newjunkaesthetic93
11.03.12 | Came home at 2 am. My dad was walking down the stairs and sees me. I had weed in my jacket pocket and knew my eyes were super bloodshot. He looked pissed and asked where I'd been, so I just told him straight up I was out getting high. |
someguest
11.03.12 | killer klowns from outer space |
TheFonz123
11.03.12 | Eyedrops and cologne are the trick to avoid getting caught. I let my parents believe that I am economically apposed to doing drugs for political reasons. When I get fucked up I drown in cologne and use eyedrops to get rid of the swelling in my eyes. If I am hallucinating I stay away from them. |
MO
11.03.12 | my mom could smell it on me and my buds a few times, confronted me and said stop, I'd smoke again and she kinda sobered up to the idea since all we were doing was chilling and not being retards
also she's eastern European so she loved cooking for my friends aha |
bach
11.03.12 | I don't smoke. |
someguest
11.03.12 | A lot of people don't smoke. Smokers are loud mouths. |
Sauce
11.03.12 | parents don't give a shit. they are both hippies. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
11.03.12 | I smoked before going to an nba game with my family and my dad totally knew. He was really really fucking pissed because his best friend was killed when he was high. So I pretty much can never bring up anything to do with weed |
Hyperion1001
11.03.12 | i told my mom shes like yeah weeds cool it was sweet |
KILL
11.03.12 | my dad gave me my first joint so yea |
J0ckstrapsFTW
11.03.12 | Haha fuckin awesome |
Uranium
11.03.12 | i used to get caught and in trouble all the time but weed life got lame so i stopped |
Urinetrouble
11.03.12 | never been caught, parents would prob encourage it |
Trebor.
11.03.12 | my parents smoke weed |
Urinetrouble
11.03.12 | smoke with them rob |
Trebor.
11.03.12 | My dad and uncle will likely be high as fuck when I see Rush with them |
TRMshadow
11.03.12 | I don't smoke, but I'm fairly sure my family would be fine with it as long as it doesn't become a big addiction.
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VlacDrac
11.03.12 | >Never get caught
>Saved by a ganja leaf |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | didn't start smoking or drinking til i moved out of the house for personal reasons. then i told my dad and found out he was a pretty big stoner too and now we talk more than ever. kinda sad but cool at the same time. |
menawati
11.17.12 | getting caught wanking is worse |
Cygnatti
11.17.12 | lol mena |
climactic
11.17.12 | when i was 14 i smoked with my friends in the basement and i was a noob so it reeked and my mom instantly knew |
climactic
11.17.12 | and yea my dad smokes a lot but hes a loser so my moms always like "i dont want you to turn out like your dad" but yea she doesnt really care |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | ive got a great one. so back when i was in high school i had a friend who had fallen on hard times and shit so i let him live with me for a couple months. he left his bowl in my room but i didnt know it. he left it under some clothes or some shit. anyways, my mom was in my room for some reason and she found it. i heard her say "whats this?" i turned around and saw my friends bowl in her hand. right there i was like "oh fuck i am fucked." my parents are christians. not casual christians either but real biblebangers, so this wasnt something that would have just blown over any time soon, they would have freaked out. she said "is it a bong?" in my mind i got an evil smile and thought "she has no fucking clue what it is." i said, "its daves pipe, he smokes tobacco out of it. here, ill give it back to him." and i got away with it. she was holding the thing we were using to smoke pot with in her hands and i got off scott free. |
Counterfeit
11.17.12 | my dads a big pot head so yeah and mom smokes pot if its around so its whatever just as long as i have a job not a bum etc |
ViralOblivion
11.17.12 | My dad cared cause he never did drugs he just drank and my mom doesn't give a shit |
climactic
11.17.12 | feit where the fuck have you been |
Atari
11.17.12 | my brother and my friends were all smoking at my parents house in the basement when my parents were asleep. and we were all so stoned we left the nice ass bong in the basement bathroom so it was the first thing my dad saw when he went down for his morning shower lol. never saw the bong again : ( |
Counterfeit
11.17.12 | smokin, drinkin and workin nights 5-6 times a week. all 3 at the same time usually |
Counterfeit
11.17.12 | i have a sheldon black 6 perc slide bong m/ its my baby |
GiaNXGX
11.17.12 | So i was in the beach chilling out, longboarding & surfing. Around 6 i wanted to play stoner so i called a rasta friend of mine who had 2oz so it was really sick, we were very high and then we decided to surf while stoned, it rocked. It's a really strange feeling but it owns, opening your eyes while you're on the tube & owns. When i walked towards the tent my father asked where had i been n' i simply said "gettin high and surfin", grounded for a week and without computer. Fuck. |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | get rid of the sheldon 6 perc and just get an oil rig, then make bho. you're welcome |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | @gianxgx and parents wonder why their kids arent honest with them. |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | i dunno, that kind of transparency is a bit disrespectful imo. |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | well yeah, if theyre just revealing things like that to piss off their parents then theres nothing wrong with punishing them, but some kids try being honest with their parents and theyre punished for it. |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | oh yea, can't argue with that |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | one night i came home super late and my parents were at the door waiting for me with this incredibly suspicious look on their faces. they asked me where i had been all night (it was about 4 AM and they were getting up, getting ready to go to work when they had noticed i still wasn't home yet). i quickly fumbled some words together in a futile attempt to explain myself rationally. i was super high of course, so they obviously busted me right away. my mom went upstairs to my room and tossed my laptop out the window and my dad beat me with a belt for the better part of an hour. needless to say, i always make sure i'm home on time from now on.
just kidding, weed is for losers and my parents are cool. |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | ahh. crymsonblaze, you need love in your life. have you met mary jane? she can lift you up and offer you salvation in the form of "dun give a fuck". |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | cant tell if trolling or sheltered child |
Atari
11.17.12 | ha hitler crymson doesn't smoke |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | both hitler
never smoked and don't care to ever |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | i don't drink either |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | i only have love for kaylee, jdennis, i have no room in my heart for mj |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | that'd be great if you didn't lord it over the rest of us sinners |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | it's not a religious thing, i'm agnostic |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | yea i was just being facetious |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | well i'm just being a douche so don't take it personally
i like ya, jden |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | and atari as well
hitler is annoying
and so is the user hitler |
Atari
11.17.12 | i don't drink but i smoke. they're legalizing it in Washington now |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | "i'm a nazi blah blah blah"
you okay buddy? |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | i dont smoke pot anymore though, im an alcoholic now. |
Atari
11.17.12 | @Hitler, real smart to talk like that on your alt account. don't you ever want to be unbanned? as crymson would say, you're dumb. |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | "i dont smoke pot anymore though, im an alcoholic now."
yeah that's better |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | he's no garyjohnson or malleus but he's not the smartest guy on the special olympics team, that's for sure |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | lol i dont care about being unbanned. i get banned like every other month, i just keep making new accounts. i havent had a main in like a year. |
Atari
11.17.12 | i'm not gonna say pot is good for you, but being an alcoholic will eventually KILL you. i was an alcoholic for a couple years but i just realized i had to stop drinking because you'll wake up one day and be 40 and have liver disease |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | yeah well i reported your comment due to your incredibly inflammatory and offensive language, hitty |
menawati
11.17.12 | hitler is ok he makes good lists |
Atari
11.17.12 | @Hitler, really? LOL what was your username on your main account? |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | pssh a dm list
bah |
HitlerIsPissed
11.17.12 | uh oh, looks like ill be back on another account. why is the world so cruel?? |
menawati
11.17.12 | he made lists on his previous accounts that were good too |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | "uh oh, looks like ill be back on another account. why is the world so cruel??"
byebye |
Atari
11.17.12 | @menawati, who said he didn't make good lists? ;D |
Atari
11.17.12 | yeah actually i liked his last list "folk me up" ..i love folk |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | You know that weed can really ease your mind
Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place
If everybody took a break and we all just got wasted
|
jdennis31
11.17.12 | toke out out out |
Wombat988
11.17.12 | 7 is an incredible album. Never been caught because only done weed once, then witnessed my friend whitey and get hospitalised. Been put off for life. |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | smoked out out out |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | choked out out out |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | pull another O out out out |
Counterfeit
11.17.12 | get rid of the sheldon 6 perc and just get an oil rig, then make bho. you're welcome
maybe when i move |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | haha, i was being a dick, but definitely worth a try. i used to think it was ridiculous that people in the middle east and africa just throw away ganj but after smoking hash oil i understand completely. |
tarkus
11.17.12 | once i had weed in my pocket and my mom somehow was like empty yer pockets bam fucked
once i was chillin outside on the back porch without eyedrops and my mom suddenly came home bam fucked
once i had just picked up an eighth of blue dream with my friend and it was sittin peacefully untouched in my closet and the kid my friend was with thought his sister saw it so he told his parents it was mine and they told my neighbors parents who told my parents bam fucked also that kid can go eat a dick (later stole about a gram of that eighth back from my dad who decided to use it as his stash)
once i was smokin in the garage at like 12 am on a thursday night and my mom fuckin walks in for some reason and shes like what the fuck are you doin after i took the first hit of sour d and took my pipe and weed bam fucked
once my mom was puttin clothes in the washer and she was like anything in your pockets and i was like prob not but let me check and i got my fleece jacket and holy fuck there was a pipe in it and i got it to safety and bam didnt get fucked |
Crymsonblaze
11.17.12 | you might have a problem tarkus |
jdennis31
11.17.12 | yea, you'd be the worst ninja in the world. you shoulda grown up on a military base and learned some OPSEC |
GiaNXGX
11.17.12 | confess due to my love for parents and wanting to be honest.
same |
afoolonahill
11.24.12 | lol bam fucked |
demigod!
11.24.12 | lol dude learn to hide yer weed
only reason i get caught these days is because it can be incredibly obvious in my face/speech pattern that i'm stoned. then i'll just play it off and say i just finished off the last of my bags...ill use that about 3 days in a row and they never realize it's bs |
climactic
11.24.12 | parents that get ridiculously mad about weed are fucking weird, like what the hell do you expect from your highschool kid |
tarkus
11.24.12 | i didnt have any problems hiding my weed |
climactic
11.24.12 | my mom has never found anything i just come home high like 4 times a week lol |
JakeStallion
11.24.12 | I don't smoke, which is surprising since like 90% of my huge ass family did/does smoke. My mom would probably be pissed though since I'm her last "good" son. My 2 brothers are huge stoners.
Also, major props on 7. |
demigod!
11.24.12 | @tarkus yea youre right i guess youre just unlucky
one time my mom flushed an entire quarter down the toilet
it hurt my soul |
YoYoMancuso
11.24.12 | never had any experiences like this but I have a good story to share. One time I had a very important meeting to get to and was running late, so in a desperate attempt to have something to eat I unwittingly wolfed down one of my roommate's pot brownies. Almost got fired |
demigod!
11.24.12 | haha oh man what did you do when you got to work? I had a pot brownie once and listened to DSOTM and played the scarecrow levels of Arkham Asylum, it was sweet |
climactic
11.24.12 | tic tac boxes can hold like 6-7 grams of grinded bud so it will never be found |
anarchistfish
11.24.12 | "He was really really fucking pissed because his best friend was killed when he was high"
woah how? |
YoYoMancuso
11.24.12 | demigod: i didn't know what was going on until right when i stepped out of my car, but i was gonna be in deep shit if i was late so after making a fool of myself, i just explained the situation to my boss, who told me to get a better roommate and then docked my pay |
SgtPepper
11.25.12 | My parents actually smoked pot and tried LSD several times in the 1960's while they were in med school, so I kind of lucked out there. |
Ignimbrite
11.25.12 | don't smoke |
Yuli
11.25.12 | If I came home stoned, my parents would be all like OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?! |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
11.25.12 | Got caught smoking with my friend by his dad, but he didn't care, he just said "I don't care, I smoke it all day every day, just give me some next time." Kinda lucky |
