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|An Opethian Dream|
Inspired by TheSpaceMan.
My Arms, Your Hearse
I'm asleep. I'm stood in the middle of a desolate forest (presumably a Harlequin one) and I'm looking through the trees. Suddenly, some guy comes running towards me shouting "Hey dude, have you heard the news?! Opeth are streaming their new album!"
Confused, I turn round and say "But the album isn't released for another 2 months!" Somehow, the dude pulls a laptop out his back pocket and begins to play the stream to me.
'Cusp of Eternity' kicks in with a Heritage like lead, with the album art revolving slowly. The art depicted Mikael stood in what seemed to look like the dark backdrop of a forest, with a shiny light above his head. Bear in mind, there were multiple forms of Mikael scattered all over the screen.
After the Heritage like lead, a soothing wind-chime like sounds begin to play. Out of absolutely nowhere, Mikael kicks in SCREAMING! Bellowing the words 'THE SCREAAAAAAAAAMS ARE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!'
Instantly, I'm transferred to a busy high street in the middle of Liverpoool, screaming in peoples faces "THE FUCKING SCREAMS ARE BACK!" Needless to say, many of them were displeased and contacted the nearest policeman.
Next thing I know, the policeman walks over with a face I can't quite make out. He continues with his face down until he is literally stood two inches away from my face.
He lifted his hat up and, with a grin, revealed himself...it was MIKAEL FUCKING AKERFELDT!!!!
In a comedic tone, Mikael uttered "So, what do you think of the new record?" Unable to speak, I just nodded in absolute terror/awe. Working up the courage, I said "Ye, its fucking amazing dude but...why are you a policeman in Liverpool?"
He chuckled, and uttered "I'm Mikael Akerfeldt, I am here there and everywhere". Next thing I know, Mikael is gone and I'm stood in line at the local HMV music store.
I have a copy of 'Pale Communion' in hand as I approach the counter. As I walk towards the counter in disbelief as to what just happened, he was there again. Mikael Akerfeldt serving me in the store!
He took the CD off me and said "Thanks for the support James, catch you in Manchester on our upcoming tour".
Without warning, I am then awoken from my slumber by my Mum. Needless to say, I was fucking pissed...
Apostle in Triumph
Still Day Beneath the Sun
The Roundhouse Tapes
|I'm probably missing out some shit, but man I love dreams!|
|My Masvidal sex dream >|
|"I'm stood in the middle of a desolate forest (presumably a Harlequin one)"|
"Mikael kicks in SCREAMING! Bellowing the words 'THE SCREAAAAAAAAAMS ARE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!'"
|glad I could help you remember your wet dream haha|
|"Out of absolutely nowhere, Mikael kicks in SCREAMING! Bellowing the words 'THE SCREAAAAAAAAAMS ARE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!'"|
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing omg I love you Pleb
|Dude, the album will have screams it has to! Its a sign!|
@TheSpaceMan Thanks again man.
|an orphan dreams|
|lol elbal hahaha|
|hahahaha bloody brilliant ^^. I'm with Rowan and keyblade:|
"Out of absolutely nowhere, Mikael kicks in SCREAMING! Bellowing the words 'THE SCREAAAAAAAAAMS ARE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!'" - classic comedy gold
|It actually happened though haha, I didn't wanna wake up :/|
|that's one helluva way to ignore subtlety ^^|
|You sir, have made my day. |
|It made my dreams, nps man.|
|lol. This is hilarious and awesome.|
|Ever had any Zao related dreams, Nate?|
|Only 1 and it was very vague. Don't remember it lol|
|I have dreams about Josh a lot|
Actually no they're just fantasies because they happen while I'm awake too
|"THE SCREAAAAAAAAAMS ARE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!" Holy shit I'm dying lmao|
|Its a sign!!!|
|hell yeah pleb|
|Wish my dreams were like this...|
|Don't we all.|
|you are so fuckin gay lol m/|
|I dreamt I was on Game of Thrones last night. Chillin with the Hound.|
|I can't control my dreams! Lucid shit failed :/|
|Woke up dry as fook dude, Mikael would've been pisd :/|
|you're getting odder and odder on here pleb|
|Well it was a dream dude, dreams tend to be strange!|
|list is awful btw|
|"I am then awoken from my slumber by my Mum"|
damn did she happen to notice a raging wet boner?
|When dreaming I'm guided to another world|
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
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|You are ridiculous. |
|lame and vaguely creepy|
|Best. Dream. Ever.|
|dreams are fantastic|
|did you jizz in the bed|
|yep 1 is best|
|lol how did i miss dis?|