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A Tale Of Tom-fuckery

My love life lol
The Moon is a Dead world

Exposition : Ok me and this fine ass Asian girl started talking and I mean fine like 18, Full C's, tight ass, a personality and everything man, but I didn't think that I had a chance and tell my bro this.
The Shape of Punk To Come

Day 1 : Me thinking I have no chance with fine as all hell Asian Girl start talking to my cute ass white-wash mexican coworker and go out that day.
12Ash Borer
2009 Demo

Day 2 : Bro goes behind my back and starts talking to fine as hell Asian Girl while I'm still trying to get at that. Me and cute ass white-wash mexican girlfriend go out and get some ice cream (bitches love ice cream)
11The Weeknd
House of Balloons

Day 3 : Me and Fine as hell Asian Girl are chilling at my house and have a 3 hour make out session and dry hump the fuck out of each other until she looks at me and says "No regrets right?" You can guess what happens next. Oh and somewhere in here we find real feelings for each other and say how nice it felt to be with each other and other emotional bullshit.
You Fail Me

Day 3: I find out that On Day 2 my bro planed a date with Fine as hell Asian Girl and didn't tell me. That Little BITCH
9Rise Against
Revolutions Per Minute

Day 3 still : Fine as hell Asian girl tells me this and I tell her to tell my bro what just happened. Also me and my coworker go out again
8Black Flag
Nervous Breakdown

Day 4 : Asian girl is a pussy and just says we kissed, I be mad now. Oh and she said my Bro was gonna talk to me about it.
7The Suicide File
Some Mistakes You never stop paying for

Day 5 : Bro was supposed to talk about me but doesn't, He's a bigger Bitch now

Day 6 : I call everyone out on Facebook like a true white 18 year old and everyone flips shit
5 Gaza
I Don't Care where I go when I die

Day 7 : Asian Girl says what happened didn't mean anything, I was like that some bullshit you already sprung
4Kiss it Goodbye
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

Day 8 : Asian Girl calls me balling her eyes out because she feels bad that she hurt me and shit. I go over she cries to me for like 4 - 5 hours. Later all 3 of us meet and I confront him about it he starts acting like a little bitch. I make him own up to his shit and I take Asian girl back to her place we kiss and shit (Literally) and say that we are gonna take things slow.
3Nine Inch Nails

Day 9 : This morning I wake up with a text from her saying we can't be together because she doesn't want to hurt/lose me. I call her and go over to her house and she keeps trying to find a reason to not be together. Oh best part she starts puking because she can't take it.
2 7 angels 7 plagues
Jhazmyne's Lullaby

Day 9 tonight : Me and my cute as fuck white-wash mexican coworker have been talking through out this entire time period and she want's me to spend the night tomorrow at her place. Also I come to the conclusion that fine as hell Asian Girl is emotionally retarded and is probably gonna try hump me into submission tomorrow morning before class when I see her.
Fake History (Re-Release)

Day 54 : I hope I make it this far
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