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Bands That Are Cool To Say You Like.

Hey there you pretentious F%$#s. Here are some bands that suck that you probably pretend to (or somehow honestly do) like.
1Florence and the Machine

WTF!?
2Death Metal

Every band is the same so no need to pick one.
3Thrice

They only had one good album. Get over it. I know they make you feel better about your own bands lack of ability, but... get over it.
4Avenged Sevenfold

OK, no one likes them... I just really hate them a lot.
5Fair to Midland

Overproduced shitty alt rock with new metal guitar tracks mixed way to loud over top of every song. Perfect formula for sputnik homo's.
6Old stuff

yeah that's right. Almost all of it. Stop pretending to like Jethro Tull. He sucks. Worst band ever. Stop pretending to like old folk people too. They all suck and you just aren't as cool as you think you are. Give your sister her pants back and get a job you hipster dips%^&.
7Rush

If I wanted to watch some creepy pedophiles glorify themselves I'd go to an Opeth concert.... hey... speaking of which...
8Opeth

They take the cake for "worst most pretentious band of all time" Congratulations Opeth!!! *golf clap*
9Rap (Spoken Word Idiocy)

Stop pretending to like it. You're either with us or against us.
10Adele

If I wanted to hear fat chicks whine about the guys they never get I would go hook up with your sister again.
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