Dr. Luke Sarazine

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Soundoffs 110
Album Ratings 383
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Last Active 10-08-14 3:47 pm
Joined 06-17-11

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08.07.14 Fantasy Premier League With Sarazinho08.07.14 Fantasy A Premier League With A Sputnik
04.15.14 Post Pictures Of Yourself01.28.14 The Official 2013 Hip Hop List
10.31.13 Happy Halloween I'm Still Alive05.29.13 Been A While
03.12.13 Hey Insurrection02.21.13 Who The Fuck Are You?
01.18.13 Turntable With A Black Man 01.07.13 National Championship
12.05.12 Recspecs Must Be Dreaming11.27.12 Giving A Shit
11.21.12 If You We're Stuck On An Island...11.03.12 Had A Fourway Last Night
10.14.12 Shit Just Got Real10.05.12 Today Is My Fucking Birthday
09.30.12 Life Is Kicking My Ass Bros09.27.12 The Promise
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Recspecs For Staff 2012

I don't give a shit if they closed applications for staff/contrib all I know is that I deserve to be a SuperModAdminEmeritusStaffNigga and here are ten reasons why.
1The Tallest Man on Earth
There's No Leaving Now

I have a taste for indie, something many African-Americans do not claim and if I join the staff I will join Deviant as one of the few brothers to run this cesspit.
2Right Away, Great Captain!
The Church of the Good Thief

I can write really long rants about sports in the staff blog and tell all the Arsenal haters to spread their cheeks and shove it deep.
3Mount Eerie
Wind's Poem

The first thing I will do when I get mod powers is ban the fuck out of shitty users like Cockstrap and DotEight and all those other fartknockers and make silentpotato and tarkus mods so we can sit around and smoke weed all day and jam Mezzanine perhaps.
4The National
High Violet

I believe in the First Amendment to the fullest extent, which means that you can curse all you want in the reviews and it will be uncensored but if people report you then it is up to SputGod Willie.

There will be a separate site for all of you bleeding heart vaginas who don't know how to deal with women called and will be ran by MMX with Maniac! ironically being the ModGod.
6Have A Nice Life

Every time someguest makes a racially insensitive comment, $1.00 goes to an African AIDS clinic.
7Dragged Into Sunlight
Hatred For Mankind

Contrary to popular belief, I can m/ pretty hard probably harder then any of the metal staffers especially Davey.
8Sixpence None the Richer
Sixpence None the Richer

Whenever I'm done injecting Satan through my ass, I can cool things down and spin some smooth records. Maybe even write a review or two (ignore my abnormally low approval rating my first review sucks).
The Valley

I would fix the genre tagging system and put a new feature on the site of live streaming pornography, with weekly one-on-one sessions with a staffer of your choice.
The Weak's End

The site honestly needs a new post-hardcore authority who spins the good shit (Emery) and not the bullshit (anything else).
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