Rowan5215: Rowan's Day Of Birth

Rowan5215 12.16.14	partaaaaaaaaay
Snake. 12.16.14	wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mongi123 12.16.14	GET FUCKED UP!!!!!!! Happy birthday haha
Ryus 12.16.14	happy birthday buddy < 3 much luv
ExplosiveOranges 12.16.14	http://media.giphy.com/media/o8KR1NXgd3M9q/giphy.gif
Rowan5215 12.16.14	thanks crew < 3
deathschool 12.16.14	Rowan's birthday > Christmas
emester 12.16.14	Happy Birthdur
Ryus 12.16.14	so Rowan>Jesus
emester 12.16.14	pretty much
KrazyKris 12.16.14	"So Rowan>Jesus" Of course, not much of a competition though
Rowan5215 12.16.14	I exist and Jesus doesn't so it's not really a fair fight too soon?
Ryus 12.16.14	i think two thousand years is enough of a gap
KrazyKris 12.16.14	Exactly, so I say we move Christmas to 15th. Makes more sense
tempest-- 12.16.14	Have the Rolling Stones killed.
NightProwler 12.16.14	Late happy birthday, dude!
Ryus 12.16.14	omg haven't seen that show in so long : ' (
Cygnatti 12.16.14	Hey now guys, black hippy Jesus ruled. Sorry rowbro but how can you compete with that?
Titan 12.16.14	Happy Birthday stud
ScuroFantasma 12.16.14	Happy day of birth Rowan (:
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Also I just realised it's not my birthday yet by Sput's reckoning cos y'all crazy muricans are one day behind straya so don't worry your wishes are not late
Ryus 12.16.14	its about 8:30 PM here :]
SharkTooth 12.16.14	how does it feel to be a month younger than Lorde?
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Like I'm a month younger than Lorde
Ryus 12.16.14	i have the same birthday as both mila kunis and halle berry
DrMaximus 12.16.14	Happy born day
Snake. 12.16.14	my birthday is the same as ezra koenig's birthday so that's why every overprivileged ivy league white girl forgets my birthday
klap 12.16.14	damn almost a capricorn. respect
laughingman22 12.16.14	Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party
Rowan5215 12.16.14	^ finally someone continues the reference, gg the rest of you
tommygun 12.16.14	truly terrible song
deathschool 12.16.14	Well, it's The Beatles so...
tommygun 12.16.14	you are right that explains it
Rowan5215 12.16.14	tom's first appearance itt and he judges my taste in music officially time to demote him as a friend methinks
tommygun 12.16.14	m/
Rowan5215 12.16.14	or less considering how shite he's been of late
TheSpaceMan 12.16.14	sweet happy birthday dude! mines in like half an hour lmao
Dunpeal 12.16.14	ur only 18? i thought you were at least 53 :3
Kman418 12.16.14	happy birthday OLD MAN
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Holy shit SpaceMan we must be long-lost twins or somethin We aren't all as ancient and wisened as you dun brotha
Rowan5215 12.16.14	lmao go graduate hs then come back kman lol rekt
deathschool 12.16.14	Don't ever graduate high school Kman. Worst thing I've done with my life.
TalonsOfFire 12.16.14	Happy Birthday Row!
Chortles 12.16.14	hbd DOOD!!!
Rowan5215 12.16.14	omg chorts lives!!!!!!
deathschool 12.16.14	But at what cost?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	happy birthday u massive tweenie bopping butt feltch
Relinquished 12.16.14	lmao
Rowan5215 12.16.14	< 3 pots
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	now go get your dick sukt by some very uninteresting underage girls while you still can
Rowan5215 12.16.14	but I ain't got the moves :/
Relinquished 12.16.14	bitch please i got my cock tugged by bitches when I was 14 don't tell me you can't get your dick tip licked
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	just go up to the drunkest one and say "ya lookin' ta slob some knob der, pritty bitty?" don't forget to work the birthday card in there
Rowan5215 12.16.14	I'll just bust out the out-of-tune missing-a-string acoustic and start playing the new Modest Mouse single and they'll come flockin'
Relinquished 12.16.14	no they won't no they fucking won't are you kidding me you do not want to be like trebor oh god no
Relinquished 12.16.14	i'm so high
Rowan5215 12.16.14	haha you obviously missed the sarcasm dude like I can't actually play guitar lol
deathschool 12.16.14	yyyyyyyyyyyy[lots]
deathschool 12.16.14	shit/
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	you'd do better serenading the hipster bitches with a track like syrafoam boots actually but yeah if you want to get laid by underage hipster bitches while simultaneously convincing every dude in the room that you need to have your ass kicked then thats the route to go
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	Styrofoam*
deathschool 12.16.14	stiraphome*
Rowan5215 12.16.14	it's all nice on ice ALRIGHT
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	syro-foam b00ts [xccyebghfy #11226656515531288djgfh] by aphex twin great title mr. dick go fuck yourself
tommygun 12.16.14	'just go up to the drunkest one and say "ya lookin' ta slob some knob der, pritty bitty?" don't forget to work the birthday card in there' this is the best course of action leave the acoustic at home lad
deathschool 12.16.14	Aphex Triplets whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????!!!
deathschool 12.16.14	Don't take anyone's advice ever about anything, Row. Trust me.
Relinquished 12.16.14	negated
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Going to take death's advice about never taking any advice ever
bach 12.16.14	happy 18th nig
Rowan5215 12.16.14	thanks bach in black
Kman418 12.16.14	advice: train your body to be flexible enough for you to suck your own dick and never talk to girls again
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	^note that the advice this guy gave you is coming from a homosexual
Rowan5215 12.16.14	thanks marilyn manson
OZZGabriel 12.16.14	Here's something you should think about on this wondeful journey we call life: "The world's just a sphere, no bigger than the balls you suck" (late happy birthday!)
Rowan5215 12.16.14	You're not late no worries! Thanks for the uhhh wise words
TedSchmosby 12.16.14	rowan i assumed you were like 24 and it turns out you're like a week and a half older than me. happy birthday bru
tommygun 12.16.14	ozzgabriel preaching the truth of froosh curtains fuckin m/
LambsBread 12.16.14	I thought Rowan was a 50something pink floyd fan. this dude is mature for his age. need more people like this on sputnik, happy birthday.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	surprise most people on this website are
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Damn thanks Lambs dude I'm blushing
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	the part of my comment where i said less than 20 years old didnt make it
Phlegm 12.16.14	literally thought you were like 26 hb
Rowan5215 12.16.14	cheers flem
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	i thought he was 17 so.... i was right until today changed everything
Rowan5215 12.16.14	You win the grand prize pots! Choose between a box of two half-eaten Freddos or an outdated iTunes card!!!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	freddos whatever those are
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Oh man I forgot that Freddos aren't a universal thing. They're like chocolate treats shaped like frogs, literally the best thing ever
TedSchmosby 12.16.14	googled Freddos and now i'm fucking thirstin'
Rowan5215 12.16.14	they're legit
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	"an I forgot that Freddos aren't a universal thing. They're like chocolate treats shaped like frogs, literally the best thing ever" yeah gimme those
Phlegm 12.16.14	freddos fucking suck
Phlegm 12.16.14	along with all cadbury chocolate
zakalwe 12.16.14	happy b'day man
Rowan5215 12.16.14	they rule flem cheers zak
ButteryBiscuitBass 12.16.14	happy b'day, party hard.
Sowing 12.16.14	Happy day of birth
Artuma 12.16.14	birth ov happy day bruh
Rowan5215 12.16.14	thanks Buttery Sowing Art my bros
JS19 12.16.14	Holy shit you're 18 what is life
Archelirion 12.16.14	Aw man, missed the party. Even though to me you're Garth which means you're like, 30 or something happy birthday! :D
Rowan5215 12.16.14	@JS lol did you think I was older or younger You didn't miss anything Aaron dude the bass is still pumpin' ahrd party on!
Archelirion 12.16.14	Wooo! Still any Freddos left? They keep going up in price here.
Rowan5215 12.16.14	Think pots took me last supply with his grand win unfortunately :[
Archelirion 12.16.14	Ah shame :[ I hope he's enjoying them, they're damn fine.
TedSchmosby 12.16.14	it's weird that people born in 1996 are 18 now. whenever i read that someone was born in 96 my initial thought is that they're 13. like, you can watch porn of women born in 96
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	yeah its totally fucked
Artuma 12.16.14	yeah like here in finland you can go to a bar when you're 18 and every time i go clubbing and i see a 96 guy there i'm like hey wtf he's born in 96 what's he doing here?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.14	pretty soon people born in the 00's will be of age, how fucked is that
JokineAugustus 12.16.14	Lots of Lol
osmark86 12.16.14	congratulations Rowan. enjoy your legal obligations. peace bro.
tempest-- 12.16.14	rowan are you gonna have your first ever beer tongiht ^_^ how cute
demigod! 12.16.14	Rowbro it's your birthday! Happy birthday Rowbro! god bless you this day
JokineAugustus 12.16.14	Cheers
JamieTwort 12.16.14	Happy birthday Rowan!
rockandmetaljunkie 12.16.14	Happy birthday dude
Muisc4Life26 12.16.14	happy birthday!!
adarkishman 12.16.14	kys
JS19 12.17.14	Thought you were older man!