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Don't Do This Drunk

10 things you shouldn't do while drunk, as well as my 10 favorite rdrinking albums.
1Johnny Cash
At San Quentin


Don't try and get all philosophical. You'll only end up either a) embarrassing yourself, or b) throwing up while screaming at the person who disagrees with you.
2Kyuss
Welcome To Sky Valley


Don't call your ex/current girl. Either way, you'll end up saying something you'll regret the next day.
3Blood for Blood
Outlaw Anthems


Don't claim someone you just met is your "best friend." You could easily have a stalker on your hands. Then again, knowing some of you, that might be your only friend.
4 Malignant Tumour
BurninHell


Don't count how many drinks you've had. Sooner or later, someone will challenge that number, and a fight will ensue. Or gay fraternity acts. Take your pick.
5Don McLean
American Pie


Don't call your parents. You poor trust fund babies might lose 1/19 of your billion dollar inheritance.
6Doomriders
BLACK THUNDER


Don't claim to be the best at anything. You will soon be challenged by some other hot-head at the party to prove it. You can't blame him the next morning when you wake up with a case of the red dick.
7The Proclaimers
The Best Of...87-02


Don't bring a chick you don't know home. For one, drinking and driving is bad(unless you like virtual reality games), but you never know how drunk she really is, and you never know how big her daddy is.
8Kvelertak
Kvelertak


Don't try and be the bartender. You won't have a drink the rest of the night, and you'll end up wanting to fight at least 3-4 people at the party.
9The Pogues
Rum, Sodomy & The Lash


Don't engage in mindless drinking games. Beer pong(pussies) and Flip-Cup are okay, but at least exude some energy so the rest of the copious amounts of alcohol you consume don't fuck you up for the rest of the night.
10Motorhead
Ace of Spades


Don't head off into the woods. A brief Blair Witch Project moment will scare away that disgusting bitch you have on a leash behind you..... Oh, who am I kidding? None of you will ever have that chance.
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