J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.12 | 5 is incredible high... Trust me |
Urinetrouble
03.10.12 | I WANNA GET HIGH
BUT I DONT WANT BRAIN DAMAGE |
Inveigh
03.10.12 | has no one learned from the legend of sonic? |
Urinetrouble
03.10.12 | speaking of sonic, inveigh look at my dig |
Wolfhorde
03.10.12 | Cool story bro. It's not like we have another gajillion pubertal stoners. |
NightProwler
03.10.12 | I don't get your strickt parents. I mean, my parents don't wanna watch me smoke weed, nor do it constantly, but they don't mind if I do it every once in a while with my friends.
I even smoked weed with my dad at a concert we went to a little while back. |
Bloodhail
03.10.12 | i wanted to listen to cannibal corpse but mom and dead said no |
NightProwler
03.10.12 | Rebel out. Do it if they tell you not to. |
Bloodhail
03.10.12 | but if I make daddy mad we wont get ice cream on satudays |
NightProwler
03.10.12 | Then ask mommy for Ice Cream without daddy knowing. Works every time! |
tarkus
03.10.12 | this must be your first time huh |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | Definitely this kids first time lol such a silly ass list |
WeepingBanana
03.10.12 | understandable though. i remember how giddy and excited i was my first time |
BallsToTheWall
03.10.12 | I wanna get high but I feel so low |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.12 | My dads best friend was killed in high school because he was in a car, high, and crashed. That's why... I don't smoke that often but I have a lot on my mind. It would be nice to relax |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.12 | Ha and it's not my first time lol |
climactic
03.10.12 | my mom doesnt care if i smoke as long as she doesnt know about it |
BallsToTheWall
03.10.12 | Most of my family and extended family were all blazing up during our family Thanksgiving dinner last year. Good times. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.12 | Haha @wolfhorde I'm 18 not pre-pubescent |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | hells yeah clim eastwoodbonrt |
WeepingBanana
03.10.12 | "My dads best friend was killed in high school because he was in a car, high, and crashed. That's why... I don't smoke that often but I have a lot on my mind. It would be nice to relax"
not to undermine the tragedy but are you sure it was because he was high or cause he was a bad driver. i've driven high a shitton of times and as long as i'm not blasted, i do pretty well. better even maybe because i'm more aware that if i fuck up i'll be in a whole mess of trouble |
climactic
03.10.12 | feit. when we're all growed up we gotta chill |
jayfatha
03.10.12 | well that's the funk elastic the blunt I twist it |
PurpleDino
03.10.12 | THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING TOO DAMN HIGH |
gotsthedewsdood
03.10.12 | don't be smokin on that reggie now boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. |
UnnamedOcean
03.10.12 | Hiding weed from your parents? Watch out, we got a badass over here. |
PurpleDino
03.10.12 | people getting gassed clearly aren't stoners
weed is the shit
one love |
Sirob
03.10.12 | weed m/ |
CaptainDooRight
03.10.12 | "I Wanna Get High"
Who doesn't? |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | "feit. when we're all growed up we gotta chill"
fer sure dude all i need is a license and money haha |
WeepingBanana
03.10.12 | yeah i feel like feit is my only match for biggest stoner on sputnik |
NightProwler
03.10.12 | "im pissed, cuz my "supplier" is out of town till next week"
That's why I love Christiania in Copenhagen. |
Spec
03.10.12 | What about cirq. |
WeepingBanana
03.10.12 | cirq too
i think i've missed a total of like... maybe 10 days of smoking since september when i got back to college. |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | just wait till i get my helix bong yesss
"i think i've missed a total of like... maybe 10 days of smoking since september when i got back to college."
that but like feb of last year |
jdennis31
03.10.12 | "yeah i feel like feit is my only match for biggest stoner on sputnik" that made me lol. i'm glad i'm a productive member of society so i don't feel like such a bum when i say that you could never outsmoke me |
jdennis31
03.10.12 | ""i think i've missed a total of like... maybe 10 days of smoking since september when i got back to college."
that but like 5 years ago |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | see even though i started smoking a year ago i started smoking like id been for years anyone cause that was the people i hung around with haha
"i'm glad i'm a productive member of society"
me too my nigga get that paper |
jdennis31
03.10.12 | i'd rather not be productive at all but need the paper for the green. and music equipment. and food. gas. shit |
Counterfeit
03.10.12 | for sure. keep buyin those lotto tickets though. youll win. |
jdennis31
03.10.12 | i wish, if i won the lotto i'd have a vote on sputnik to create the most diverse, bad ass concert ever. |
WeepingBanana
03.10.12 | lol i started smoking about 4 years ago it just became an every day thing last september |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.12 | @weepingbannana it could have been both but my dad still blames weed for that.
And I know I'm not a badass cuz I hide weed from my parents. It's temporary because I had to come home because of knee surgery. |
Tyrannic
03.10.12 | wait dood u can hide weed in ur closet?
OMG I SHOULD TRY THAT ONCE |
Nocturnal
03.10.12 | Get high on crack, theres where its at son |
AfterTheBreakdown
03.10.12 | i had some cali kush last night. |
ThirtySixChambers
03.10.12 | 3.7 gpa computer science major
smoke weed erryday |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | ^ that's awesome |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | omg your so cool couse you smoke weed. get a life dude |
wabbit
03.11.12 | I WANNA GET HIGH
BUT I DONT WANT BRAIN DAMAGE |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | fact: if metalguy908 smoked weed he'd be less of a douche. and maybe take the time to learn the difference between you're and your. maybe learn how to spell cause. maybe also teach me how to capitalize and punctuate. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Metalguy908 I'm not trying to appear cool you fucking retard |
Hawks
03.11.12 | "i had some cali kush last night."
No you didn't. |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | Metalguy908 I'm not trying to appear cool you fucking retard
biatch |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | only listens to metal, thinks its cool to bash marijuana, thinks it's funny to troll and then thinks it's cool to act like you don't care that no one likes you. kid is 13-15 years old |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Dude listen I don't do it to be cool
I do it because I have anxiety and it relives my stress. Don't be a judgmental asshole.
Have u even smoked before? |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | only listens to metal, thinks its cool to bash marijuana, thinks it's funny to troll and then thinks it's cool to act like you don't care that no one likes you. kid is 13-15 years old
i listens too pop ska punk rock metal reagge etc |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | Dude listen I don't do it to be cool
I do it because I have anxiety and it relives my stress. Don't be a judgmental asshole.
Have u even smoked before?
dude why didnt you say that earlier |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | U listen to reggae but bash on weed? Quite the contradiction |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | U listen to reggae but bash on weed? Quite the contradiction
u didnt answer my question |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | I didn't say that earlier because it doesn't really matter that much why I do it. I just want to lol |
Counterfeit
03.11.12 | ""i had some cali kush last night."
No you didn't."
he may not have but i did some master kush and blackberry kush yeaaahhh nigggaaaaa oh and silver surfer and purple haze |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | guy doesn't deny he's 13-15. no point in conversing with him |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | I have sour deez... It made my friend puke lololol |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | ak47 and og kush. would love some silver surfer tho, favorite high i've ever had |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | guy doesn't deny he's 13-15. no point in conversing with him
dude get the fuck out im not talking too you |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | lol. think we hit a nerve. kid is getting flustered? |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | to* btw |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | lol. think we hit a nerve. kid is getting flustered?
lol |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Yeah be careful man 13 yr olds can be crazy |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | Yeah be careful man 13 yr olds can be crazy
löl |
Counterfeit
03.11.12 | "would love some silver surfer"
yeah its nuts, so silvery.
my favorite weed ive smoked though is monkey balls, just because of the backstory behind when i smoked it. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | They can just flip out man... All those lunchables and mountain dew can make em go ape shit |
Dimor
03.11.12 | Metalguy plz gtfo. |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | Metalguy plz gtfo.
Dimor please get out |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | guy should start listening to more chill music and smoke copious amounts of marijuana. do something to divert your path from the destination of ultimate douchebaggery |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Counterfeit did u smoke it out of a monkey's scrotum? Lol |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | @feit lol, i just remember the high was like really in my head, was pretty cool. and never heard monkey balls, i usually don't trust names but guy i'm buying from now grows himself so i believe him. |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | guy should start listening to more chill music and smoke copious amounts of marijuana. do something to divert your path from the destination of ultimate douchebaggery
nah im no hippie |
chambered69
03.11.12 | better even maybe because i'm more aware that if i fuck up i'll be in a whole mess of trouble
123 |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | U don't have to be a hippie to blow trees brah...
|
Dimor
03.11.12 | @jdennis31
Yeh he should probably do that. Not sure his douchebaggery would end though, he's a bit to cool for that. |
chambered69
03.11.12 | got some white widow now mmmm |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | ^-------- ya not the best arguement in support of legalization and such but i'm pretty much the same |
Hawks
03.11.12 | "he may not have but i did some master kush and blackberry kush yeaaahhh nigggaaaaa oh and silver surfer and purple haze"
Well of course I believe you Feit. I smoked like 7 blunts of medical last night at this party. It was pretty insane. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | White widow made this kids face numb at a party. I laughed my ass off. "bro I can't feel my face" lmao |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | @dimor eh, i've never met anyone who was able to resis marijuana's power to make you less socially retarded, but metalguy is a good candidate to break my faith in mary |
Metalguy908
03.11.12 | lol americans are so stupid |
chambered69
03.11.12 | lol i know right |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | i wonder if metalguy said that trying to stir any kind of arguement. everyone here is smart enough to know americans in general are pretty retarded. funny thing about you mentioning that is you belong in the lowest group of those retards. |
Counterfeit
03.11.12 | haha nah.
the tl;dr version
got kicked out of a show, met dealer, smoked really dank weed, it was awesome
Was at an 18+ (got in with my 19yr old friends ID) free benefit show in dinkytown where Brother Ali, Slug and a bunch of local artists were performing, had gone out for a cigarette about halfway through or so, some guy asked my buddy to bum him a cigarette and offered to buy us drinks for it. I finish my drink on the floor, walk over and sit down to set it down and the bouncer checks my hands to see if I have the X's to prove I'm 21, get kicked out. Buddy and I are walking back to the car and some guy behind us is like "I can tell you guys smoke weed, walkin round in basketball shorts not giving a fuck." So we talk to him and his friends, they tell us we haven't smoked anything this good before, we didn't believe them. They told us once we smoked it we'd wanna buy it. They rolled a blunt, right on the sidewalk in front of an open restaurant not giving a fuck. We smoked it, holy shitttt got so stoned. Needless to say we bought a half eight. And then an ounce 2 days later. Come to find out later that he's a very high profile dealer, he deals weed to the rhymesayers crew and others, no lie. every show ive been to ive seem him just loitering about and around the stage. Good times. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | that's pretty sweet. been a while since i smoked a blunt, all this talk is making me excited to get off work to burn one down |
betterdrinkmyownpiss
03.11.12 | drugs are bad, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay? |
AggravatedYeti
03.11.12 | weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
weeeeeee because it is so fun. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | and if you do drugs, thats bad. mkay? now lets talk about alcohol. if you drink alcohol, that's bad. mkay? |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | metalguy is not very m/ kid got chased out |
ohfoxxxycole
03.11.12 | tosh |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Ya alcohol starts fights, makes one beat their wife or drive erratically.
Weed makes u eat Cheetos, chill out and drive slow. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | honestly, besides curing the chronic disease, known as life, weed just makes it more tolerable for me to live in a world with people like metalguy908 |
fuckthatnoise
03.11.12 | i've never smoked anything. not that i don't want to, it's that i've never been in a situation where anyone offered me a blunt.
can't be arsed to find someone to sell me any either, but oh well. idc that much, really. |
AlexanDerp
03.11.12 | Fuck stoners, at least the ones I know. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.11.12 | Ya dude it's not for everyone I like it more than alcohol sometimes |
Hawks
03.11.12 | Weed isn't technically addicting, but I haven't been able to stop for long periods of time since I started smoking. It just makes life so much better. The longest I've gone without smoking is like two weeks or so. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | "Fuck stoners, at least the ones I know." what's the definition of a stoner. lots of very successful, kind, and smart potheads |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | actually i take that back because this world is seriously lacking in successful, kind, smart people in general |
AlexanDerp
03.11.12 | From what I was able to observe, smoking weed on a regular basis does make you a bit more retarded. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | i mean i could definitely have a sharper brain than i currently do, but i mean it's either trade my happiness for a better working brain, or be happy and have a brain that is still more than capable of functioning at a high level. i've found the people who are lazy, stupid, and unmotivated when they are high to be lazy, stupid, and unmotivated when they are sober |
AlexanDerp
03.11.12 | I said fuck stoners because the ones I know keep spamming about how much they like to smoke on Facebook and other shit. The stoners I know look like a bunch of idiots who only do drugs to "look cool". Fuck, I'm 20, I thought people my age were over this kind of bullshit... |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | but honestly ive found my ability to function diminished so slightly it really doesn't matter, and this is after smoking nonstop for 5 years now |
Hawks
03.11.12 | "I said fuck stoners because the ones I know keep spamming about how much they like to smoke on Facebook and other shit."
Yeah, that gets pretty annoying. I know plenty of people that do the same thing. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | oh yah, the whole pot culture thing is pretty dumb to me, especially considering how many people we have on probation in the united states for flaunting their shit around. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | i did request 4/20 off from work as a personal holiday tho |
Counterfeit
03.11.12 | trust me i see my fair share of stupid stoners too and they all have something in common. when they dont have weed they will without question smoke k2 |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | lol, k2... |
Counterfeit
03.11.12 | shits so pathetic |
Cells
03.11.12 | Yeah dude I smoked legal for a few months and then reverted back to good ol' bud. That shit's not worth all the awful side effects it comes with. |
jdennis31
03.11.12 | i just remember someone i used to smoke with all the time before he joined ROTC, bet me an 8th that i couldn't smoke a whole g of k2 by myself cause it was so strong. finished it in 3 hits and didn't feel high at all, but felt sick as shit later in the day... never again |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.12.12 | Haha I'm stoned |
AfterTheBreakdown
03.12.12 | @ counterfeit i know it was legit. |
