|Don't Hate Because I'm Beautiful|
Hate because I fucked your Dad....
HEROIN- I mean lets face it bro Heroin is like the coolest, especially when poor people get hooked on it and steal and rob places to get more.
Menace To Sobriety
WEED/POT/NUGGETZ/DOPE/STINKY DOO DOO- I mean bro weed is just the fucking 2nd coolest like when you chill with your bros and you like smoke so much weed bro its awesome.
|3||Jack Johnson |
On and On
Ecstacy- BRO!!!!! fucking rolls bro, they're totally the 3rd coolest cuz you get awesome names that consist of the colour of the pill and something dumb that got stamped onto it bro! like Purple Vaginas or Yellow Supermans or Black Madonnas either way they all melt your brain stem. BRO ITS SO FUCKING COOL
The Fame Monster
ACID- Dude acid so completely kick ass cuz you get to like do it and then the next morning hear all your freinds make up shit that they saw the night before cuz they tripped so much harder than you did bro, so fucking hard.
SPECIAL K- I ain't talkin about the delicious breakfast cereal bro. I'm talking straight up horse tranqs. The fuck you know about TRANQS bro?
No Time To Bleed
MUSHROOMS- Mushies bro, the fucking coolest except for all these other ones bro you trip so much fucking harder from mushies bro i'm telling you also its like from nature and shit and its good for you, give it to babies bro.
No Strings Attached
PILLS- bro i love blowin pills bro, any kind really bro its so cool like esspecially painkillers and like its the coolest when kids get hooked on them because they think that its not heroin but it is.... BROOOO
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Rufilin- BRO DATE RAPE? seriously bro its so dope
ALKEHALL- bro booze is the coolest like when I hang with my hipster bros I drink PBR cuz they're poor and thats all they can afford anything else BUT THEY LIKE THE TASTE REALLY! and when I hang with my college bros I drink NATTY LITE BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love drugs I really do I fucking hate straight edge kids, I've never met one that wasn't a pretencious little fuck who thumbed their nose at everyone but at the same time i know that people that define themselves by the drugs they do are idiots. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO