Devastator
05.16.12 | She asked you? She wants the D.
Also lol at the profile pic. |
StrangerofSorts
05.16.12 | is it legal? |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | ^^^^^^^^^^ |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Technically no but... I DONT GIVE A
FUCK |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | swag |
StrangerofSorts
05.16.12 | ah. Well... good luck to you I guess. Just try not to be one of "those guys". |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | I prophesize: not gonna end well. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | I'm not Im just kidding I would feel like a creeper if i fucked her |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Whats the age here, if she's 17 and you're 20, go for it. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | I'm 18 she's 16 |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Alright then go for it....That's not creepy or sleazy at all. 1 to 2 years if she's turning 17 soon psss... |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | It'd be not so much the age as the circumstances that go for a "not gonna end well" thing. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya idk cuz shes really cool to hang out with and I think me boning her would be weird in the future.
BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE PERMANENTLY IN A WHEELCHAIR AFTER |
CrimsonFloyd
05.16.12 | When I was 14 I had myself a 16 year old. No worries |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Be a bro that is all....W.W.B.D....What Would Brodin Do? |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | Oh boy, that one was flat. Really flat. Also, don't forget brother reasbron. Brodin's all good if shit can't go bad, but if it goes bad.. |
CrimsonFloyd
05.16.12 | But then again she was the one who had to deal with guilt XD |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Don't be so foreboding Wolfe.....worry about that shit afterwards. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | 16 when ur 14 fuckin boss status |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | "is it legal?"
"Technically no but... I DONT GIVE A FUCK"
Your cousin finally asked huh? |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | ya dude my cousins are hot as fuck lololol |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | I'm not judging |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | *I'm
Totally Judging... |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Hahaha no its this chick i went to high school with... who is not my cousin lol |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "Don't be so foreboding Wolfe.....worry about that shit afterwards."
Not every one is Adonis-y as you, Wylie. So if they get stoned to death for being titled the "creep/rapist/whatever" afterwards they can't just go all brobrarian blessed with brodin's immunity. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Bro Bro Bro Bro |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | Always bro abro of bro you're fucking with, bro. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya bro Brost deinitely |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Bro |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | I'd definitely try to fuck her, post a pic of her so I can judge her and question your standards.
Also, isn't it kinda late in the year for prom? |
phishing
05.16.12 | 'I'm 18 she's 16'
how is that technically not legal? |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya my old high school is weird... its private |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/150830_103743826365049_100001882964464_30605_7416556_n.jpg
Its the one on the left |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "Ya my old high school is weird... its private"
I went to a private school too lol we still had our prom in April. And idk about that pic, she could pass as either an 18 year old or a 12 year old but I'd fuck her if she had a decent ass. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | hot?
cute yes
need to see the body
But if she's under 18 I take it all back. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | "I'd fuck her if she had a decent ass."
I'm guessing you'd fuck her if she had a decent pulse... maybe even none at all. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/309760_2066970001202_1453350112_31846042_184177257_n.jpg
Haha I kinda use hot and cute interchangeably.... bad habit |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "I'm guessing you'd fuck her if she had a decent pulse... maybe even none at all."
Not cool bromigo, I don't necro dead chicks. Not my style, I have standards thank you very much. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Her ass is amazing... it will be written in the history books |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | She's cute, I'd fuck her if she had a dick. Edit: committing to the joke.
|
Recspecs
05.16.12 | I'd fuck the tall chick in the middle if her jawbone wasn't carved out of stone, otherwise your chick seems to have a decent rack. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "I'd definitely try to fuck her, post a pic of her so I can judge her and question your standards."
[obligatory Hollier with rhetorical question about you being black/] |
SowingSeason
05.16.12 | Next month's list: So I Guess I Am Going to Jail |
phishing
05.16.12 | shame she isn't the one on the right of the first link |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | ^^hahahaha i hope not. and ya dude i know m missin out |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | wtf us up with those pants?
That chick needs to rethink her entire life. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | CHICKS WITH DICKS |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | "So I Guess I Am Going to Jail"
Haha SS
I was trying to think of some good phrasing for that. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | You know how I roll Balls |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Dicks with chicks |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | TWO DICK CHICKS |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Just saying, I like swiss army knives and multi purpose tools is all. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | Holy shit, omni ripping it ITT.
"I'd fuck the tall chick in the middle if her jawbone wasn't carved out of stone"
Don't lie, you'd probably also fuck stones if they had a hole and a pulse.
|
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "[obligatory Hollier with rhetorical question about you being black/]"
Just because I am of the dark skinned variety doesn't mean I would fuck anything white, if that's what you're getting at. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Don't lie, you'd probably also fuck stones if they had a hole and a pulse.
LOL
|
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | hahaha i dont even think krispy kream donuts are safe |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "Don't lie, you'd probably also fuck stones if they had a hole and a pulse. "
Lmao
|
jdennis31
05.16.12 | 'Next month's list: So I Guess I Am Going to Jail' lol |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Ever since leaving a restaurant today with a hot black waitress, i've been lusting over black girls. Not hood rats mind you but "white" black girls. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "Just because I am of the dark skinned variety doesn't mean I would fuck anything white, if that's what you're getting at."
Naw, c'mon. Don't think so racist. What I'm saying is that you'd probably fuck ANYTHING with a pulse and a hole. |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | Light skinned black girls are a godsend. |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "Naw, c'mon. Don't think so racist. What I'm saying is that you'd probably fuck ANYTHING with a pulse and a hole."
What can I say? I like my willy tickled on the regular. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | yes^ |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "What can I say? I like my willy tickled on the regular."
[obligatory Hollier comment about you meeting up with your black pals showing off STD collections/] |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | Holy shit, I probably shouldn't have gone to town on that weed mead. I can't stop laughing. |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | weed mead. wtf. go on... |
andcas
05.16.12 | remember to pull out. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | "weed mead. wtf. go on..."
Yeah, stuff can be crazy but it's incredibly delicious. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | She honestly looks like you're going to ruin her.
You should do the right thing and pass but I totally understand if you don't.
Jerk |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Or be like 98% of America and dont pull out. |
ChuckyTruant
05.16.12 | Wtf |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | At least get her drunk and use a condom. Gentleman's decency and shit. Classy bro swag and stuff. |
ChuckyTruant
05.16.12 | Haha |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Like Tenacious D say: "Fuck Her Gently" |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Be a giving lover. |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | Pulling out is overrated. |
ChuckyTruant
05.16.12 | Yeah how would this be illegal? |
ChuckyTruant
05.16.12 | "Pulling out is overrated."
Is that why you are the father of 52 mixed kids |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Be a giving lover.
Good one |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Let her know you're on HER side, offer to go anal for the sake of her virginity. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Luke Antonio Cromartie Sarazine. |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | lol |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | 'Let her know you're on HER side, offer to go anal for the sake of her virginity.' i actually tried this when i was like 14. it did not work. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | "She honestly looks like you're going to ruin her.
You should do the right thing and pass but I totally understand if you don't.
Jerk"
Wait so how am i the jerk... she wants it. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | You've got it all wrong. She just THINKS she wants it, duh. |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | maybe your sexiness is blinding her and she doesn't really know what she wants. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | "i actually tried this when i was like 14. it did not work."
If it ever works, she's not a keeper. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | hahahaha maybe thats it duh stupid me |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | LOL wolfy |
andcas
05.16.12 | buy her a justin bieber box set. |
Turtlestlker
05.16.12 | "Light skinned black girls are a godsend." fucking lol |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | @omni yea. i was young and dumb. it was great |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Dude, she doesn't want it... she's giving you an audition.
That is all. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | @andcas Ya im sure that will get me laid lol |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | Oh, c'mon omni you know that shmiel. That's why we gotta be the gentlemen and find out if they actually want it or how it is often the case they just THINK they want it or.. well. not be the gentlemen and maybe get verbally stoned or worse. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | *unless you are a wealthy underwear model. |
jdennis31
05.16.12 | andcas speaks the truth. justin bieber and the jonas brothers get the honeys wet |
andcas
05.16.12 | @jock, well she looks like she'd fucking love it. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | @wolf, if this kid date rapes this poor girl because we filled his head with stupid shit I'd never forgive myself so 1 out of every 10 has to be a reality check ;^D |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | haha no she just looks really young shes not a beibs fan |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Is she at least 18? Edit: R U? |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | For the record Im not date raping anybody... If it happens cool if not watevs. Yes I am 18 |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | No means yes. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | What if SHE date rapes HIM, huh? |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Rapist... god only knows. |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | You already told us you want to fuck your super hot cousins...
/hand on hip. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya if she rapes me... then we're all good lol |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Dude omnipanzer you crack me up |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Give me her address I'll mail order her a strap-on. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | [obligatory Hollier comment about the probability of him having black ancestors/] |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ok dude make sure its 2 ft black one |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Balls and Wolf are like 3 bottles of Jolt for me. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | [obligatory Hollier comment] |
omnipanzer
05.16.12 | Okay I gotta go, night guys. |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | The coke? Awww shit, won't be as funny as it is with you, omni. Have good night, bro. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Peace dude |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | [obligatory Hollier comment] (2) |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | you lack the /, Wylie. Also, you can't legitimately [2] yourself, especially not with () |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | [obligatory Hollier comment] (3) |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | wtf^^ |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | lol, Wylie being brash. Anyway, I'm also out before I get the stupid idea to drink even more weed mead and because it's past midnight. Oh, and DON'T FORGET: Gentleman's rules ect. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | I wont forget thanks bro |
Wolfhorde
05.16.12 | No problem, lol. Also don't forget: Booze is your friend, unless you're driving. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.12 | Tell me about this weed mead. |
Recspecs
05.16.12 | "Luke Antonio Cromartie Sarazine."
Lmao oh fuck this just made my day. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya wtf is weed mead. And I love my truck waaaaaaaaay to much to drive drunk in it. |
andcas
05.16.12 | went to my gf at the time prom. sex was something I didn't have to worry about. |
Kellerdeck
05.16.12 | Going to the prom? Atta girl! :3 |
DotEight
05.16.12 | "Ya wtf is weed mead. And I love my truck waaaaaaaaay to much to drive drunk in it."
Over time you'll get better at drinking and driving. It's a skill. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Haha thanks yo |
DotEight
05.16.12 | I mean I'd be the sensible adult and tell you not to, but everyone does at least a few times in their life. Might as well be honest. You do NOT EVER want to get a DUI though. My friend got one and his life for the next 2 years was fucked. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Ya that's exactly why I don't want to risk it. If I couldnt drive for 2 years I would go fucking crazy |
DotEight
05.16.12 | It's not just the license. You'll be put on probation, have to drug test regularly, pay a couple
thousand in fines, and usually attend an alcohol/drug addiction class. Luckily at the time we were of
age so I didn't get hit with anything, but he got screwed. But it also depends on your record and
where you live. Like I'm in Cincinnati, they don't fuck around here. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.16.12 | Fuck that sounds awful. You have just reinforced my plan of not ever doing it. |
