01.12 | "It's probably always been that way."
There has always been douchers on here but I have noticed in the past couple years that it has gotten worse. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "...Just like anything with the past for that matter."
Yes. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "There has always been douchers on here but I have noticed in the past couple years that it has gotten worse."
Maybe. I couldn't tell you since I've only been here for 3 months. |
Dashy
06.01.12 | "plus my comment wasn't out of context at all"
Yes, he was being sarcastic and you took at fact. That actually makes you more of a moron.
"thirdly you're a brony."
I am going to go ahead a say this is an attempt at an insult, which earlier you said insulting on the internet is immature or something like that. |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | now you're taking me out of context. this is fun. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "thirdly you're a brony."
How completely relevant. |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | auberginedreams why are you such a dumbass |
YankeeDudel
06.01.12 | Auber yes it was taken out of context as I was clearly being sarcastic making fun of Hawks yearning for 2009 sputnik. I mean dude I dont want to be mean but you're a dickpenis. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | holy fuck is this still going? |
Dashy
06.01.12 | And now it looks like everyone is back to bear down on you again. My work here is done. |
bakkermaarten007
06.01.12 | Wow recspecs, I've always thought you were one of the older users. Turns out I've been here longer than you have haha |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "holy fuck is this still going?"
You caused this. You should feel bad. |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | sputnik has never been any better or worse, at least in the two and a half years that ive been here. although there has been an abundance of really bad trolls as of late, more than usual. i think a lot of them are the same guy though. |
Poet
06.01.12 | 2008 Sputnik was clearly better than 2009 Sputnik |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "Wow recspecs, I've always thought you were one of the older users. Turns out I've been here longer than you have haha"
Some of the older users had previous accounts they don't use anymore. I dunno about Rec. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "You caused this. You should feel bad."
it's actually kind of funny. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | 2021 Sputnik will def be better than 2022 Sputnik |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.01.12 | "it's actually kind of funny. "
Indeed, I was half-joking. |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | "watching my tigers lose to the shitty yankees awesome night"
Lol well my Braves have been extremely shitty as of late so I am glad the game today was postponed.
"Wow recspecs, I've always thought you were one of the older users. Turns out I've been here longer than you have haha"
Yeah haha I hit my one year in the next few weeks, I guess you could say I got acquainted with most of the older users pretty quickly. It feels like I've been here forever.
|
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "JustinVernonBeard"
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Bitching about new users/new user circle jerks...turns into an old user/old user circle jerk....I love this place :P |
Fluttertrank
06.01.12 | loving these circles jerks |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "Yeah haha I hit my one year in the next few weeks, I guess you could say I got acquainted with most of the older users pretty quickly. It feels like I've been here forever"
Yeah you did lol
I've been here a year and 3/4 and I still don't feel "acquainted" with any of the "old" users. I'm not kvlt enough, but I don't frequent the site much either haha |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | "Yeah cause ZilbelPing is an outstanding name..."
Oh shit I thought you were an alt or something. I was laughing cause that's fucking cool haha
Oh and you got the l in my name!! Most just say zibel but I don't mind. |
The7thVermicide
06.01.12 | Whoa, almost 500 comments.Shittttttt |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | Well yeah look at MetallicOpeth (I'm sorry). I don't care if someone makes fun of my name, cause it's retarded anyways. |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | sweet auberginedreams is around being racist as usual |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | mine translates to BatshitUmbrella |
DarthMann
06.01.12 | the best names are two disjointed words fit together |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | "Whoa, almost 500 comments.Shittttttt"
i feel the same way. what's like the most a thread has ever had? |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | Well, if a bat shit, wouldn't you want an umbrella? |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | i've seen threads with way more comments. Ask systemunfolded and the "Hey Guys :)" thread. |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | Man this got to almost 500 comments pretty fast.
Fuck.
Shit.
Bitch.
Cunt.
FUCK |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | Fuck |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | Yeah I made a troll alt list otherwise known as MartiniKisses that got well over 1000 comments. |
Dashy
06.01.12 | You got 501. |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | Says 503 up top Dashy |
IMZA1793
06.01.12 | that thread was some of the funniest and most stupid shit i've read in sputnik |
Dashy
06.01.12 | No Justin got 501. |
YoYoMancuso
06.01.12 | damn 500 comments, and this thread has turned into my funniest sputnik moment. Irony's a bitch sometimes |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.01.12 | 508, well isn't that great. |
ZilbelPing
06.01.12 | There's been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier shit happen here
Like the do you pee in the shower list, which i haven't found :( |
The7thVermicide
06.01.12 | Is by far the theard with most comments I've ever seen in this website. |
Puzzles
06.01.12 | What about that one seedy guy who kept telling everyone about his 'hot girlfriend' and telling everybody how inferior they are to him, while getting SUPER butthurt. I think his username started with an S? |
auberginedreams
06.01.12 | hep kat? |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | Yeah that sounds like Hep Kat to me, but I don't really have a problem with him. |
evilford
06.01.12 | Hey u wanna talk about retarded user names u can't have that convo without me in there
Idk if u guys remember that martini kisses list ("hey guysss :-)" or something) but I think that one got up around 2k. That was just a few months ago |
Damon
06.01.12 | Whenever these fights happened on this list |
evilford
06.01.12 | Blow me recs ur a fuckin knob |
Hep Kat
06.01.12 | "hep kat?"
that girl is my fucking wife, and we have a child together. could you seriously stop sucking now? |
ohfoxxxycole
06.01.12 | not gonna read this i hate fun and i especially hate funny |
Recspecs
06.01.12 | Hiya foxxxy gonna be in the DC area this coming weekend what's good? |
MichaelSnoxall
06.01.12 | Oooh, I got attention in the first comment! I'M LIKE FAMOUS NOW, RIGHT?! |
Satellite
06.01.12 | no worries foxxy. there is no fun or funny to be found itt. just all of the shitty new users coalescing in one place. |
ShadowRemains
06.01.12 | i.e. auber and staytrue's circlejerk fest |
HitlerIsGod
06.01.12 | but im cool, right? RIGHT?!!! |
RosaParks
06.01.12 | spokes |
Puzzles
06.02.12 | No it wasn't Hep Kat, it was that skinny white dude with terrible grammar and punctuation and his 'girlfriend' was in his profile pic. He kept getting super butthurt and it was SO funny |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | "all of you in this thread are faggots except andcas and maybe potato, if he is it's okay though."
taxidermist: "Low blow man :/"
AlexLifeson: "andcas is openly fag idiot"
Stokes: "irony"
fuck you Alex if anyone is gay that's cool with me I've been friends with a few gay people in real life too but I'm not talking about gay I'm talking about being a sputnik-faggot
"telling you to shut the fuck up when you need to shut the fuck up so that it'll get you to shut the fuck up when everyone else wants you to shut the fuck up" -best line in thread |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | It's okay foxxxy wil your sister be in town how old is she anyways |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | is your sister hot? |
Scoot
06.02.12 | mind over matter
i dont mind boyfriend doesnt matter |
MO
06.02.12 | "Well yeah look at MetallicOpeth (I'm sorry). I don't care if someone makes fun of my name, cause it's retarded anyways."
agree hard what a shit name |
Scoot
06.02.12 | sweet av though |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | Dude you realize I'm going to fall inside her vagina whether you like it or not. |
MO
06.02.12 | yeee |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | sup guys just got back from hittin foxxxy's sister.
Bitch is a freak! |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | Damn how was she 5/5? Tight pussy or what? |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | 4.5...tight pink pussy and nothing off limits except for me getting to record that shit. then it would have been a 5. |
ZedO
06.02.12 | funniest moment?
when I was listening to emmure, it was shocking experience.... |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | "4.5...tight pink pussy and nothing off limits except for me getting to record that shit. then it would have been a 5."
Damn bro I'm jelly. |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | dat dude prolly net even serious da fuck ya'll talk about in dis page ya'll somtin else or smokin fuck |
undertakerpt
06.02.12 | Gblackman is the funniest sputnik moment |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | da fuck u sayin' bout blakc meN? |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | That is an awful attempt at an African American male 1/5. |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | how you gonn know what sumdin relay is? an it's german an jamaican buddy not one of da fuckin americans. |
Scoot
06.02.12 | idk my favorite was when wonarabbit said emery biography instead of discography |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | Stokes knows what's up. |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | i'm a alt? |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | recspecs lacking any unity. black power |
Recspecs
06.02.12 | No you're a faggot. |
Scoot
06.02.12 | you're a duster? |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | oh i hoped i'd see u again mah friend. we unitin and gonna bun dem all.
|
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | black power niggas, recspecs lackin that unity. callin you a faggot, think hes got impunity.
#2020nomorewhitey |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | bitches aint nudin but itches on mah side tryin ta get my riches while i sharen a cuple dishes with a cute vixen name patricia but she got dat crazy side the one where u say recspecs jus fuckin die
#2012yearofdasputniktakeover |
taxidermist
06.02.12 | Horrible alt. |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | which 1 |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | yea, which 1 nig. |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | probably thinks we're the same people cause we're black |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | prolly shit |
FromDaHood
06.02.12 | PalaceofWisdom |
WeepingBanana
06.02.12 | this is thrown around a lot, but i mean it when i say it this time:
this is, unequivocally, the worst thread ever |
taxidermist
06.02.12 | NIgga what da fuck you know 'bout bein' black? Shiet hawmie, hop off the mo'fuckin' jock you bitch made ass nigga. Get merked over here on crenshaw blood. |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | lol. look at this foo. you aint from da hood nigga, u got a computah |
taxidermist
06.02.12 | Nigga what? I came up on dis shiet, you already kno tho. |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | da fuck? u white peeps can be good peoples but da internet got you off on one |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | nah nigga, stay true to the swag, nun a dat uncle tom nonsense. whiteys got to go |
taxidermist
06.02.12 | Nigga POP OFF. BOO. Shit, the fouck out my face fuh u get blasted, on the real. |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | taxi has joined the brotherhood |
taxidermist
06.02.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1zoQ5i7_k
m/ |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | I'm white and I love black people just like any other race but seriously this:
"this is, unequivocally, the worst thread ever" (x2) |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | taxi welcome. u can be spitter number 3 on our mixtape dawg it's gonn be poppin off |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | n teacup strom whatevea u r u gotta not love black peeps just embrac every1 as earthling dat's why everyon can be a nigga |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | woooord up. i dont think da plebs be diggin our rhymes ya'll. need to crank up the decibels |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | go lowfi on dey ass |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | truf. i got my evo. we spit hot fiya |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | fiya fiya fiya
i'ma
rhyma rhyma rhyma |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | set fire to da face on fire |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | dope shit homie, DAT hook |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | n da filthy grimy bass drops bruda. we mixin dubstep and rapin over it makin it nutin like hip hop we gonna be da first to rap ova dubstep |
ilikesexpauseNOT
06.02.12 | we some entrepreaneurs and pioneers nigga. got get dat quik doh, niggas be jockin our ish ina minute |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | #foreverswaggintomyself |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | witch 1 ? |
StayTrueSwagXXX
06.02.12 | who dat says dey gonn beat dem saints
who he play fo? |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | Dude speaking of which Drew Brees still hasn't signed a contract and isn't doing offseason training still what the fuck? |
FromDaHood
06.02.12 | This thread reminds me why I don't hang out around here much anymore |
Storm In A Teacup
06.02.12 | good |
undertakerpt
06.03.12 | gblackman wrote the reviews for every queen album, check them out |
Storm In A Teacup
06.03.12 | meh |
andcas
06.03.12 | I thought my grover review was pretty funny. at least romulus was thrilled. |
AlexLifeson
06.03.12 | you would |
andcas
06.03.12 | blah bleh bleep bloop. |
Tyrael
06.03.12 | whenever andcas posts it is always super funi
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
andcas
06.03.12 | one love. |
Tyrael
06.03.12 | everything for you dear |
