Recspecs: Tell Me About Your Problems

Recspecs 05.03.12	sputnikemotions.com OR turntable.fm/mangasm
Eclecticist 05.03.12	If there was an icicle up your ass it would melt. Unless you are dead but then the temperature of the room you are in would melt it as well. Tool. lol
MMX 05.03.12	Gaza m/
Recspecs 05.03.12	"If there was an icicle up your ass it would melt. Unless you are dead but then the temperature of the room you are in would melt it as well." Uggghhhhhhh
Eclecticist 05.03.12	"Uggghhhhhhh" Tell me about your problems.
Recspecs 05.03.12	People taking everything so goddamn literal.
artificialbox 05.03.12	goddamn literals
Recspecs 05.03.12	Yeah dude what the fuck.
Eclecticist 05.03.12	I could use 1 of 4 ways to interpret what you are saying. I could use the literal rule and interpret it literally. I could use the plain-meaning rule and interpret it for it's ordinary meaning. I could use the golden rule and interpret it based on what you may have meant it to be by assessing your character or I could use the mischief rule and interpret what you are saying based on the issue that you may be trying to solve. I chose to be literal. Get at me. Bro.
Dashy 05.03.12	There's this girl on the playground I like, but some other kid likes him. She is hottest girl in Elementary school. What to do?
andcas 05.03.12	make em say uuuuuuh.
ChuckyTruant 05.03.12	Haha eclecticist stop breaking out ur psychology major knowledge everywhere
Recspecs 05.03.12	You are literally a faggot for that.
Maniac! 05.03.12	http://turntable.fm/mangasm IN
ChuckyTruant 05.03.12	Who is
Recspecs 05.03.12	I'll be on in a little bit when my computer stops being gay. Eclecticist is the faggot.
Maniac! 05.03.12	all of you
ChuckyTruant 05.03.12	O I c
Eclecticist 05.03.12	"Haha eclecticist stop breaking out ur psychology major knowledge everywhere" Hm I guess that I forgot to mention that I am also a law major and that those are the four main ways of interpreting statutes. "Eclecticist is the faggot." I will have you know that I am interpreting that contextually.
Recspecs 05.03.12	Stop being a contextual and tell me about your problems.
Maniac! 05.03.12	I think of ways to murder people and rape their dead bodies, daily.
Eclecticist 05.03.12	Also I tried to enter mangasm but it fucked up.
Recspecs 05.03.12	"i have a problem sometimes i have to wait for the bus for 5 or 10 minutes and i get really bored" Might I suggest masturbation at the bus stop?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"I think of ways to murder people and rape their dead bodies, daily." Carry out your desires, with discretion.
macadoolahicky 05.03.12	Deviant raped me. What do I do?
AtomicShane 05.03.12	join the club
pizzamachine 05.03.12	I don't have a problem. What do I do?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"Deviant raped me. What do I do?" I'm assuming you went to a rave with him. You assume he gave you ecstasy, but it was actually a roofie. Don't be ashamed, this happens a lot. You did the right thing by coming out about your attack. The special victims unit will handle your case with precision and care. You are in safe hands. I'm sorry he dropped the bass in your asshole, wub wub nigga.
Recspecs 05.03.12	"I don't have a problem. What do I do?" Go to your local strip club with a lot of single dollar bills.
Turtlestlker 05.03.12	who is the bitch in your profile picture?
Recspecs 05.03.12	Gabrielle Aplin
Fluttertrank 05.03.12	"I'm sorry he dropped the bass in your asshole, wub wub nigga." lol
WillieDimension 05.03.12	teach me how to tie proper knots
ncguitar 05.03.12	There is this girl in my class who gives sexual pleasure to (a) teacher(s) in exchange for good marks, and brags about being so smart. What should I do?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"teach me how to tie proper knots" That is not a legitimate problem, consult your local boy scout troupe. "i dont know how to flie a kite" Tough luck nigga, youtube that shit.
Cells 05.03.12	gaza is turth
WillieDimension 05.03.12	i dont know where it is help me locate it
Recspecs 05.03.12	"There is this girl in my class who gives sexual pleasure to (a) teacher(s) in exchange for good marks, and brags about being so smart. What should I do?" If she is willing to fuck your nasty ass teacher for some grades, you can blackmail the fuck out of her and get pleasure from it. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
Recspecs 05.03.12	"i dont know where it is help me locate it" Lick your finger, stick it in your ass, and hold it up against the wind.
Cells 05.03.12	my cat got run over and i jotted down the license plate what do i do
WillieDimension 05.03.12	i was doing that before though
Recspecs 05.03.12	"my cat got run over and i jotted down the license plate what do i do" You hunt down the bastard and then fuck that car in the tailpipe like a champ.
Cells 05.03.12	do i get extra points if i disembowel hia dog
bungy 05.03.12	The escalator I want to go up isn't moving. How do I get up there now?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"i was doing that before though" Take your still soggy finger that smells like asshole and go to your local library. They should assist you.
WillieDimension 05.03.12	awful idea you are an idiot
Recspecs 05.03.12	"do i get extra points if i disembowel hia dog" Yes, but you must masturbate immediately on the dog's corpse using the blood as lubricant. "The escalator I want to go up isn't moving. How do I get up there now?" Catdaddy up the escalator. If you don't know what that is then go listen to 2.
johnnyblaze 05.03.12	i dont like trimming my pubes
Recspecs 05.03.12	"i dont like trimming my pubes" I'm assuming you are asian?
bungy 05.03.12	I don't have time hurry I'm trapped!
Recspecs 05.03.12	"I don't have time hurry I'm trapped!" Try to shimmy up the sides of the escalator. Make sure there is a healthy, stout woman below you to catch your fall just in case.
ChuckyTruant 05.03.12	There's this faggoty guy on the Internet! I don't know how to defeat him!
Recspecs 05.03.12	"There's this faggoty guy on the Internet! I don't know how to defeat him!" 1. If his name is AsoTamaki, spam his shoutbox and tell him all his lists suck. 2. If his name is auberginedreams, just call him a racist homophobe and I'm sure you can handle it from there. 3. If his name is Kellerdeck, tell him Rest sucks and his personal army will flame you. turntable.fm/mangasm
Sirob 05.03.12	well see recspecs i got one bitch and she fine as hell but she aint know bout dis other bitch i got who i got a kid with and see dey both said they was gunna come over tomorrow at tha same time and imma have to choose a bitch, which one do i pick recspecs?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"well see recspecs i got one bitch and she fine as hell but she aint know bout dis other bitch i got who i got a kid with and see dey both said they was gunna come over tomorrow at tha same time and imma have to choose a bitch, which one do i pick recspecs?" Cut one in half and fuck have a threeway with the two body halves while the other flees in terror.
Devastator 05.03.12	^sounds like a cannibal corpse song
Recspecs 05.03.12	Devastator please state your query in the form of a problem.
Devastator 05.03.12	My apologies. I called one of my girlfriends friends a c.u.n.t. I hate the bitch but my girl says I should apologize. What do I do my good sir?
Recspecs 05.03.12	"I called one of my girlfriends friends a c.u.n.t. I hate the bitch but my girl says I should apologize. What do I do my good sir?" Tell that bitch to make dat ass clap and drop it low bring it back bring it back bring it back hit dat ass and then fuck her in the bathroom at the club and then make her OD on heroin like a champion.
macman76 05.04.12	I think Jane doe is ok, what should I do?
Recspecs 05.04.12	"I think Jane doe is ok, what should I do?" Listen to 2 and reconsider several things you are doing with your life.
Devastator 05.04.12	Someone suggested I listen to Abandon all Ships after I recommended Poison the Well to them. Do I murder them?
BloodSweatandBeers 05.04.12	i have a problem, oh boy is it ever a doozie a user named recspecs made a fucking awful list what do i do
Recspecs 05.04.12	"Someone suggested I listen to Abandon all Ships after I recommended Poison the Well to them. Do I murder them?" No, quite the opposite. Invite them into your home and proceed to titfuck the hell out of them. Chances are, it is a either busty scene chick or a fatass goth nigger.
Recspecs 05.04.12	"i have a problem, oh boy is it ever a doozie a user named recspecs made a fucking awful list what do i do" Report that user, maybe the mods will find it in their power to delete the list.
Devastator 05.04.12	"No, quite the opposite. Invite them into your home and proceed to titfuck the hell out of them. Chances are, it is a either busty scene chick or a fatass goth nigger." It was a guy.
Recspecs 05.04.12	A guy? Then yeah, murder is your best alternative.
Wolfhorde 05.04.12	I'm lacking Jamaican Blue Mountain lately. Can I go on a detox rampage now?
Scoot 05.04.12	can't beat athletico madrid in fifa 12
SCREAM! 05.04.12	Is it a problem that I just got drunk on rum alone and spent an hour listening to Alestorm? Cause, not gonna lie, it was pretty fun
Recspecs 05.04.12	"I'm lacking Jamaican Blue Mountain lately. Can I go on a detox rampage now?" Consult your local hospital for detox. "can't beat athletico madrid in fifa 12" Listen to 2 and reconsider how you play FIFA. Play with Arsenal and have Theo Walcott outrun everyone.
Wolfhorde 05.04.12	No no, it's not about the detox. It's about the rampage.
Recspecs 05.04.12	"Is it a problem that I just got drunk on rum alone and spent an hour listening to Alestorm? Cause, not gonna lie, it was pretty fun" No, sometimes you just have to jam hard and be like "FUCK THA HATERS YOLO NIGGGGAAAAA"
Recspecs 05.04.12	"No no, it's not about the detox. It's about the rampage." Raid your local armory, and rape as many children as possible.
SCREAM! 05.04.12	"No, sometimes you just have to jam hard and be like "FUCK THA HATERS YOLO NIGGGGAAAAA"" So far that's the best use of YOLO I've seen SO FUCK YEAH hard jams errday Seriously though being here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySFu5VbNyEE has basically given Alestorm a permanent boost in my mind (got a fist bump from the singer while he was crowdsurfing UNINTENTIONALLY)
Recspecs 05.04.12	Yeah dude I'll check them out.
Samshine 05.04.12	my bestfriend stinks
Recspecs 05.04.12	"my bestfriend stinks" Is your best friend a guy or girl?
Samshine 05.04.12	boy
SCREAM! 05.04.12	"Yeah dude I'll check them out." A lot of people hate them and I can actually understand why but they are one of the funnest bands in metal right now IMO.
klap 05.04.12	shower
Recspecs 05.04.12	Well tell him to grow a pair, take a shower, fuck some chicks, throw back a few, go to deathcore show and bro out, maybe even sleep naked in the snow. He will come back friendly than ever. Mark my words. Or tell him to listen to 2.
Samshine 05.04.12	he goes by the name of scoot :3
SCREAM! 05.04.12	"Well tell him to grow a pair, take a shower, fuck some chicks, throw back a few, go to deathcore show and bro out, maybe even sleep naked in the snow. He will come back friendly than ever. Mark my words." Fuck that, folk metal shows are where it's at. Mark my words
Wolfhorde 05.04.12	"Raid your local armory, and rape as many children as possible." Won't do the latter, but thanks for the primary advice. We should be having some MGs and some nice custom H&Ks lying around.
Scoot 05.04.12	hah
Recspecs 05.04.12	"he goes by the name of scoot :3" Well sleep with him geez problem solved. "Fuck that, folk metal shows are where it's at. Mark my words" Yes, along with a stout of fine ale.
SCREAM! 05.04.12	stout is a type of beer ale is another type of beer I prefer ales personally but get your shit together man!
Recspecs 05.04.12	Fuck dude I'm American and a freshman in college, I go to parties and drink shitty beers and liquor lol.
SCREAM! 05.04.12	Buy yourself some good liquor at least and by the time you're done with that people will be giving you shitty beers. It's a win/lose instead of a lose/lose
Recspecs 05.04.12	Yeah that's what I usually do.
Spec 05.04.12	I feel so good right now. Codeine alcohol smokes weed oh my gash
Foaming 05.04.12	I got 99 of em, and a bitch ain't one.
Recspecs 05.04.12	Spec and Foaming, please state your query in the form of a problem.
ChuckyTruant 05.04.12	1. If his name is AsoTamaki, spam his shoutbox and tell him all his lists suck. 2. If his name is auberginedreams, just call him a racist homophobe and I'm sure you can handle it from there. 3. If his name is Kellerdeck, tell him Rest sucks and his personal army will flame you. turntable.fm/mangasm it wasn't any of those people
Recspecs 05.04.12	Considering DinoX is gone, those are the only faggots left on the site.
Wolfhorde 05.04.12	"those are the only faggots left on the site." You forgot Progmaster.
Recspecs 05.04.12	"i posted a great list and people keep posting shitty ones and are going to bump it off the page, what do i do luke also did you like the movie/get head" Track their IP Address and permafuck their bandwith. No that is tonight. Did you watch Nine Dead? "You forgot Progmaster." He is 12 years old so I don't want to be a bully.
jdennis31 05.04.12	'me do i have a problem? yea. i got a lot of problems. worried about retirement, bird flu, swine flu, h1, n1, r2d2 whatever it's called now i can't keep up with it. my back's been hurting for three months, i should see a chiropractor but i don't know if my insurance covers that so i'm a little nervous about that. i need an oil change but i don't remember when 3000 miles is, the federal reserve is stealing all our money but we can't audit them, i'm a few years from getting a finger up my asshole to see if i have cancer in my asshole. see i got a lot of problems but a bitch ain't one.'
Spec 05.04.12	Fuck you specs you douche turd
jdennis31 05.04.12	how's that codeine 420 treatin ya. i'm actually jealous. wanna relaxxxxx...
Spec 05.04.12	That was all last night. It's a good mix, so relaxed and happy.
jdennis31 05.04.12	yea no kidding. list and recspec responses reminds me of raydon randel's dreams from blue mountain state.
johnnyblaze 05.04.12	you didnt help me! i'm not asian and i still hate trimming my pubic hair (btw i'm french-canadian so i have a lot of pubic hair). plz help!
Recspecs 05.05.12	"you didnt help me! i'm not asian and i still hate trimming my pubic hair (btw i'm french-canadian so i have a lot of pubic hair). plz help!" Become flexible enough to where you can suck your own dick and hopefully that will aid in milking your prostate.
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	I recently had car problems
Recspecs 05.05.12	Please state your car problem and be specific.
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	Well it's fixed now. I just had to replace my alternator and battery. Shit was a bitch cause everyone that tested my battery said it was perfect but they only tested for volts and not cranking amps. I didn't know this at the time so I basically didn't know what the fuck was going on with my car.
Recspecs 05.05.12	Well do you have any other problems? I'm on a roll right now.
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	Nah not really. I'm about to move to Portland in a few days. I'm sure I'll have some problems for you in a week or so
Recspecs 05.05.12	Well be sure to let me ASAP, I could save your life ya know.
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	I have had the same dream every night for my entire life. I get drunk go to the zoo and end up murdering 7 1/2 people.
Recspecs 05.05.12	"I have had the same dream every night for my entire life. I get drunk go to the zoo and end up murdering 7 1/2 people." The natural response would be to fulfill your dream and lay down your brother by the fire and make love to him. I suggest a different solution. Take your brother to the zoo, buttfuck him in the bathroom with a homeless man filming, and then gruesomely murder them both. Take 7 1/2 people back to your house and make love to them by the fireplace.
Emim 05.05.12	"If there was an icicle up your ass it would melt. Unless you are dead but then the temperature of the room you are in would melt it as well." this guy needs an demonstration
Recspecs 05.05.12	Emim please state your query in the form of a problem.
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	Certainly you are a prophet of some sort
Recspecs 05.05.12	My middle name is Hakeem Olajuwon.
Emim 05.05.12	i keep wanting to shove icicles up people's asses
MuhNamesTyler 05.05.12	Everyone needs to have a dream
Recspecs 05.05.12	That is not a problem mimsy. I assume you are into kink?