OneMoreRoland: Thenewreview.net

InAbsentia 04.21.11	Cool profile pic. That's exactly why sputnik exists. /thread
cupidstunt 04.21.11	people here are dickriders too
Departures 04.21.11	Site actually really sucks, came across it awhile ago. The design is nice but the review are garbage like you said.
OneMoreRoland 04.21.11	I can't believe all the idiot users on the site that praise each review like its the best thing they ever read. "Thanks guys! I agree this is a very solid release, what stopped me from giving it a higher score was the overall lack of surprises. I love those wow moments music provides us, like a killer bass drop or an awesome solo." - Actual comment from staff member.
Electric City 04.21.11	im trying to find something id want to read on that site. its tough!!
pedroia55 04.21.11	Terrible reviews, but I do like that whole "Replay To Comment" thing they have.
OneMoreRoland 04.21.11	Electric City, read the "show reviews" for good laughs. It usually just talks about how much they moshed
Duderino 04.21.11	i liked the part where they gave the new winds of plague a 4.5/5
tkxxx7 04.21.11	Well if I ever feel insecure about my writing I might go on there and post one of my more mediocre reviews and wallow in praise.
DDconjoined 04.21.11	they just gave Graviton a 3.5 as well.. poofs
iFghtffyrdmns 04.21.11	OH DEAR GOD tjhere is no excuse for me
tkxxx7 04.21.11	oh look, Emery is emo now
tkxxx7 04.21.11	wait a minute... there's a comment on the Emery thread that's exactly the same as one of the Sound Offs here
Departures 04.21.11	Conspirafuckingcy.
OneMoreRoland 04.21.11	This was a conspiracy. To get them a whole bunch of publicity.............................................. nah
tkxxx7 04.21.11	Reminds me of those cheesy local hardcore bands that are always screaming about some conspiracy or another (they're watching you, etc)
LegendofPittman 04.21.11	On Amia Venera Landscape: "This seems all over the damn place. What kind of music would you call this?" Reply: “endoftheworldcore.”
tkxxx7 04.21.11	lol
This Life is Genocide 04.21.11	lol
Departures 04.21.11	Bad at reviews, great at genre determinism.
tkxxx7 04.21.11	that reminds me, I was gonna make a song list today
This Life is Genocide 04.21.11	reviews aren't that bad, just lol at those ratings.
Departures 04.21.11	I wonder who's worse, the elitists on here or the elitists on there?
Acanthus 04.21.11	I enjoy their design, but otherwise am not impressed and really haven't been since I started coming to this site.
Duderino 04.21.11	the posters are WAY too posi and jovial on that site i thought this was fucking HARDCORE
OneMoreRoland 04.21.11	WHY ARE THEY SO HAPPY?
iamdisappoint 06.25.11	Hey everybody :) I am having a blast reading all these comments. So much love in the air. Can't you just feel it? Ha! I find it hilarious that a few of you complain about TNR and how "happy" and "positive" we are. I guess you guys must have really miserable lives or something. C'mon fellas, it's okay... You don't have to hate everything about your lives. :)
Trebor17 06.25.11	i am disappoint
Ire 06.25.11	lol awful site leveler 5/5
Satellite 06.25.11	made it through the first sentence of the abr review and decided the site's worse than lemonparty
Ire 06.25.11	i literally couldn't make it past the first paragraph without laughing
Satellite 06.25.11	sorta made me feed a modicum of pride to be a member of this site i still hate you, ire
Ire 06.25.11	: )
kickstarter 06.25.11	Easy to talk about shitty reviews when none of you have any reviews posted here.
Deviant. 06.25.11	There is really no way around it. August Burns Red has done it again. Their new album, Leveler, will destroy – level, if you will – anything in its path. After almost a decade and four albums later, August Burns Red has become the band they were always destined to be. From the opening scream of “Skyscrapers, earth movers, ground breakers!” to the ending verse where Luhrs passionately shouts “I forgive you!,” this album speaks to every aspect of the human psyche. It is quite clear that August Burns Red is a diverse group who have all survived dramatically different life experiences. This blending of emotions and experiences gives this album a depth that has been severely missed in music as of late. My new favourite site
Deviant. 06.25.11	"Easy to talk about shitty reviews when none of you have any reviews posted here." I have 74, hello
Trebor17 06.25.11	Music has been missing depth as of late. August Burns Red saves the day.
Satellite 06.25.11	"Easy to talk about shitty reviews when none of you have any reviews posted here." the reviewers i berate on this site can run to that defense, but not you, you fucking jizzjar
kickstarter 06.25.11	Deviant. - you didn't post a comment above, did you?
tkxxx7 06.25.11	are you retarded
Deviant. 06.25.11	I did just make fun of the abr review
tkxxx7 06.25.11	he meant above his first post, but regardless, he obviously didn't check everyone's profile to see if they posted any
kickstarter 06.25.11	That comment wasn't here when I posted that. tkxxx7: And usually a question should be followed with a question mark. Helping you out so you don't make the same mistake twice.
Deviant. 06.25.11	Oh right. Still, the last time I checked the ability to read gave you authority to comment on the written word
pedroia55 06.25.11	...I would rather be happy than be a hipster...
pedroia55 06.25.11	I SAW THAT SPELLING ERROR DEVIANT.
Deviant. 06.25.11	Can I read one of your reviews please Kickstarter? If you are from that site that is
Deviant. 06.25.11	"I SAW THAT SPELLING ERROR DEVIANT." it was like elmer fudd was typing lol
Ire 06.25.11	i really don't know how to respond to such a stupid comment.
Satellite 06.25.11	i really wish more music would blend emotions and experience. :/
Ire 06.25.11	"Still, the last time I checked the ability to read gave you authority to comment on the written word" i'll use this one
kickstarter 06.25.11	I'm not from there. Never been to that site before. Don't really give a shit. But the nameless, faceless social outcasts over on THIS site keep it crowded with so much trolling negative bullshit that it's hard to sort the quality from the shit. We need better fucking moderation here.
tkxxx7 06.25.11	"That comment wasn't here when I posted that." I just said that. read before you waste your time. helping you out so you don't make the same mistake twice. Oh wait
G3N3R1C 06.25.11	dickstarter
Trebor17 06.25.11	If no one argued, this site would suck ass. "Hey, do you like the new ABR?" "I have no opinion."
Deviant. 06.25.11	"I'm not from there. Never been to that site before. Don't really give a shit. But the nameless, faceless social outcasts over on THIS site keep it crowded with so much trolling negative bullshit that it's hard to sort the quality from the shit. We need better fucking moderation here." There's an application form by the exit door. Close it on your way out
tkxxx7 06.25.11	Anyone asking that question deserves that answer
iamdisappoint 06.25.11	Misery loves company......gotta love it. Ha Ha! This is great!
Satellite 06.25.11	pretty sure most of us use our real names and aren't social outcasts. we are, however, assholes. it's nowhere close to as bad as it used to be.
Irving 06.25.11	At first I thought it was okay. Then I went to read a show review: "I won’t lie, I have a very soft spot for this band. Mostly because my sister, of all people, introduced them to me and anything my sister loves, I love (awwwww, Isaac has a heart)." hsdiugfbbfskbdk?!?!!!!!!
Ire 06.25.11	agreed/fuck off sat
pmmets07 06.25.11	i like your taste
pedroia55 06.25.11	Agreed Mr. Satellite...
iamdisappoint 06.25.11	Irving - you are talking crap about one of your own man.....he is known as This Life Of Genocide or Dante Alighieri (or Isaac as we like to call him) on here.
Irving 06.25.11	LOL IS IT REALLY THIS LIFE IS GENOCIDE?! LOL! ¡QUé HERMOSO! ¡UN SOLO DE LA GUITARRA DEL MASTODONTE!
Irving 06.25.11	I guess an apology of sorts is in order....?
Satellite 06.25.11	haha