Tim Bartolini

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Going To See Titanic Again Tonight

One of my favorite movies. Don't care if you think it's a stupid sappy story, it's still a really good movie in my book. Also, for the most part it is pretty historically accurate (minus Jack and Rose and all that shit, of course).
Blue Record

I wonder how many fish the Titanic killed when it went down.
2Devin Townsend
Ocean Machine: Biomech

It still surprises me how awesome the graphics and special effects are concerning the ship and all. The only issue was really the scenes where they showed the stars, but they actually fixed that for the theaters this year.
3In Mourning
The Weight of Oceans

Icebergs are overrated. This is what really fucked the Titanic over.
Glorious Collision

It really pisses me off when people laugh during the movie when people die or when they jump off the boat. Disrespectful and annoying as shit.
Morning View

I hope I'm not the only one that got pissed when Murdoch yelled "Hard starboard!" when they turned the ship left and "Hard port!" when they turned the ship right. One of the few things that really bugged me about the movie, even if it lasted a grand total of 15 seconds or so.

Those dead bodies at the end of the movie scare the shit out of me, especially the male that one of the people in the life boat picks up.
7Amon Amarth
Twilight of the Thunder God

The guy drowning Rose vs. Jack

Rose was smart to blow that whistle. I would never have thought of that. But I'm automatically stupid because this is one of my favorite movies so whatever.
9Parkway Drive
Deep Blue

It's a little creepy that I happened to see it in theaters last weekend late Saturday night. Ended up starting the movie exactly 100 years after the night that the ship struck ice and ended up finishing the movie exactly 100 years after the morning that the ship finally sank.
10In Flames
Lunar Strain

In all fairness, Michael Bay and George Lucas would have made some decent contributions to the movie: v=dJxj1mou03M
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