wacknizzle: Funny Song Titles...

savagecabbage 12.11.12	puss crust tit dander - don't trust the crust (AOTY)
sixdegrees 12.11.12	and there's your album
eternium 12.11.12	Only pornogrind bands and Anal Cunt have dumb song titles like these.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	Daughters, The Great Redneck Hope etc etc do, those white-belt bands. Sorry I didn't differentiate from trve grind @eternium
sixdegrees 12.11.12	"Only pornogrind bands and Anal Cunt have dumb song titles like these." totally gonna use that one
eternium 12.11.12	I listen to those bands too but Daughters is the only one I really appreciate (unless Me and Him Call It Us counts).
wacknizzle 12.11.12	Spazz grind era bands like The Sawtooth Grin, Me And Him Call It Us and metalcore bands like Curl Up And Die had goofy song names. It's more associate with metalcore-ish grind.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	Yeah they count
eternium 12.11.12	I am aware of that. However, the more ridiculous and longer the song titles the worse the band typically is.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	You probably don't like The Great Redneck Hope but they had awesome titles that were sometimes long but they were definitely funny, and the songs were actually good imo.
eternium 12.11.12	They're an okay band.
eternium 12.11.12	To be fair, I find The Locust both hilarious and great.
Spec 12.11.12	"and there's your album" Needs about forty more one minute songs.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	GIVE ME MORE TIME SPEC!!!
eternium 12.11.12	imo, grindcore albums should try to be no longer than twenty-five minutes.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	agreed
sniper01 12.11.12	even shorter is okay.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	Canada Songs and Behold The Fuck Thunder are both under 10 minutes lol
sniper01 12.11.12	nuh uh canada songs is 11 minutes u noob
Ignimbrite 12.11.12	splinterdick gorefuck
wacknizzle 12.11.12	i couldn't tell i only have it spotify not in my itunes! lol
JustJoe 12.11.12	List needs Math Rock.
ApexPredator 12.11.12	I lit your baby on fire I kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
LloydNewgreen 12.11.12	"Only pornogrind bands and Anal Cunt have dumb song titles like these." And shitty post-hardcore bands.
wacknizzle 12.11.12	Neil Perry - Lineage Situation (screamo) It doesn't really pertain to any one genre, it was just a thing in dem days. I'm not sure where the silly song titles of bands in the early 2000's came from.
witchxrapist 12.11.12	please shit all over me, i love it satan would sit in the smoking section, but he hates the creepy waiter did you ever notice "stat" is "tats" backwards? dude that's so tribal whoa frankenstein, i didn't program you to make out with boys
Ignimbrite 12.11.12	I've always thought it would be fun to make a grindcore band (it could be a one-man thing) whose songs were all about the stresses of college life. Some potential song titles: Sexiled from my own god damned single Reeking of marijuana during Prospective Students Weekend The monthly feminist newsletter: And zero shits were given I consume 3500 calories every breakfast, much of it from tater tots I: I'm going to the gym after class and getting hella swole... II: Two hours later - fuck no I'm not Putting off my calc homework until the morning of I: Hey, my name's Ryan... what's yours? II: Well, I'm sorry, but you can't expect me to remember the name of every drunk Friday night hookup... Ramen for breakfast, ramen for lunch, ramen for dinner Everyone in my class is a total fucktard
climactic 12.11.12	some of these just sound like devil wear prada song names
wacknizzle 12.12.12	@witchxrapist: Yeah TGH has the funniest song titles. @climatic: Not at all really, atleast mine are better. Hopefully u guys noticed that 4 and 5, 12 and 13, 21 and 22, 23 and 24, 25 and 26 are connected, I just couldn't fit the whole title in one bar.
sniper01 12.12.12	i love you even though you're a zombie now
HitlerIsPissed 12.12.12	Only pornogrind bands and Anal Cunt have dumb song titles like these. [2] and emmure
witchxrapist 12.12.12	and tech grind bands... oktober skyline - i am ____, hear me philosophize see you next tuesday - let's go halfsies on a retard good christians don't get jiggy with it till after marriage honey, i've never had sex that wasn't awkward tower of rome - 15 year olds dude, 15 year olds girl's who smoke cigarettes gross me out to the max abbreviating words can be time efficient; for example, i'm going to die tomorrow by "leath injetch" he who corrupts: young boy attacked by bees (boy is allergic to bees) young boy gets cancer (after smoking your ass) my unbearable battle with keyboard semen a small electrical fire in my pants pushups for jesus daughters - nurse, would please prep the patient for the sexual doctor a room full of hard ons and nowhere to sit down pants, meat shit the ghost with the most jones, from indiana as the sun sets - while others attend chat rooms with erections i've run over black cats that were luckier than me insect warfare - freebase diarrhea amphetamine psychosis hummingbird of death - get a brain! morans birdflesh - night of the ultimate mosh bowelthrasher the spaghetti strangler funny ice-dwarf goatrider leprosy on jeopardy
witchxrapist 12.12.12	pants, meet shit*
Sapientlife 12.12.12	I tried reading #1 out loud. I can't help myself from laughing
wacknizzle 12.12.12	Now that's the spirit Sapientlife
AtomicShane 12.12.12	let me try i just fisted a horse, now eat my cannoe?
witchxrapist 12.12.12	oh man dude vs dude brah (where's the party at?)
Sapientlife 12.12.12	my newest song will be called "wow! I was 5-way molested in one direction, by One Direction!"
Sapientlife 12.12.12	for some people, it's the only genre ever
Greyvy 12.12.12	25 is really fucking gay... I don't have any song titles but if i were to ever be in a grindcore band i would name it Pigeonfucker. Just sounds fitting
Relinquished 12.12.12	spazz - heynerdshovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com
wacknizzle 12.12.12	Sometimes She Tasted The Way Burnt Plastic Smells http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnaZPlKxdz8 Best song ever
wacknizzle 12.12.12	The American Government Is Like The Fat Dumb Bully Who Sits In The Back Of The Classroom Shoving Cheeseburgers and Mountain Dew Down His Throat Shouting "Fuck Yeah", We are Doomed.
wacknizzle 12.13.12	Wow I should have just named this list Funny song titles in the first place instead of grindcore because it's not particular to any one genre.