Kris.
11.25.11 | OH AND I GIVE BLOWIES AND MAKE SAMMICHES IN THE BAND TOO JUST A LITTLE PERK |
someguest
11.25.11 | DO THE VOCALIST AND DRUMMER STILL HAVE SEX |
Kris.
11.25.11 | DEPENDS ON WHICH VOCALIST IF ITS ME THEN YES |
curseworship
11.25.11 | ALBUMS 1-7 ARE CLASSIC IF YOU DON'T THINK SO YOU NEED NOT FUCKING APPLY |
Kris.
11.25.11 | ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THEIR FUCKING SICK AS FUCK AND METAL AS SHIT EP HESHER THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE |
wabbit
11.25.11 | ...i can drum like phil selway...can I join. |
Kris.
11.25.11 | NO |
curseworship
11.25.11 | RABBIT ISN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO WATCH OUR SHOWS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE AWESOME |
Kris.
11.25.11 | M/ICKELBACKS FIRST STUDIO ALBUM TURN IT UP TO NICKELBACK IN STORES APRIL 2012 READY YOUR ANUSES MOTHERFUCKERS |
someguest
11.25.11 | MICKELBACK > RUSH |
curseworship
11.25.11 | OUR SECOND ALBUM SHOVING A NICKEL THROUGH YOUR BACK OUT MAY 2012 |
Kris.
11.25.11 | MODS NEED TO FEATURE THIS SO WE CAN BE EXPOSED TO THE MASSES CHANNING WHERE ARE YOU |
curseworship
11.25.11 | CHANNING WAS BORN TO BE OUR NUMBER ONE GROUPIE
ID FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA HIM BACKSTAGE |
Scoot
11.25.11 | MICKJAGGERLEBACK |
Kris.
11.25.11 | I CAN ALREADY SEE IT THIS WHOLE SITE IS GONNA BE LIKE OUR FAN PAGE EVERY LIST IS GONNA BE LIKE WHOS RUSH I WANNA LISTEN TO M/ICKELBACK SO BAD THEIR WEINERS ARE SO BIG AND THEIR MUSIC MAKES MY PENIS HARD |
PeterKlaven
11.25.11 | sounds cool |
curseworship
11.25.11 | PRETTY SURE YOU MEAN BEST BAND TO EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER |
Kris.
11.25.11 | SOUNDS COOL LOL YOU PROBABLY LIKE RUSH AND SHIT BRO ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS FUCKIN BITCHES DRINKIN BEER AND PLAYING FUCKING METAL WE'RE THE BEST BAND IN EXISTENCE CUZ EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD CAN RELATE TO US WHO DOESNT LOVE FUCKING BITCHES AND DRINKING PAST THE LETHAL LIMIT PLUS OUR MUSIC IS SO FUCKING METAL EVEN NICKELBACK HAS GIVEN US PROPS WHICH IS LIKE A TOTAL HONOR TO US BECAUSE THEY ARE GODS OF ROCK |
redskyformiles
11.25.11 | hi. |
wabbit
11.25.11 | what about animal collective? |
curseworship
11.25.11 | NICKELBACK WAS QUOTED AS SAYING THAT WE GIVE THEM MEGAHUGE BRONERS |
someguest
11.25.11 | SUCKS |
curseworship
11.25.11 | AWWW SHIT ADAM THOMAS UP IN THIS BITCH TO TEACH YOU LADIES A LESSON IN MUTHAFUCKIN PINCH HARMONICS, HOLD ON TIGHT TO YOUR PUSSYHOLES |
Kris.
11.25.11 | ADAM THOMAS IS THE QUIET ONE IN THE GROUP EVERY BAND HAS ONE BUT ONE SIP OF ALCOHOL AND HE WAKES UP IN LIKE UGANDA AND SHIT HE'S ONE NASTY MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER SEEN A CRAZIER FUCK |
Counterfeit
11.25.11 | i drum |
curseworship
11.25.11 | FEIT WE NEED YOU TO DO SIKKK GUEST RAPZ |
Kris.
11.25.11 | DO YOU JAM TO NICKELBACK OR ARE YOU SOME FAIRY THAT LIKES LIMP BIZKIT |
curseworship
11.25.11 | YOU DO NOT DIS THE BIZKIT OR YOU WILL EAT ONE KRIS |
Kris.
11.25.11 | IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION JOSH TRYIN TO SIFT OUT THE POSERS ONLY TRUE METALLERS FUCK WITH THE BIZKTI |
redskyformiles
11.25.11 | KRIS SHUT THE FUCK UP! FRED DURST IS A FUCKING LEGEND. LEGEND! |
puma35
11.25.11 | "NICKELBACK WAS QUOTED AS SAYING THAT WE GIVE THEM MEGAHUGE BRONERS"
fucking lol |
Kris.
11.25.11 | HEY ADAM DID YOU NOT READ MY PREVIOUS POST YOU ILLITERATE FUCK |
curseworship
11.25.11 | ALL THESE SO CALLED LEET DRUMMERS ARE TOO SCARED TO LIVE UP TO THE GREATNESS HERE |
someguest
11.25.11 | MEG WHITE NEEDS A JOB
BUT SHE'S A WOMAN AND I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A CHODE |
tkxxx7
11.25.11 | My CAPS LOCK button is broken, so |
curseworship
11.25.11 | MEG WHITE HAS A HUGE DICK I DUNNO WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION |
Relinquished
11.25.11 | what is this i don't even |
curseworship
11.25.11 | U PLAY DRUMS BRO |
Relinquished
11.25.11 | yes |
Relinquished
11.25.11 | u have pizza |
Kris.
11.25.11 | MEG WHITE GOT SOME TIT OL BIGGIES IDK IF WE CAN HAVE HER AROUND TOO MUCH OF A DISTRACTION |
curseworship
11.25.11 | RELINQUISHED WE ALWAYS HAVE PIZZA AND BOOZE BROSKI NOW ALL WE NEED IS A VIDEO OF YOU DOING BLAST BEATS TO HOW U REMIND ME |
Relinquished
11.25.11 | but idk how i remind u |
Kris.
11.25.11 | GOD WHERE ARE THE EAGER FANBOYS WANTING TO BE OUR DRUMMER |
Relinquished
11.25.11 | hey i heard mike portnoy is lookin for work |
Kris.
11.25.11 | CAN HE BLASTBEAT AND IS HE DOWN WITH THE NICKELBACK |
curseworship
11.25.11 | NVM GUYS I GOT THE REV ON THE PHONE, HE'LL DO IT |
Kris.
11.25.11 | OH THANK GOD I REALLY ENJOYED IHS DRUMMING ON THEIR SELF-TITLED AND NIGHTMARE |
curseworship
11.25.11 | HE SAID HE ISN'T DEAD, HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR A PROJECT LIKE THIS TO COME AROUND BECAUSE HE LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN NICKELBACK, METAL, AND TICKLE FIGHTS. HE ALSO SAID HE HAS A LOT OF SPARE DRUGS |
Kris.
11.25.11 | FUCK YEAH WE CAN ALWAYS USE MORE DRUGS DURING RECORDING WHEN CAN HE START |
curseworship
11.25.11 | HE ALREADY WROTE ALL THE DRUM TRACKS AND HE WILL BE AT MY HOUSE BY SUNDAY. HE SAID HE IS BRINGING BITCHES |
InAbsentia
11.25.11 | WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE |
curseworship
11.25.11 | PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY |
Kris.
11.25.11 | RELEASE PARTY SUNDAY NIGHT RIGHT
CAN I GET MY NICKELBACK EP IN STORES SUNDAY NOV 27TH |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | this will seriously suck unwiped hairy asshole
listen to Neurosis |
Knott-
11.26.11 | loool |
Kris.
11.26.11 | NEUROSIS LOL MORE LIKE BITCHOSIS |
bringonthebreakdown
11.26.11 | you know im down |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | Bitchosis... yeah it's that kind of creativity that is reassuring me that this will suck unwiped hairy assholes. |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO WHO AREY OU EVEN NO ONE KNOWS YOU YOURE NOT DOWN TO PARTY AND FUCK AND DRINK WITH US YOU'RE SOME KINDA BITCH LOL GET OUT OF HERE |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | Id rather drink alone and listen to Neurosis than ever be seen with your gay ass that sucks hairy unwiped asshole. |
Kris.
11.26.11 | LOL BRO BITCHES DONT KNOW WHO NEUROSIS IS HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA GET LAID WITH THAT ATTITUDE JUST GET OUTTA HERE YOURE KILLIN MY BUZZ WITH YOUR PATHETIC SHIT |
curseworship
11.26.11 | LIMBSANDJOINTS QUIT USING YOUR TEARS AS LUBE AND FUCKING RECOGNIZE GREATNESS |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | My tears work just fine and his greatness can suck the unwashed taint of Michael Moore for all I care. |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | ok kris now that u made fun of neurosis i can tell ur band is gonna suck monkey cock |
Kris.
11.26.11 | IS MICHAEL MOORE DOWN WITH NICKELBACK CUZ IF SO I PROBABLY WOULD AT LEAST MICHAEL MOORE RECOGNIZES TALENT AND SHIT YOU'RE JUST SAID YOU AREN'T US BRO ADMIT IT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE WHEN WE TOUR TO YOUR CITY YOUR HOUSE WILL BE THE FIRST VISIT ON OUR LIST AND THERE WILL BE A CRATER WHERE IT USED TO STAND BECAUSE THATS HOW WE FUCKIN PARTY BRO |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | monkey cock |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO NEUROSIS IS COOL I WAS JUST MESSIN WITH THIS KID I LIKE THEIR NEW ALBUM CMON RELINQUISHED DONT BE A BITCH |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | what new album u nig nog |
someguest
11.26.11 | HEY KRIS I JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF OCEANO I THOUGHT IT WAS A SLUDGE BAND LET ME BE DRUMMER |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I DIDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT NEUROSIS WTF RELINQUISHED |
Kris.
11.26.11 | GIVEN TO THE RISING BRO NEW LATEST WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BRO ITS ALL IVE HEARD FROM THEM BUT ITS METAL BRO THEY OBVIOUSLY TAKE A LOT OF INFLUENCE FROM THE NICKELBACK |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO ALEX IF YOU WANNA BE DRUMMER WE NEED A VIDEO OF YOU BLASTBEATING TO HOW YOU REMIND ME OK |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | This website featured an obvious ratard.
Listen to Neurosis. |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | listen to more neurosis |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | omg limbs we think alike |
Kris.
11.26.11 | OK RELINQUISHED I WILL BUT IF EVERY NEUROSIS FAN IS LIKE LIMBSANDCOCKS HERE I MIGHT NOT BE DOWN WITH THEM CUZ THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY TAKES POLE UP THE BUM AND ISN'T COOL |
curseworship
11.26.11 | ALEX IF YOU THINK LIKE A LONELY FAG THEN YOU THINK LIKE LIMBS |
someguest
11.26.11 | LOL YOU USED MY REAL NAME
CAN I HAVE AN EASIER SONG? HOW YOU REMIND ME IS SO FAST. |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO ALEX IS SOMEGUEST JOSH
OK YEA THATS TRUE HOW YOU REMIND ME IS PRETTY FAST
IF YOU CAN DRUM TO ROCKSTAR AND PROVIDE A VIDEO YOURE IN |
curseworship
11.26.11 | RELINQUISHED IS ALSO ALEX SO CONFUSEDDDDD |
Kris.
11.26.11 | WHAAAAAA MIND BLOWN |
someguest
11.26.11 | THAT'S BECAUSE ALEXS RULE
AND I'LL WORK ON THAT VIDEO, AND I'LL TRY TO PUT ON CLOTHES BEFORE I RECORD |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | wat |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HOLD UP BRO WE ALL PLAY NAKED LIVE ANYWAYS MIGHT WANNA RETHINK THE CLOTHING THING |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | Wow another group of ratards getting naked because their music isn't good enough. Good luck with your insignificant genitalia you assfuck. |
Kris.
11.26.11 | RETARD*
WHOS THE RATARD NOW, DUMBASS |
someguest
11.26.11 | WELL I JUST DON'T WANT THE FANS TO SEE ME BEFORE WE PERFORM LIVE
MIGHT RUIN THE SURPRISE |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I DON'T WEAR A TUBE SOCK I LET THAT SHIT HANG FREE BECAUSE I AIN'T SELF CONSCIOUS OF SHIT. PLUS STOPPING A SONG EACH TIME I GOTTA DROP MY PANTS FOR POON GET ANNOYING AFTER THE THIRTIETH TIME IN TEN MINUTES |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | You RATARDS couldn't get laid even if you were hetero. |
someguest
11.26.11 | WHAT IS HETERO
SOUNDS SO 60'S |
Kris.
11.26.11 | LOL DUDE GIVE UP YOURE PATHETIC YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME JOSH ALEX ADAM AND KIT WE ARE THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKRS ON THE PLANET AND NOTHING WILL STOP US AND PLEASE STOP SPELLING RETARD WRONG IT MAKES YOU LOOK RETARDED |
curseworship
11.26.11 | SAYS THE GUY JACKING OFF TO WoW CHARACTERS |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I PRONOUNCE RETARD LIKE THAT GUY IN HANGOVER BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE THE BEST MOVIE EVER AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE TOPICAL AND HILARIOUS |
Kris.
11.26.11 | FOR THE HANGOVER 3 THEY SHOULD JUST HAVE A SOUNDTRACK FULL OF NICKELBACK SONGS BECAUSE EVERY SONG IS SO RELATABLE |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | You guys are to music what Rush Limbaugh is to broadcasting... a fucking incurable cancer. |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | u guys are wasting time |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | Listen to Neurosis |
Kris.
11.26.11 | GOOD EVERYONE HAS US AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA LEAVE THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT BRO |
someguest
11.26.11 | WE'RE PLAYING THE NEW YEARS DAY PACKERS GAME |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I HAVE EVERY NEUROSIS ALBUM I KNOW MY SHIT FAGS |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | Only a ratard would take it as a compliment |
curseworship
11.26.11 | THE SUPER BOWL IS OUR HALFTIME SHOW |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HEY WE JUST WANNA THANK DETROIT FOR LETTING OUR FAVORITE BAND EVER PLAY AT THEIR HALFTIME GAME IT WAS A FUCKING INSPIRATIONAL AS FUCK PERFORMANCE |
someguest
11.26.11 | YEAH GO UNITED WAY
GREAT ORGANIZATION |
Kris.
11.26.11 | LOL HE SPELLED IT RATARD AGAIN THIS KID IS LIKE 12 YEARS OLD NO WONDER HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE FUCKING ROCKIN MUSIC |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | ANDY AT YOUR SERVICES |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | hey curse what album is Descent from |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO ANDY YOU WANNA BE A ROADIE FOR US WE DON'T FUCK WITH ACTUALLY SETTING UP EQUIPMENT THATS FOR PEONS LOL WE JUST SIT IN THE BACK FUCKIN BITCHES N DRINKIN BEER |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | I'M A DRUMMER YOU SILLY WILLY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | OH YEAH BRO SEND US A VIDEO OF YOU BLAST BEATING TO ROCKSTAR AND WE'LL CONSIDER YOU
WE ALREADY HAVE ONE SUBMISSION |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | answer me curse |
someguest
11.26.11 | I'M THE DRUMMER ALREADYYYYYY |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | By rockin music you must mean a desperate attempt to make an overly commercialized band look underground by putting blast beats and tremolo picking in their songs while screaming the words. Wow, I would definitely feature that. Asshat ratard. |
Kris.
11.26.11 | LOL RATARD HAHAHAHAHA GOD THIS KID IS FUNNY
IDK IF WE ALL AGREED ALEX IM SORRY BUT WE NEED TIME TO DELIBERATE |
Asiatic667
11.26.11 | LimbsandJoints sucks chubby chode for money |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | hey curse what neurosis album is Descent on |
curseworship
11.26.11 | BRO TIMES OF GRACE I GOT A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON AND IM ON MY PHONE EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL CRY GOOGLE OR SOME SHIT LIKE A FAG |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO ANDY WHAT THE FUCK YOU GAVE A NICKELBACK ALBUM A 1 YOU'RE OUT BRO GTFO OF HERE |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | 'CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCK STARS DADADADADADADADDADADADADADADA
GOOD I CAN SEE IT ALREADY |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | woah bro calling me a fag do u even know who I am |
curseworship
11.26.11 | BRO WE WOULD NEVER TREMOLO IT IS ALL ABOUT PINCH HARMONICS |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | 1's can mean 5's ya know ya silly goose |
someguest
11.26.11 | I LIEK YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET |
curseworship
11.26.11 | YOU ARE THE GUY THAT GETS ANNOYED AT ME BEING A RETARD ON WYLIE'S FB |
Kris.
11.26.11 | NO WAY BRO THATS INEXCUSABLE
JOSH DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH ACCEPTING ALEX AS OUR DRUMMR |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | do you even know who I am curseworship |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | So much dumb in one place. God damn these Ratards |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I THINK ALL OF OUR FINALISTS NEED TO HAVE A ROYAL RUMBLE FOR THE HONOR |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | U FUCKER |
Kris.
11.26.11 | IDK BRO WE ONLY HAVE ONE FINALST RIGHT NOW WE CANT ACCEPT ANDY CUZ HE HAS A NICKELBACK AT A 1 AND ANOTHR AT A 1.5 WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT NICKELBACK ALBUMS ARE AUTO 5S |
spillingmercury
11.26.11 | LimbsandJoints sucks chubby chode for money
Isn't that what m/ickelback is looking for though? |
curseworship
11.26.11 | DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT BIKERS THAT ONE TIME |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | no |
curseworship
11.26.11 | ALEX IT IS, ANDY SORRY BRO BUT IT IS JUST MUSICAL DIFFERENCES |
someguest
11.26.11 | YES
I WILL ROCK |
Kris.
11.26.11 | WELCOME TO M/ICKELBACK ALEX WE KNOW YOU WILLBE A ROCKIN EDITION TO OUR FUCKING ROCKIN BAND STAY TRUE TO THE NICKELBACK |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I GUESS I HAD YOU MISTAKEN BUT IN MY DEFENSE I NEVER CALLED YOU A FAG |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | You guys are fucking LAME |
curseworship
11.26.11 | ALEX YOU ARE PAST WANTING TO BE A ROCKSTAR BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE CONGRATS |
someguest
11.26.11 | I AM SO HAPPY
I WILL BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP ROLE MODEL |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | 11/25/11 NEVA FORGET |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO ANDY THAT ROADIE POSITION IS STILL OPEN JUST SAYIN |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | already forgotten |
curseworship
11.26.11 | ALEX MAKE SURE TO PICK UP YOUR SWEET NEW LEATHER JACKET ON MONDAY
ANDY ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMPETING |
IAmHollywood
11.26.11 | CANT WAIT FOR THIS M/ICKELBACK IS GOING TO BE AOTY 2012 NO DOUBT EVERYONE BETTER GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN |
someguest
11.26.11 | IS THE JACKET CUSTOM MADE |
pedroia55
11.26.11 | i'm a drummer and i love nickelback |
curseworship
11.26.11 | OF COURSE IT IS IT SAYS YOUR NAME ON THE FRONT AND THE BACK CALLS EVERYONE YOU DIDN'T LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL A STUPID FAG |
curseworship
11.26.11 | SORRY PEDROIA WE ALREADY ORDERED THE JACKETS |
Kris.
11.26.11 | GUYS PIRATE RADIO IS ON THAT MOVIE IS WHAT TRUE ROCKERS SHOULD WATCH ITS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES THAT THE ROCK INDUSTRY OVERCAME AND FEATURES A LOT OF ARTISTS THAT INFLUENCED NICKELBACK ITS A GREAT MOVIE |
someguest
11.26.11 | AWESOME
I FOUND OUR BAND LOGO: http://i.imgur.com/avWRj.jpg |
Kris.
11.26.11 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT |
someguest
11.26.11 | A SMALL ALIEN I THINK |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I THOUGHT OUR LOGO WAS CHAD KROEGER CURB STOMPING GOD I EVEN PUT IT ON THE JACKETS |
someguest
11.26.11 | THAT'S FINE FOR OUR ARENA SHOWS BUT WE NEED A LOGO FOR THE SMALL VENUE SHOWS WE DO TO APPEASE THE HIPSTER FANS WE HAVE |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HOLD ON GUYS UPLOADING OUR LOGO RIGHT NOW |
Kris.
11.26.11 | http://imgur.com/UKg2b
YES
IT IS DONE |
curseworship
11.26.11 | GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE IS NOW |
Kris.
11.26.11 | I PAINSTAKINGLY CREATED THAT AND IT TOOK ME LIKE 300 HOURS TO GET IT JUST RIGHT |
someguest
11.26.11 | THAT IS AWESOME |
IAmHollywood
11.26.11 | SWEET JESUS THAT LOGO IS BETTER THAN SEX WITH A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN |
curseworship
11.26.11 | NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | "http://imgur.com/UKg2b"
haha that's perfect |
combustion07
11.26.11 | Y'ALL BETTER MAKE SUM BACKPATCHES FOR MY WAR VEST |
curseworship
11.26.11 | OUR ONLY MERCH HAPPENS TO BE CODPIECES |
Emim
11.26.11 | CONSIDER THE POSITION FILLED
KRIS
KRIS
KRIRRRIRIIRIRIRISISIISIISISSSSSISISISIIISISISIRRSISISISKKKSISIRSISISRSRISISIISISSSSSSSS
PICK ME PLZ |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO EMIM YOURE LIKE AN HOUR TOO LATE THE POSITION AHS BEEN FILLED SORRY BRO |
Satellite
11.26.11 | I LEAVE SPUTNIK FOR A FEW DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS |
Emim
11.26.11 | IT'S TOTALLY OK JUST LET THE OTHER GUY KNOW THAT HE CAN USE ONE STICK AND I'LL USE THE OTHER |
Emim
11.26.11 | I'M ALSO GOING TO NEED AT LEAST TWO OF HIS LEGS, MAYBE MORE |
Satellite
11.26.11 | "HE CAN USE ONE STICK AND I'LL USE THE OTHER"
- EMIM |
Electric City
11.26.11 | im down |
Emim
11.26.11 | WHAT I'M SAYING IS I NEED TO FEEL AT LEAST HALF OF HIS WOOD IN MY HAND TO BE SATISFIED |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I SAY WE HAVE MULTIPLE DRUMMERS, NICKELBACK IS TO COMPLEX FOR JUST ONE GUY ANYWAY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | OKAY GUYS THE LIST IS FINALLY FINISHED I PUT A LOT OF HEART INTO IT |
someguest
11.26.11 | IDK IS EMIM MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT
THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN TO TREAT TERRIBLY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | I THINK JOSH IS RIGHT TWO DRUMMERS WOULD DEFINITELY ADD TO THE INTENSITY OF OUR LIVE SHOWS PLUS THEY COULD GO FUCKING WILD AS FUCK IN THE STUDIO |
Emim
11.26.11 | I THINK I CAN HANDLE THE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF M/ISOGYNY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GONNA ROCK TOWNS LIKE A MEGATON FUCKING BOMB AND IMPREGNATE MORE WOMEN THAT YOU CAN COUNT PLUS WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE FUCK OUT LIKE OUR IDOLS NICKELBACK BRO ARE YOU UP TO THIS TASK |
Emim
11.26.11 | YO THANKS MAN
BEING THE 2ND DRUMMER FOR SUCH A LAND-MARK BAND IS TRULY AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HOLD UP BRO DONT BLOW YOUR LOAD JUST YET GOTTA CONSULT WITH JOSH FOUNTAIN |
curseworship
11.26.11 | Mimzy if you think you are up to it all I can say is get a vasectomy, because the pussy train never stops |
Emim
11.26.11 | OH SHIT SORRY MAN JUST SUPER EXCITED |
curseworship
11.26.11 | HEYHEYHEY WE ARE ALL EQUALS THEREBIS NO FIRST OR SECOND DRUMMER THERE IS ONLY THE DRUMMERS |
someguest
11.26.11 | WE'LL BOTH BE DOING BLASTBEATS SIMULTANEOUSLY FOR THE NEW ALBUM EMIM |
Kris.
11.26.11 | SO IS HE IN JOSH
YES OR NO
HE GETS MY VOTE |
curseworship
11.26.11 | IF WE WEREN'T SERIOUS WOULD WE HAVE A LOGO I FUCKING THOUGHT SO |
curseworship
11.26.11 | I SAY YES BUT HE IS ON PROBATION |
curseworship
11.26.11 | HOLY SHIT GONNA BE TH HEAVIEST BLAST BEATS EVER GONNA HAVE TO RENAME THEM BLAST BEASTS |
Kris.
11.26.11 | ALRIGHT ZACH WELCOME TO M/ICKELBACK YOU'RE ON PROBATION FOR NOW BUT FUCK ENOUGH BITCHES AND DRINK ENOUGH BEER TO KILL AT LEAST 30 OXEN AND WE'LL THINK ABOUT TAKING YOU OFF
GOTTA ROCK HARD
OR GET ROCKED HARD |
Emim
11.26.11 | I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
OTHER THAN WHAT IS PROBATION |
Kris.
11.26.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VMFdpdDYYA&ob=av2e
FUCKING GODDAMN CHRIST THIS FUCKING SONG ROCKS SO GODDAMN HARD
SOMEDAY
SOMEHOW
IM GONNA MAKE IT ALRIGHT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW |
curseworship
11.26.11 | NOT SURE YET BUT IT WON'T BE GROSS
PROBABLY |
Emim
11.26.11 | THAT'S FINE I'M DOWN WITH THAT |
curseworship
11.26.11 | YOU MIGHT JUST GET MORE FAT CHICKS BUT I THINK A PART OF YOU WANTED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE |
someguest
11.26.11 | YOU MAY HAVE TO CHUG TWO GALLONS OF SNOT
WHILE LISTENING TO SNOT (THE BEST BAND AFTER NICKELBACK) |
Emim
11.26.11 | MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' |
curseworship
11.26.11 | BY SNOT HE MEANS LIMP BIZKIT AND YOU MUST LOVE LB UNIRONICALLY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | IDK ABOUT SNOT BRO 3 DOORS DOWN AND THEORY OF A DEAD MAN ROCK PRETTY DAMN HARD AND DON'T FORGET HINDER OH MAN HINDER |
Kris.
11.26.11 | OH AND LIMP BIZKIT IF YOURE NOT DOWN WITH THE BIZKIT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE |
Emim
11.26.11 | COMING FROM THE LIPS OF AN ANGEL |
curseworship
11.26.11 | GUYS ALL I DID WAS SAY THE BANDS NAME AND GOT LAID THRICE THIS BAND IS LIKE A LARGE SCALE PUSSY FACTORY |
Kris.
11.26.11 | THE PUSSY TRAIN NEVER STOPS CHOO CHOO GET ON BOARD MOTHERFUCKERS BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE A CODPIECE TICKET TO GET ON |
curseworship
11.26.11 | GUYS JUST SO YOU KNOW AHEAD OF TIME MY PRESHOW RITUAL IS TO WATCH ARMAGEDDON WITH THE SOUND OFF WHILE PLAYING NAME BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS ON REPEAT, ALL WHILE GETTING BLOWN. YOU CAN JOIN ME BUT NO EYE CONTACT AND YOU HAVE TO CRY WHEN BRUCE WILLIS DIES |
Emim
11.26.11 | WHAT IF YOU ONLY SMELL LIKE FISH |
jdennis31
11.26.11 | " Jesus... loves marijuana" |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO GET LIKE ME I HAVE A STATUE OF THE KROEGSTER IN MY CLOSET MADE OF HIS ACTUAL HAIR BRO EVERY NIGHT BEFORE A SHOW I GET FUCKING SHITBOMBHAMMERED AND MEDITATE IN FRONT OF IT |
someguest
11.26.11 | CUZ THE SEX IS SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE MAD AT ME |
curseworship
11.26.11 | BY MEDITATE HE MEANS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE |
Kris.
11.26.11 | SHHH NO ONES SUPPOSED TO KNOW |
Kris.
11.26.11 | ITS JUST BETWEEN ME
AND CHAD |
curseworship
11.26.11 | ONE TIME THE REAL CHAD LET HIM DO IT IN FRONT OF HIM. IT WAS FUCKING TRANCENDENT |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | RATARDS!!! |
someguest
11.26.11 | YEAH SOME OF OUR FANS MIGHT BE SLOWER THAN THE OTHERS BUT THAT'S OK WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ENTERTAINERS |
Kris.
11.26.11 | ITS OK IF WE HAVE RETARDED FANS LIKE LIMBSANDJOINTS BY LISTENING TO OUR MUSIC HE WILL LEARN WHAT IS ROCKIN AND WHAT IS NOT AND MAYBE HIS SPELLING WILL IMPROVE TOO WHO KNOWS |
Emim
11.26.11 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO ARE SMART TO ROCK HARD |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | YOUR MUSIC WILL ALWAYS BE COMPLETELY RATARDED!! GOOD LUCK POLISHING A TURD YOU RATARDED RATARDS |
ShadowRemains
11.26.11 | thread is a giant win |
someguest
11.26.11 | YOU MEAN GIANT |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HEY MAN THIS BAND IS GIANT WIN WHO CARES ABOUT THIS THREAD I ONLY STARTED THIS THREAD TO FIND A DRUMMER AND WE WALKED OUT WITH TWO HOLY SHIT |
someguest
11.26.11 | YEAH |
Emim
11.26.11 | HOLY SHIT LISTEN TO THAT BASS DRUM
IT AIN'T METAL WITHOUT THE DOUBLE PEDAL |
Emim
11.26.11 | BUT WAIT WITH TWO DRUMMERS WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING QUAD PEDAL |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
MOTHERFUCKING BLAST BEASTS |
Sanders
11.26.11 | "YOUR MUSIC WILL ALWAYS BE COMPLETELY RATARDED!! GOOD LUCK POLISHING A TURD YOU RATARDED RATARDS"
YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD YOU TWAT, BUT YOU CAN COVER IT IN GLITTER AND SOAK IT IN M/ |
ohfoxxxycole
11.26.11 | excellent |
iAmJosh
11.26.11 | why is errbody writing in ALL CAPS? |
coneren
11.26.11 | better delete you on fb now |
CakeWithCream
11.26.11 | GONNA BE AOTY |
WeepingBanana
11.26.11 | FUCK AM I TOO LATE TO JOIN???? I WAS TOO BUSY DRINKING BEER AND FUCKING BITCHES LAST NIGHT TO SEE THIS THREAD BUT I REALLY WANNA JOIN. JOSH AND KRIS KNOW HOW METAL I AM SO I AINT EVEN WORRIED. WHEN'S THE FIRST PRACTICE? |
Emim
11.26.11 | PRACTICE?
YOU'RE FUNNY |
Counterfeit
11.26.11 | "ALMOST AS FUNNY AS THE TIME A BUNCH OF FAGS LIKE COUNTERFEIT PRETENDED TO LIKE LIMP BIZKIT...."
TALKIN SOME SHIT BRO?! |
MetallicOpeth
11.26.11 | lol sonic |
Kris.
11.26.11 | HEY SONIC YOU KNOW WHAT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS POSTING RETARDED REVIEWS LIKE THE ONES YOU POSTED YESTERDAY LOLOLOLOLOL MAN I WISH I WAS AS FUNNY AS YOU |
Counterfeit
11.26.11 | KRIS HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY DUDE RANCH REVIEW BET YOUD LOVE IT |
Kris.
11.26.11 | NA BRO I HAVENT IDK WHY SONIC IS GETTING SO BUTTHURT MAYBE ITS CUZ HE FINALLY REALIZED THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY AND THAT LIKE TWO PEOPLE ON THE WHOLE SITE ACTUALLY LIKE HIM OH WELL JUST GONNA KEEP ON ROCKIN |
Counterfeit
11.26.11 | This is where I belonggggggggggggggg. Remember being a teenager, remember how awesome it was? Fuck, I still am a teenager and loving it. I fucking dread growing up, getting a job having to worry about taxes n shit. I mean come on that sounds horrid. I enjoy being able to blaze up every day or drink and not have to fucking worry about everything. Shit, all there is to worry about as a teenager is school. But even that's easy shiiiitttttttt. But even though that's really it we STILL fucking worry about everything. From chicks and asshole parents n shit. Really there's no reason to worry, turn your swaggggggg on and you'll be fine. But even then, even then you's guys is worrying. Always worrying. Stop it. And yesterdayyyyyy I thought of youuuuu. But come on relationships are ovverrated she's just gonna dump your ass anyway. Come on just be like jayz he thugs em and fucks em but he doesnt fuckin need em. But you;'re not gonna listen to me and just gonna be screaming apple shampoo lyrics and emo lyrics over the guy she left your ass for. Or a new hope who knows you could get giant boners from star wars. But anyway yeah you should be screaming shit from like degenerate and dick lips come on thats what ya gotta do. But no youre singin from voyeur and waggy. Fuck I lost my train ive lost my train of thought here. We should probably talk about the album hahaha. Lazy laid back maybe youre just on crack. Anyway yeah blink writes like really personal shit that we can relate to its really cool. And plus tom really thrashes not slayer thrashin more like meggggaaaaadddeeeeettttthhhhhhh m/. the bass is prime too but the drummer is like really meh omg wheres travisssssssss??? fuck you scott fuck you. So yeah if you like thrashin riffs and personal yet fun lyrics you should really get this. But also like you may find toms voice grating but I mean come on he rules the whininess makes it. But still a lot of you will probs prefer mark but I mean come on theyre both prime quit hatin. ILL TAKE WHAT YOURE WILLING TO GIVE AND ILL TEACH MYSELF TO LIVE IN THE BACK SHOT OF A MOVIE IM NOT INNNNNNNNNN m/ m/ m /m/
oh yeah and like why leaveeee when you claim it as love but why stay when youre not the only onnneeeeee is like the best lyric ever.
SO SORRY ITS OVERRRRRRRRRR |
Counterfeit
11.26.11 | THATS HOW ITS DONE GENTS
..UNTIL IT GETS D'D BECAUSE THE MODS JUS HATE SOMETIMES |
wabbit
11.26.11 | You guys could open for downers band |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | sabbath does not approve |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO LOL SABBATH WHO CARES ABOUT THEM ITS ALL ABOUT NICKELBACK BRO |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | sabbath invented riffs |
Kris.
11.26.11 | AND NICKELBACK PERFECTED THEM COME ON BRO YOU CANT WIN THIS ANYTHING SABBATH DOES THE 'BACK DOES BETTER |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | I need to poop really bad |
Kris.
11.26.11 | THEN DO IT BRO BUT ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR POOPS ARE ROCKIN |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | No thanks i was gonna cut my wrist afterwards |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | i thought i saw u in my sleep DARLING
|
RosaParks
11.26.11 | this pretend to like nickelback in all caps meme isn't funny anymore just like this meme, DARLING |
Kris.
11.26.11 | BRO IM NOT DOWN WITH THAT CUTTING YOURSELF EMO BULLSHIT LIFE RULES I FUCK BITCHES DRINK PROFUSELY AND ROCK HARD WHY WOULD I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BRO YOU JUSTGOTTA KEEP ROCKIN AND KEEP YOUR CHIN UP
DARLING |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | ah okay |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | have you even heard motley crue |
Kris.
11.26.11 | we don't talk about motley crue
ever |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | have you even heard kate bush |
someguest
11.26.11 | NO BUT I SEEN IT |
Kris.
11.26.11 | no but i've played with kate's bush
SNAP |
someguest
11.26.11 | KATE'S BUSH
THE ONLY THING HAIRIER WAS HER TUSH |
RosaParks
11.26.11 | have you even heard neutral milk brotel |
Cells
11.26.11 | lol |
FrankRedHot
11.26.11 | Couldn't be hairier than that dead raccoon Demi has in her panties. |
coneren
11.26.11 | pit |
FrankRedHot
11.26.11 | cone |
coneren
11.26.11 | fuck dont make me angrier |
Cells
11.26.11 | an angry cone is a crazy cone |
curseworship
11.26.11 | CONE IS OUR ALCOHOLIC MANAGER YOU KNOW THE ONE WHO PARTIED IN THE 80S THEN COULDN'T HANDLE ALL THE ROCKIN |
Killerhit
11.26.11 | WHAT A FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE LIST. I LOVE NICKELBACK AND HOW THEY BARELY USE THE BASS GUITAR TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ABUSE THE GUITAR WITH IT SIMPLICITY THE DRUMS ARE JUST BUMBUBMBUMCHI WITH THEIR BLANDNESS AND THE VOCALIST WHINES WITH THAT NO-TESTICLE-DROPPED VOICE THAT HE HAS STILL USED AND HOW IMMATURE HE IS COMPARED TO THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS
I THINK THE GREATEST ALBUM IS PROBABLY BLACK HORSE |
Kris.
11.26.11 | ^^^ FAKE FAN PROBABLY HASN'T EVEN HEARD HERE AND HOW WHAT A FAG LOL |
LimbsandJoints
11.26.11 | I seriously hate all of you ratards.
Listen to Neurosis |
LoveYerBrain
11.26.11 | love u kris i approve
-ramy |
Kris.
11.26.11 | THANKS RAMYLAMY LUV U 2 |
Relinquished
11.26.11 | hey kris have you heard Enemy of the Sun |
LoveYerBrain
11.26.11 | thru silver in blud is better |
Blind
11.26.11 | is this gonna be a real thing please do it |
renegadestrings
11.27.11 | I WANNA HEAL I WANNA FEEL WHATR I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REALLLLL. I WANNA FIND SOMEWHERE I BELONG BECAUSE SOMEDAU SOMEHOW GONNA MAKE IT ALRIGHT BUTNOTTARIGHT NOW I KNOW YOU WANNA RERAAAEEEEEYYYY HEY HEY YEAHVNO. |
someguest
11.27.11 | IT RUNS EVEN DEEPER |
acorncheese
11.27.11 | god damn this shit is fucking gay. shame on you. |
Kris.
11.27.11 | LOL COMING FROM ACORNCHEESE THATS HILARIOUS |
acorncheese
11.27.11 | ur shit lame |
LoveYerBrain
11.27.11 | acorncheese is a homo
-ire |
someguest
11.27.11 | BRING IT ON MR. COOK WE WILL DESTROY YOU |
toxin.
11.27.11 | how did this get featured
list is 5/5 |
Leatherneck
11.27.11 | demo or gtfo |
omgraptors
11.27.11 | FEELIN' WAY TOO DAMN GOOD MAKES ME FEEL WAY TOO DAMN GOOD
lol
|
Spec
11.27.11 | dude the fuck is this |
Emim
11.27.11 | HEY YO KRIS |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
11.27.11 | Jewfish |
omnipanzer
11.28.11 | What a tremendous waste of time! |
Emim
11.28.11 | I'm pretty sure his time is useless anyway |
Aids
11.28.11 | this list/thread is so fucking unfunny, it hurts
I'm the only one I guess but yeah, this is dumb. |
Aids
11.28.11 | 'I'm pretty sure his time is useless anyway"
lol, so true (we're talking about RosaParks yeah?) |
Emim
11.28.11 | Yeah |
Hopelust
11.28.11 | "WHEN WE STAND TOGETHER IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL FUCKING SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIFE."
HAHAHAHAHA |
Kris.
11.30.11 | aww sounds like someones butthurt has got the best of him |
Kris.
11.30.11 | i'm not trying to be funny i'm trying to point out that you're a butthurt little bitch lol
OH MAN DELETED ME ON FACEBOOK TOO MY FEELINGS ARE HURT |
AngelofDeath
11.30.11 | Yeah, I've got to side with Avery on this one. List and thread are pretty dumb. |
Kris.
11.30.11 | yep just reporting you and your friend for being completely retarded
oh and then you reported me like 4 times
but whos shit got deleted?
hmmmm
don't b angry sonic maybe someday you'll get fat and people will think you're funny |
Kris.
11.30.11 | appealing to the masses |
Kris.
11.30.11 | yep deepthroated every last one of them my fault for not wanting to get banned from a place i've been coming to for 4 years yuuuuuuuuup |
Kris.
11.30.11 | yes oh man posting random wikipedia articles as reviews is so funny man oh man your sense of humor sure is abstract and clever |
Kris.
11.30.11 | lol god you're retarded |
Kris.
11.30.11 | lol god you're retarded |
Kris.
11.30.11 | you realize this whole thread was a joke right
like
josh and i were bored
and said fuck it
so i made this list
and you're taking it so damn far
and i'm laughing my ass off at jsut how pissy you are right now
i just wanted you to know that
you're retarded lol |
Kris.
11.30.11 | ok bro ok you're so right man i'm dumb this list wasn't funny at all dang so sad right now |
AngelofDeath
11.30.11 | "sonic = george carlin
kris = kid who got beef stewed in the benchwarmers"
lol |
Kris.
11.30.11 | so where exactly is this proof that you're funnier than me?
and where did i say i was trying to be funny at all? |
AngelofDeath
11.30.11 | lmfao |
Kris.
11.30.11 | lmao jesus i keep saying it but apparently it won't sink in you're a fucking retard |
Kris.
11.30.11 | right
ok |
Kris.
11.30.11 | YUP SONIC SURE I'M GONNA STROKE YOUR GIGANTIC E-PEEN AND CLAIM YOU THE VICTOR OF THIS VICIOUS INTERNET FIGHT DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD NOW |
bailar22
11.30.11 | kris is the tits
foad
bailamos |
Kris.
11.30.11 | YUP SONIC SURE I'M GONNA STROKE YOUR GIGANTIC E-PEEN AND CLAIM YOU THE VICTOR OF THIS VICIOUS INTERNET FIGHT DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD NOW |
someguest
12.01.11 | 4 out of 5 gays will have their cocks in sonic's anus during his lifetime |
KILL
12.01.11 | hahahha |
taylormemer
12.01.11 | I'm gonna request this be deleted. m/ |
taylormemer
12.01.11 | Fuck da mods |
Emim
12.01.11 | "don't b angry sonic maybe someday you'll get fat and people will think you're funny"
^^^ |
fr33convict
12.01.11 | edit: god damn it sputnik |
Zorak
12.01.11 | thread got gay |
fr33convict
12.01.11 | we can make it gayer |
Emim
12.01.11 | heyo |
Imploder
12.09.11 | ratard |
curseworship
03.11.12 | WE WILL RISE AGAIN |
omgraptors
03.11.12 | u say Justin Bieber,I say Nickelback u say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin u say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence u say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot u say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace u say Emenem,I say Linkin Park u say Jonas Brother,Isay Green Day u say Flowers,I say Drowning Pool 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DIE !!! |
DarthMann
10.18.12 | fuck u ire |
Ethics
10.18.12 | u say Justin Bieber,I say Nickelback u say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin u say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence u say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot u say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace u say Emenem,I say Linkin Park u say Jonas Brother,Isay Green Day u say Flowers,I say Drowning Pool 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DIE !!! |
Ire
10.18.12 | fk ub en |
ASnideRemark
10.18.12 | ALL CAPS IS ALL CAPS |
Kris.
10.18.12 | bEst list |
