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Unanimous Sputnik Opinions?

Is there any unanimous opinion on Sputnik? List is what I've found
Master of Puppets

Some people will point to the weaknesses in "The Thing That Should Not Be" and "Leper Messiah" as some weak points in this album, but I can't imagine giving this less than a 4.5 just because of how the career turned out and two songs (which I actually like)
Ok Computer

There is something intrinsicly wrong with you if you don't enjoy this.
-Hipster's Motto
Although, seriously this is great
3Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

WE ALL GOT WOOD AND NAILS and we sleep inside of this machine...
4Justin Bieber
My World 2.0

Apparantly, according to this fine establishment, JB's new musical direction is on par with other great musical evolutions like Phil Anselmo joining Pantera or the Beastie Boys deciding to rap.

Hypothetical Scene:
(Enter Suicide Silence after another uninspired set at some random titty bar)
(Phone Rings, Mitch Lucker answers)
Lucker: Hello.
Manager: Hey Mitch, I've got great news! Emmure wants to do a split LP with you guys.
Lucker: Emmure? The writers of the classic lyric "I keep cashing checks/Snapping necks"?
Manager: Yes, the same.
Lucker: (Jumping up and down emphatically causing his Bieb-do to flop around.) YES!!! It's GONNA BE CHUG CITY!
(World explodes in anticipation of said LP. Everyone lives happily ever after. End Scene.)
6Lou Reed and Metallica

Actual Scene:
(Enter Metallica after a great set at some random large stadium oversees, played to a group of drunken 50 year olds.)
(Phone Rings. James Hetfield answers)
Hetfield: Heyaah!
Manager: Hey James, great news. Lou Reed, that guy who randomly played with you guys that one time wants to do a split LP.
Hetfield: You mean Lou Reed, the writer of the immortal line "But she never lost her head/Even when she was giving head"?
Manager: Yup.
Hetfield: YES!!! Its gonna be.....
Lars: (Not looking amused and calculating the illegal to legal download ration of this possible collaboration) It's gonna be what, James?
Hetfield: I don't know. Interesting to say the least.
(World should have exploded because of massive confusion. End Scene)
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