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___ Can Go And...

fuck itself.
1The Beatles
Revolver


Math, failing both my math courses this year have 80%+ in everything else. Study it endlessly still fail test anyway.
2King Crimson
Red


People who claim they have no religious view or political view. Get a fucking opinion.
3Red
End Of Silence


People who claim there is no such thing as good or bad music.
4Robert Wyatt
Rock Bottom


People who take middle ground on every topic.
5Dyscarnate
And So It Came To Pass


The burger chain Harvey's. Got food poisoning from one, never ate there again since.
6Daitro
Y


People who think acknowledging someone's race is racist.
7Melvins
Lysol


People who get butthurt over things that nobody should be offended by.
8Melvins
Bullhead


People who always put on a front that they are political correct.
9Electric Wizard
Black Masses


Overly optimistic people.
10Warning
Watching From A Distance


People who wear Burberry scarves, seriously if you have one of those counterfeit light brown scarves go fuck yourself.
11Animal Collective
Sung Tongs


Uggs.
12Women
Public Strain


Track pants, I call them 'Idgaf pants'.
13Misery Signals
Controller


People who signal to turn after they start turning.
14American Football
American Football


Emos who don't know what emo music is.
15MF Doom
Operation: Doomsday


People who call everything screamo!!
16Letlive.
Fake History


Certain sputnik users (you know who you are).
17Electric Wizard
We Live


People who dress up based around the music they listen to.
18Dark Time Sunshine
Cornucopia


When something is advertised as 'family' means it is directed only at young kids. Since when are 5 year olds the only participants in the family unit?
19Dark Time Sunshine
Vessel


People with baby carriages who think they own the world.
20Melvins
Electroretard


People in wheelchairs who think everyone should serve them and move out of their way because of their ailment.
21 The Sound Of Animals Fighting
The Tiger And Duke


People of a minority who think everyone is racist against them even though nobody gives a fuck. (Who actually hates blacks anymore besides 90 year old women and Vesper?)
22Melvins
The Bootlicker


Generic youtube comments/jokes.
23The White Stripes
Elephant


People who keep making fucking religion threads.
24The Strokes
Is This It


Scenecore
25Toxik
Think This


Women's fashion as of late, I mean I love how yoga pants look on a ass as much as the next guy but women's fashion is getting ridiculous in how exact it is. Women's fashion is more like fucking uniforms.
26Rise Against
Revolutions Per Minute


Goody-two shoes.
27Swallow The Sun
The Morning Never Came


People who believe porn should be illegal.
28Opeth
Damnation


People who think I shouldn't be able to bong in the privacy of my own home if I choose to do so.
29Opeth
Watershed


People who go on and on about how much our generation sucks.
30The Speed Of Sound In Seawater
Red Version


People who overuse slang.
31Ulver
Blood Inside


People who use slang to make everything they do sound exciting! I could slay a dragon on the weekend and travel the world but fucking Bob could sit on his couch all weekend watching reruns of Gilligan's Island and make it sound more exciting than mine.
32Cannibal Corpse
Kill


The word 'chill'.
33MF Doom
Born Like This


How it seemingly has become a dick measuring contest to see who can elicit the most emotion out of the other person. 'you butthurt?' 'I don't even care, clearly you are butthurt' 'no you are!' Fuck you both.
34Megadeth
Killing Is My Business...


The amount of acclaim Metallica receive.
35Annihilator
Never, Neverland


People who are so fucking dumb that they assume you have problems if you listen to a certain kind of music.
36Whitechapel
A New Era Of Corruption


People who complain about how emo music only sings about girls yet EVERY fucking mainstream song on the radio does.
37Lights
Siberia


People who automatically hate deathcore just for being the genre it is. I am not a big fan of it but writing it off just because of the genre is so closed-minded.
38Eels
Electro-Shock Blues


People who hate fags. I especially feel for them because I have had gay friends and it is bullshit the ridicule they receive from bigot assholes.
39Eels
Tomorrow Morning


People who assume nearly every action you can do makes you gay, even though I have never met a gay person who abides a large portion of the stereotypes.
40Love Through Cannibalism
Metapodestroyer


People who think only the first 151 pokemon are good. Fuck you, get your head out of your nostalgic ass, there are plenty of retarded pokemon in first generation just as much as there is now.
41HUM
Downward Is Heavenward


People who think the entire 5th generation of Pokemon is void just because of 1 fucking ice cream cone pokemon.
42Thrice
Major/Minor


First-person shooters.
43Weezer
Pinkerton


People who talk in circles because they have no fucking point and hope to confuse you into thinking they are right.
44Wu-Tang Clan
Iron Flag


99% of movies that are the same shit rehashed over and over again. I seriously have no idea why people even like movies there are probably only like 50 in existence I can tolerate.
45Cynic
Traced In Air


My ex-manager. Wherever you are I hope you are fucking yourself.
46Hawkwind
Warrior On The Edge Of Time


All Spyro and Crash Bandicoot games made after the ps1.
47Defeater
Travels


People who think harsh vocals is literally just yelling in a microphone. This includes most people. I have been doing metalcore vocals for 2 years, and it pisses me off to no end that society thinks all I do is yell in a microphone.
48Orchid
Gatefold


Yankees who don't cut trees ; )
49 M83
Hurry Up, We're Dreaming


That you have to initiate everything in life because people are too fucking stupid to make plans themselves.
50System Of A Down
Hypnotize


The fact that I have to put up 50 albums to aesthetically please your ungrateful asses. Fuck you, this will take an hour is it pretty enough for you?
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