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Music That Makes Me Wanna Use The Bathroom And Why

When i see some of the following on TV, I quickly rsearch for the remote to change the channel because rit makes me wanna throw a vase at the screen.
1Justin Bieber

I don't think i have to write something to explain myself on this one...
2Lady Gaga

Zero musical talent, overplayed pop shit, everything sounds the same, dresses like I did when I was 8 years old on the fucking fool's day (she can't draw attention with music so she puts on some clown clothes).

Again... zero talent, heavily played for no reason, tries to draw attention with dancing like a stripper and shaking her thighs in her videos.

The pretty same reasons why i can't stand Shakira plus the feminist theme flooded crap songs.

No innovation, no progression, repetitive chords, all of their songs sound alike, every record they produce is worse than the previous one.

Buy a expensive guitar, turn all the effects on max, and play 2 notes for about 3 and a half minutes... there, you are good as U2.

Just awful, repetitive and headache-inducing... I don't think i will understand this until i try some heavy drugs.
850 Cent

Yea... give me a break. It's all about niggers, money, fast cars and bitches. Absolutely no songwriting skill.
9Tokio Hotel

No talent at all... Bad songwriting, no skill in playing instruments and appearance that makes me sick.
10Miley Cyrus

Gained "success" because of her dad and the TV series watched by 10 years old singer-wannabe girls. Not even a basic musical knowledge and skill.
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