lyon1535
12.25.11 | I'm crucifying Jesus
Banging in the nails!
And I am so happy
Because old Jesus failed! |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | Tiger Lilies
m/ |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banging in the nails
I'm b-b-b-b-bang in the nails! |
lyon1535
12.25.11 | I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp. |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | that song is so catchy |
lyon1535
12.25.11 | I sing it all day |
Trebor17
12.25.11 | He was born in summer or some shit anyway |
lyon1535
12.25.11 | Is there even any evidence he was born at all? |
Trebor17
12.25.11 | probably
He didn't have magic powers though |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | I do |
lyon1535
12.25.11 | I can change water into kool aid, so you should probably start some churches in my honour. |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | Praise Lyon The Gifted Transcriber |
lyon1535
12.25.11 | Ovrot can be my deputy messiah. |
Ovrot
12.25.11 | m/ |
KillerTape
12.26.11 | There are no historical writings of Jesus until a long time after he supposedly died. The fact that nothing was written about him, given how important he and his crucifixion were supposed to have been, until much later by people who did not live at the same time as Jesus, makes it pretty obvious that he never even existed. |
Pachelbel
12.26.11 | Well we have the Shroud of Turin which proves..
Oh wait that was a hoax by the Church lol |
iFghtffyrdmns
12.26.11 | list needs Dangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xneLanPLnV4 |
KillerTape
12.26.11 | ^hahaha |
