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If you've ever felt stupid...
1Ariana Grande
Dangerous Woman

Nicki Minaj: "My new verse will feature the line 'ride dick bicycle' twice. You will pay me money for it."
Republic Records: "Sounds good."
2Lou Reed and Metallica

Goes without saying...
3Black Sabbath

Ozzy: "Can NO ONE think of a word that rhymes with masses?!"
4The White Stripes
Icky Thump

Jack White: "Well, 'Prickly Thorn But Sweetly Worn' has been recorded and it offers a good bit of variety to the album - hang on, is Meg still in the studio?! THE MIKE'S STILL ON!"
5Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Boatman's Call

Cave: "This sombre, serious introspective is my most mature album yet. I think it needs a closer with the line "this useless fucker/and his twinkling cunt."
Kid A

Yorke: "Hey Jonny, I know you can play six good instruments... how do you feel about the mellotron?"
Jonny: "I'm sure that won't make 'Motion Picture Soundtrack' sound like a cheesy Disney song."
Rattle and Hum

Bono: "'This is a song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We're stealing it back.' Yep, good way to introduce our simple version of a Beatles classic. Y'know what? This should open the album."
Years of Refusal

Album Cover Photographer: "Alrighty Mozz, we've got two options left: tenderly hold baby or strike ironic rockstar pose."
Morrissey: "Yes."
9Arctic Monkeys

Alex Turner: "You know what's a really underused romantic metaphor? The vacuum."
10Kanye West
The Life of Pablo

Manager: "Do something that will set you apart from your competition!"
Kanye: "No rapper has backed Trump yet."
11Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin

Terry Reid: "Sorry JPJ, not my thing. Check out this Robert bloke though, he goes alright."
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