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I'm The Shit

Performed a poem in front of...probably close to a hundred people today during school. Pretty damn proud of myself. Here are a few songs that in their own way, reinforce what a flawless human being I am.
1The National
All the Wine

I'm a perfect piece of ass, and all the wine is all for me
2Counting Crows
Rain King

Don't try to bleed me, 'cause I've been there before, and I deserve a little more
Ape Dos Mil

You can't trust a man who's a governor, and you can't trust me
Refused Are Fucking Dead

A naive young secret, for the new romantics, we express ourselves in loud and fashionable ways
5Mac Davis
It's Hard To Be Humble

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way
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