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Hamster's Hatin' List

so called "Artists"That Make me wanna punch a baby then immediately go into Killzone mode in a nursing home, from a 30 second sample alone. Lets Count um down in no order. I be drinking my Hater-ade ,and maybe reading some fanboy hate mail after this is done. This is a Small list made outta boredom, there are plenty more of shitty artists out there.
1Green Day

Why? Simply because every wannabe idiotic scene kid think your punk music..... For Shame.

All your songs sound the fucking same, and you sell millions. I can see them now "hey guys, same riff, different Horrible lyrics? Cha-ching" I wish i could throw a pack of angry silverback gorillas in the studio with you while you record. At least then your records might sound better.
3Lady Gaga

She Scares the Shit Outta me. Is She a Man? Im pretty sure she was Cast for the role of Gozer the Destroyer in the 1st Ghostbusters flick.
4Bring me the Horizon

Somehow, bands like you still manage to cause a rampant increase in the creatures i like to call "Scenagers" Or Scene teenager kids that know nothing about real music. Your Horrible, I wanted to cry from the tragedy of your music actually selling like i did at the end of the green mile.
5Hawthrone heights

Before scene, there was Emo. Im glad to see a single band could make so many dudes cut their balls off and act like they hate their lives everyday. Seriously if you want to do that you could just auditioned for " Boys don't cry".

The 80's: They sucked; Today: they still suck. For I have spoken, they eternally suck.
7Country Music

If I wanted to cry about my dog dying , or maybe sing along about how awesome my tractor is, or just be a creepy back-woods racist, I would listen to country music.

You sound congested everytime you rap. Your lyrics aren't dope. You annoy me like an annoying 5 years crying in Walmart. Good day to you sir.
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