|If you've ever felt stupid...|
Nicki Minaj: "My new verse will feature the line 'ride dick bicycle' twice. You will pay me money for it."
Republic Records: "Sounds good."
|2||Lou Reed and Metallica|
Goes without saying...
Ozzy: "Can NO ONE think of a word that rhymes with masses?!"
|4||The White Stripes|
Jack White: "Well, 'Prickly Thorn But Sweetly Worn' has been recorded and it offers a good bit of variety to the album - hang on, is Meg still in the studio?! THE MIKE'S STILL ON!"
|5||Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds|
The Boatman's Call
Cave: "This sombre, serious introspective is my most mature album yet. I think it needs a closer with the line "this useless fucker/and his twinkling cunt."
Yorke: "Hey Jonny, I know you can play six good instruments... how do you feel about the mellotron?"
Jonny: "I'm sure that won't make 'Motion Picture Soundtrack' sound like a cheesy Disney song."
Rattle and Hum
Bono: "'This is a song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We're stealing it back.' Yep, good way to introduce our simple version of a Beatles classic. Y'know what? This should open the album."
Years of Refusal
Album Cover Photographer: "Alrighty Mozz, we've got two options left: tenderly hold baby or strike ironic rockstar pose."
Alex Turner: "You know what's a really underused romantic metaphor? The vacuum."
The Life of Pablo
Manager: "Do something that will set you apart from your competition!"
Kanye: "No rapper has backed Trump yet."
Terry Reid: "Sorry JPJ, not my thing. Check out this Robert bloke though, he goes alright."