LeBron James and Kendrick Perkins both seem butthurt, and ESPN seems bored. List is pretty rself-explanatory. "I'm an easy target; if someone wants to get a point across -- just throw rLeBron's name in there. You could be watching cartoons with ryour kids and you don't like it, ryou say, 'Blame it on LeBron.' If you go to the grocery store and they don't have the milk that ryou like, you just say, 'It's LeBron's fault.' " -LeBron James.
Double Nickels On the Dime
Turning on your tv to find that your projection lamp?s life has ended. LeBron?s
|2||Crash of Rhinos|
Losing your debit card and finding 3 charges from Checkers. Really? Couldn?t
find anything better than that? LeBron?s fault.
New drug and alcohol free sputnikers will now call themselves edge. Especially
the high schoolers. As well as not knowing who Ian MacKaye is. DinoX?s fault.
And LeBron?s fault.
|4||The Lawrence Arms|
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Aids. LeBron?s fault.
The Greatest Gift
You have shitty musical tastes and now you're butthurt because a user like pit
ripped you a new asshole. Blame LeBron.
On the Impossible Past
Being searched by the police while trying to enter the UGA vs. South Carolina
game because you?re suspected to be smuggling something in your pants, when
it was just your dick. LeBron?s fault.
The Other Side of Darkness
It?s Always Sunny in Philadelphia getting progressively worse the last few
seasons. LeBron?s fault.
Chrysler?s Super Bowl half-time commercial being filmed in New Orleans and
L.A. instead of Detroit. LeBron?s fault.
Unloading ?mud-butt?, then realizing you?re out of toilet paper. LeBron?s fault.
Missing cat from Hawaii found in Ohio. LeBron?s fault.
Switching to Geico did not save me 15% or more on my car insurance. Fuck
Accidentally changing webpages while making a list and having to start over.
Egyptian soccer. LeBron?s fault.
Summer of Lust
Getting into a barfight with a best friend, and making amends shortly after, yet
still getting arrested an hour and a half later for battery even though no one
was pressing charges. On top of that, slapping on a family violence tag on the
charge since the friend is a roommate and making one feel like Dax Shepard
from Let?s Go to Prison. LeBron?s fault.
|15||John K. Samson|
Wasting your time reading someone's shitty attempt at a list.
Not my fault.