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Samshine's Worst Of 2011

2011 has brought us some good tunes, but unfortunately with the good comes the bad. Here's my top 15 worst songs of this year.
15Lil Wayne
How To Love

Not only does he sound stuffed up when saying ?how to love? in the course, the entire song is unbearably annoying. I hate this guy with a passion, tried to cut him some slack for this song.. no.. just no.
14LMFAO
Sexy and I Know It

Lmfao, famous for their catchy beat in ?party rock anthem? is now poisoning our radios with this awful, repetative song. Thanks for giving every guy at a club an even bigger ego when this song comes on. Also.. the whole penis dance thing... yeah..
13Willow Smith
21st Century Girl

Alright, I understand that Will Smith had a daughter and the chick is obviously famous for it.. but that doesn?t mean you should throw her into the music industry for the soul purpose of being someone?s daughter because this my friends, is the outcome.
12Wiz Khalifa
Black and Yellow

Thank-you Wiz, for giving all the wanna-be gangster douche canoes in my hometown something to blare out of their shitty Honda Accords the day they get their licenses.
11Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Adventures Of Rain Dance Maggie

Coming from one of my favourite bands of all time, this is upsetting. Although my expectations weren?t high in the first place.. i thought these guys could actually pull something decent together. By replacing Frusciante with a cow bell.. I beieve RHCP has hit an all time bottom low.
10Limp Bizkit
Shotgun

Guess this song is kind of like a metaphor for their career..Thirty seconds in, it sounds like it's been going on for three minutes...Then, it proceeds to carry on for well over four. Welcome back Limp Bizkit, welcome back.
9Hot Chelle Rae
Tonight Tonight

I don?t think you could understand my hate for this song. I mean, the song is bad, but the lyrics are even worse.
8Bruno Mars
The Lazy Song

So, as if i couldn?t hate bruno mars anymore...This is a song about jerking off and sleeping in a Snuggie all day. So rather than staying home and doing that, Bruno Mars wrote a song about it, and we have to listen to it.
7Martin Solveig and Dragonette
Big In Japan

This one managed to sneak in here last minute to knock out her former song, ?Hello? which features the same repetative bass line that sounds like a constantly skipping record. Weirdly enough, this song seems to use the exact same fucking beat, just in a different pitch along with a group of 13 year old girls spelling out star over and over and over.
6Kay
My Name is Kay

Wow.. The first time i heard this song i thought it was a joke. It pisses me off that stupid drunk ass party bitches will be screaming this at the top of their lungs, and actually like it.
5Design the Skyline
Surrounded by Silence

True, I don't have the taste for ?metalcore? but this is so weak even i could kick these guys? asses. Victory Records picks up a group of skinny white kids for there ?looks? (which resemble 50 year old women trying to re- create themselves) and told them that the whole music part will come in time.
4BrokeNCYDE
U Mad Bro

Yeah, i'm mad that this band exists. Sounds like some sort of twelve year old rap mixed with a shitty x-mas carol. I don?t even know what to say.. this just makes me mad.
3Korn ft. Skrillex
Get Up

Omfg im so hxc becuz i listen to skrillex, i
2Rebecca Black
Friday

Alright, i get that this is terrible. I just don't see the need for people posting this shit all over facebook and screaming out "it's friday friday gotta get down on friday" for the next 459684058 fridays to come.
1Lou Reed and Metallica
Pumping Blood

I don?t think i have to describe this one. We all know. Congrats on making the worst combination possible.
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