IdiotequeCigar
Idioteque
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Last Active 09-13-12 3:59 pm
Joined 01-21-12

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12.09.12 Best Alt Of 201210.10.12 Idioteque Is Back
06.18.12 The 5 Albums That Killed Music05.10.12 Sputnik In 5 Years Pt. 2
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Idioteque Is Back

I'm back!!! Since no-one remembers me, I'll introduce myself
1Porcupine Tree
In Absentia


The reason that I was away is that I was busy convicting skeletorrissatan for racism and being a moron. I lost my case coz it turns out that he doesn't actually exist, I suspect Snoxall is responsible
2Meshuggah
Koloss


I use a chainsaw to slice paper
3Mastodon
Crack the Skye


I was a music reviewer for News of the World. If you don't believe me, look at my review for this album
4Knut
Challenger


I despise hardcore, not that I've ever heard it, but one glance at the people who listen to Jane Doe put me off for life
5Radiohead
The Bends


I act like a twat a lot
6Death
Symbolic


I have crabs, but they look like squirrels and sometimes I think that they talk to each other about the other colonies that visit them. I talk to them a lot, but they never reply directly, only tease me about how much I want Topaz down there
7Wintersun
Wintersun


I see things that lots of other people don't, for example have you ever noticed that the lyrics and solo of Stairway to Heaven are recycled note-for-note on Emperor's debut album?
8Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


I murdered the mailboy last week. RIP Spec.
9Nickelback
Dark Horse


I prefer this album to KILL, but not to sonic
10Coheed and Cambria
The Afterman: Ascension


I am actually Qwe's retarded half-sister, hence Idiote Que. The cigar is coz idk
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