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| Unanimous Sputnik Opinions?
Is there any unanimous opinion on Sputnik? List is what I've found | | 1 |  | Metallica Master of Puppets
Some people will point to the weaknesses in "The Thing That Should Not Be" and "Leper Messiah" as some weak points in this album, but I can't imagine giving this less than a 4.5 just because of how the career turned out and two songs (which I actually like) | | 2 |  | Radiohead Ok Computer
There is something intrinsicly wrong with you if you don't enjoy this.
-Hipster's Motto
Although, seriously this is great | | 3 |  | Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
WE ALL GOT WOOD AND NAILS and we sleep inside of this machine... | | 4 |  | Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Apparantly, according to this fine establishment, JB's new musical direction is on par with other great musical evolutions like Phil Anselmo joining Pantera or the Beastie Boys deciding to rap. | | 5 |  | Emmure Felony
Hypothetical Scene:
(Enter Suicide Silence after another uninspired set at some random titty bar)
(Phone Rings, Mitch Lucker answers)
Lucker: Hello.
Manager: Hey Mitch, I've got great news! Emmure wants to do a split LP with you guys.
Lucker: Emmure? The writers of the classic lyric "I keep cashing checks/Snapping necks"?
Manager: Yes, the same.
Lucker: (Jumping up and down emphatically causing his Bieb-do to flop around.) YES!!! It's GONNA BE CHUG CITY!
(World explodes in anticipation of said LP. Everyone lives happily ever after. End Scene.) | | 6 |  | Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Actual Scene:
(Enter Metallica after a great set at some random large stadium oversees, played to a group of drunken 50 year olds.)
(Phone Rings. James Hetfield answers)
Hetfield: Heyaah!
Manager: Hey James, great news. Lou Reed, that guy who randomly played with you guys that one time wants to do a split LP.
Hetfield: You mean Lou Reed, the writer of the immortal line "But she never lost her head/Even when she was giving head"?
Manager: Yup.
Hetfield: YES!!! Its gonna be.....
Lars: (Not looking amused and calculating the illegal to legal download ration of this possible collaboration) It's gonna be what, James?
Hetfield: I don't know. Interesting to say the least.
(World should have exploded because of massive confusion. End Scene) | |
macman76
04.01.12 | Hey, I'm a relatively new user. Underground recs would be cool. | Funeralopolis
04.01.12 | The more I read this the more I wanted you to die. | ILJ
04.01.12 | What you said got more stupid as the list progressed. But 3 is amazing. | Graveyard
04.01.12 | ignore Funeralopolis
his opinions are oblivious | Funeralopolis
04.01.12 | yea | wabbit
04.01.12 | lulu was actually pretty good if you ignore the metallica shit. The lyrics and vocals are fucking brilliant. | Lambda
04.01.12 | ^ lol | macman76
04.01.12 | @wonarabbit It wasn't worth a 1 but the only thing wierder than that collaboration would be if Skrillex went back in time to work with Beethoven. | mastille
04.01.12 | JB's new musical direction
what was his old one I thought it was the same boring pretty boy pop shit
If you're looking for unanimous opinions, not entirely sure but: 1 - mixed, 2 and 3 - epic (with hipster naysayers), 4/5/6 - lolbad/lol/baddd | Palimpsest
04.01.12 | I don't like 1, 2, and 3 that much. I guess there is something wrong with me. | manguyfeller
04.01.12 | cool topic hope theres a good discussion! | fsupride
04.02.12 | i hate everything by metallica after their first album | SpiritCrusher2
04.02.12 | 1 is the album that got me into metal (along with Reign in Blood) and music in general. and I still think it's in the top 5 metal albums ever recorded. I don't enjoy 2 as much as everyone else does, but I love 3!
I won't even bother to comment on 4,5 and 6 | MetallicOpeth
04.02.12 | 1 is good, but pretty damn overrated imo. Lightning will always be better. | SiliconFields
04.02.12 | Skrillex and the Doors is pretty weird. | Tyrannic
04.02.12 | ^^^@MO
TRAPPED UNDER ICEEEEEEEEEEEE | Shuyin
04.02.12 | yes, there is
cannibal corpse rules | Tyrannic
04.02.12 | i still wear my reign in blood shirt from time to time | Oathbreaker
04.02.12 | I think 1 is meh, I hate 2, 3 and 5 and I actually find 6 interesting. | Gwynbleiddsfang
05.16.12 | ^Not sure if troll... | Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "Lightning will always be better."
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