ViperAces
03.16.13 | HI |
KILL
03.16.13 | snapped my banjo string a few years back god damn mum and son porn is just too hot |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | lol |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | its all red and swollen and stuff :[ |
Insurrection
03.16.13 | stop masturbating with sandpaper |
Lakes
03.16.13 | this can happen on occasion |
Titan
03.16.13 | beating the shit out of that thing huh viper???? |
sideburndude
03.16.13 | lol |
sixdegrees
03.16.13 | should've stuck with the sock |
Incision
03.16.13 | Want me to kiss it better fag |
YoYoMancuso
03.16.13 | 2 9 10 and 11 do not deserve to be on a list this stupid |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | 1 actually describes perfectly the session |
bach
03.16.13 | That ain't good. You probably have a penile fracture. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | ^^^
lol, this happens every two monthes or so im not worried |
Lakes
03.16.13 | like a nasty pus-filled boil? |
DrMaximus
03.16.13 | I thought this was a Lakes list, when I read the title |
bach
03.16.13 | Damn, you must go hard viper. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | yea my dick is gonna explode if i wont fuck anyone soon
and im not gona fuck anyone soon |
YoYoMancuso
03.16.13 | DrMaximus you obviously have never read a Viper list before, they're all either about a new way he learned to fap or how frustrated he is with his love life |
bach
03.16.13 | slowing down near the end makes it feel better. Keep that in mind so next time, you don't have to go and bruise your dick. |
demigod93
03.16.13 | explosive dick syndrome is a serious issue among Israeli youth |
Lakes
03.16.13 | viper is a jew? |
Chortles
03.16.13 | ye that's why i always feel so trapped in his profile cuz it's like a gas chamber |
Lakes
03.16.13 | a 15 year old jew? damn how did i miss that |
KjSwantko
03.16.13 | Only live once, might as well masturbate hard |
demigod93
03.16.13 | he speaks hebrew too, Viper's OG |
Lakes
03.16.13 | dayum |
Trebor17
03.16.13 | I beat my dick like it owes me money
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KjSwantko
03.16.13 | lol I don't know if I'd brag about that Treb |
CK
03.16.13 | I don't doubt it one bit |
Trebor17
03.16.13 | I'm actually pretty gentle |
Drummerboy123
03.16.13 | get laid. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | its all because i have a circumcised penis |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | lotion dude |
Lakes
03.16.13 | it happens bruv i'm circumcised it can get sore there when you don't have any sort of lubricant |
Trebor17
03.16.13 | I fucking hate lotion man that shit stays on your hand for hours fuck that goin dry the only way |
Lakes
03.16.13 | i go dry usually but yeah it can get sore sometimes |
Kman418
03.16.13 | Going dry feels like shit tho |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | i use vaseline actually |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | "I fucking hate lotion man that shit stays on your hand for hours fuck that goin dry the only way"
not if you use the quality shit |
Trebor17
03.16.13 | I think it feels worse with lotion actually, and I don't last as long |
Madcreator
03.16.13 | Dayum Chortles that was low. |
Calc
03.16.13 | dick bruiser is gonna be the nickname i use for when i get famous in basketball. |
Shimana
03.16.13 | wouldn't have that problem with foreskin |
Lakes
03.16.13 | don't tease me |
YankeeDudel
03.16.13 | "I think it feels worse with lotion actually, and I don't last as long"
what do you think a moist pooner more closely resembles |
MalleusMaleficarum
03.16.13 | eww foreskin |
FourthReich
03.16.13 | this has happened to me before, i slept on the floor too much and it got bruised nbd. though if you bruise it too much scar tissue will form and you wiener will actually shrink, that's what the doc said.. |
Lakes
03.16.13 | had this nasty boil with pus in it, it hurt like hell couldn't jack it for 4 days |
slipnslide
03.16.13 | pics or didnt happen |
sideburndude
03.16.13 | pics |
slipnslide
03.16.13 | agreed |
demigod93
03.16.13 | ugh the more i think about this situation the harder i cringe
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Kman418
03.16.13 | did you pop it |
Lakes
03.16.13 | yes |
dammets
03.16.13 | its tough being a penis. His best friend is a pussy, his neighbors an asshole, his owner beats him, and when he gets excited, he throws up |
StallionMang
03.16.13 | In first grade computer class, I ran into the corner of a desk with a stiffie. |
Lakes
03.16.13 | viper isn't it against your religion to masturbate |
Lakes
03.16.13 | bad boy |
Acrosstheshield13
03.16.13 | what fucking year do you think it is. |
Lakes
03.16.13 | yahweh watches you masturbate |
apert
03.16.13 | my bro cut his dick when he was like, had to wear a bandage on it for like a week. fucking hilarious |
ViperAces
03.17.13 | "viper isn't it against your religion to masturbate"
well it is but who gives a shit |
