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08.10.15 Words That Mean Things #308.06.15 Saw Neurosis
07.25.15 Funeral Ranked07.22.15 Maryland Deathfest
07.13.15 A Beautiful Day for Music06.21.15 Dig Diggy Digs
06.12.15 If I Wasn't Here...05.29.15 Alligator Ranked
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I Was Pretending To Be A Crab... order to show my friend how to freak someone out of fighting you. In response, he tried to show me how you could just knee the person pretending to be a crab in the face, because they're down so low. But...he accidentally actually kneed me in the face, and gave me a very painful black eye in the process. I got a CT scan yesterday though, to see if i had an "orbital blowout fracture," and I don't. So that's good.
1My Dad Vs. Yours
Little Symphonies
2The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble
From the Stairwell
3Stars of the Lid
And Their Refinement of the Decline
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