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|A Tribute To Meatplow!|
I think that the handle "Meatplow" is totally excellent. It is eloquent, to the point and rich with meaty excellence. Even the way it is typed out on-screen is wonderfully understated... like Shaft! Only with a much less obvious phallic reference! Or, it could just be a reference to the Stone Temple Pilots song: "Meatplow". No one will ever know for sure, but we do know this- his reviews are well written, his lists are great, and his name carries the weight of a thousand rabid tigers. And so, I present, a tribute to you, Mr. Plow. Featuring a fine meaty theme. Keep doing what you do Mr. Plow, keep doing what you do.
|1|| ||Meat Shits|
Ecsatsy of Death
Much like Meatplow; quick, to the point and imbued with meaty deliciousness. There is a 90% chance this band is terrible, but hey, great name!
Stepping briefly away from general meatiness to focus specifically on Pork! The other carbonated white meat!
Uber death/grind bands are always a reliable source for Meat related themes. This band sucks but I have to commend the marketing effort.
Bat out of Hell II
Meatloaf? hate the food, hate the man. I would do anything to watch all of your albums ground up and sluiced through a fat wailing hermaphrodite?s vagina. Eat it Loaf!
20 Jazz Funk Greats
While not really meat in the truest sense of the word, it is a close relative and definitely not some pussy vegetable! I also chose Throbbing Gristle because of the Hamburger Lady track? which I do not believe is on this particular album? because I was too lazy to do the research.
Too High to Die
- Is the meat their puppeteer? Do they, so to speak, own a collection of puppets constructed from meat? Or are they, and in fact all of us, simply meaty puppets at someone (or something?s!) mercy? What does this say about humanity? Can?t say I know for sure, but I do know that my dad has owned a copy of this album since I was only a wee little lad and I still haven?t bothered to listen to it.
Chicken 'N' Beer
It?s not racist because it is an album by an American fellow, possibly of African descent, whose name implies that he addresses the day?s goings-on in an absurd fashion.
....it's where you keep the meat....
? it?s the place you keep the meat during a specific stage during its preparation for consumption?. Or it?s wHeRe yOU KEEp THE DECAPITATED REMAINS OF YOUR BUTCHERED FAMILY!! AHHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHGGGHH
|10||Meat Beat Manifesto|
A specifically tailored set of ideals, rules and approaches to the act of tenderizing one?s animal matter (or penis!) delivered between two slices of bread you were not aware you were eating. Didn?t they have a song on the Matrix soundtrack?
Meat is Murder
While I personally disagree, I do think that everyone needs a little Morrissey in their mouth? I mean iPod?
|12|| ||The Meatfuckers|
Born to Porn
Oh, well this is just swell! I mean with an album title like ?Born to Porn? I have to check them out. And hey, they love meat so much--- They Fuck It!
|needs more boyd rice feet masturbation|
|meatplow is cool, he knows his shit.|
|yeah he should be promoted next time around|
|I got some good headphones based on his talking about them.|
|Creepy, in the nicest way possible I'm sure though|
|midnight meat train|
|What is this awfulness. |
|"needs more boyd rice feet masturbation"|
who is this guy
|nobody else wants to stroke my ego|
|the meat puppets rock|
|haven't heard most of this list actually|
there was something by Meat Beat Manifesto in some Liam Howlett mashup I listened to which was pretty cool
also, download my music
|12 looks funny|
|I will check your music out man! I figured you might actually see a bit of humour in this... been taking in a lot of cool music based on your recs long before becoming a reviewing member of this site. I haven't heard quite a bit of this list honestly... most of it is just nonsense with a meat theme that can be easily ripped on. |
Keep it up!
|thanks man, appreciated|
idk where the normal squad of users who follow me around are must be on vacation. cunts
|love u haz|
|It's not so much that they follow you, it's more you leave a trail of bread crumbs behind|
|thanks Mitch you've always been a class act to follow|
Deviant. what can I say. My favourite (and probably the only) New Zealander I know
unless you aren't from NZ and i've been mistaken all along
|So is this like the official thread where we come and jerk on Meatplow?|
|Yay 2, 5, 6, 10 and 12|
|"jerk on Meatplow?"|
how does one "jerk on" something, it just doesn't work guy. unless you mean to ejaculate or something, but there are a hundred other descriptors that work better than "jerk on"
if you are so inclined, jerk on at will
|THROW A TACK ON THE ROAD STOP THE MEAT PLOW|
|Yes, I did, in fact, have the thought of ejaculating on you Plow|
|:') love you bb|
"THROW A TACK ON THE ROAD STOP THE MEAT PLOW"
I got a brother and... he shows me how
to understand, yeah, to understand
|idk why some posts in lists can't break paragraphs and some can|
|When you edit your posts in lists it fucks up the formatting|
|i don't think any editing was involved in this instance|