TheAnalyzer
11.01.11 | Congrats on your promotion Irving |
KILL
11.01.11 | who |
omnipanzer
11.01.11 | yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
MetallicOpeth
11.01.11 | Definitely a solid reviewer. m/ |
AngelofDeath
11.01.11 | Hans must be really bored today. |
Scoot
11.01.11 | i mix up irving and inveigh more than i should |
KILL
11.01.11 | dude why havent you done sonic |
clercqie
11.01.11 | Feature plz! |
Adabelle
11.01.11 | I still can't accept that Sowing is called Steve. |
TheAnalyzer
11.01.11 | Sonic will be done someday. I need to store up some m/s |
omnipanzer
11.01.11 | Great one Hans. |
pizzamachine
11.01.11 | VING IS DA MAN |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | I think "Tan" is like, a surname or something.
Yeah Irving is my boo |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | Back off pizza he's mine |
Zettel
11.01.11 | Hahaha, this is very funny. Irving is great, sure. Also, he got promoted? Congratulations, it was about time. |
Aids
11.01.11 | hahaha I love this. |
bringonthebreakdown
11.01.11 | the analyzer should definitely make a comeback. |
BigHans
11.01.11 | Ill do one every once in awhile. |
Tyrael
11.01.11 | Irving Tan is indeed ZE MAN [2] |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.01.11 | this is seriously fucking awesome. you did him justice but of course were also super honest. way to fucking go analyzer/apparently Hans |
greg84
11.01.11 | LOL galore as always. Keep it up man. |
Waior
11.01.11 | yeah, this was awesome. revealed facets of irving I too had not discovered myself! very well written mate but uh..
"been away for almost a year now after taking a hiatus to globetrot and nail hot chicks in numerous foreign lands"
that's my description. |
BigHans
11.01.11 | fair enough Waior, and thanks |
Crysis
11.01.11 | Irving's a good guy. |
RosaParks
11.01.11 | elite sputnik user lol |
Waior
11.01.11 | haha I didn't even realise the analyser'd been revealed |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.01.11 | it has been so |
BigHans
11.01.11 | yeah Chan revealed it last year kind of spoiled the fun. The last 4 submissions prior to this one were from other users. |
luschlotz
11.01.11 | Hes awesome, wonder when he'll come online. . . |
Jethro42
11.01.11 | Irving aime bien jethro-quarante-deux et jethro-quarante-deux aime bien Irving. |
BigHans
11.01.11 | Yeah its odd we haven't seen him pop up yet. |
Jethro42
11.01.11 | Maybe it's currently the night in the Malaisia. |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | Yeah he's on a way different time zone than many of us. |
tkxxx7
11.01.11 | Irving sucks
my penis hurts |
BigHans
11.01.11 | For some reason I thought he was Canadian. |
Tyrael
11.01.11 | He lived there I think |
johnnyblaze
11.01.11 | i think he said he was in Ottawa for school and then moved back to some third world shit. |
Jethro42
11.01.11 | He actually spent some time in Canada for his studies, and he's now back home since couple of months. |
Jethro42
11.01.11 | There we go |
Irving
11.01.11 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | "...some third world shit."
lolwut? |
Jethro42
11.01.11 | Yeah not funny |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | Malaysia is actually quickly growing into a higher tier country. I mean, they're already pretty solid in regards to economy. Also, it seems like a very beautiful place. So your third world comment is gay. |
Irving
11.01.11 | Thanks TheAnalyzer/Hans! This list really made me feel loved and made me want to put on my shiniest tie and make a packed lunch for everyone at work today! Haha! Also, loving the attention to detail: I'm not sure how you knew The Joshua Tree and Animals are among my two favourite albums of all time, but well done sir. You couldn't have picked better records as the album art for my Analyzer profile.
Some facts to clear the air:
i.) "Zhi Mian" is part of my name. It'd take far too long to explain the entirety of Malaysian naming cultures on here but it's basically my other first name. So, if you met me in real life, you could call me either "Irving" or "Zhi Mian". "Tan" is my surname.
ii.) I was in Canada for four years but only recently moved back to my home country of Malaysia, having completed my Bachelor's at the University of Ottawa. Hence, I live in a different timezone to most of you (where I am is exactly twelve hours ahead of New York).
iii.) I think my score would have been a lot lower had you known that I loved Lou Reed and Metallica's Lulu, and am planning to write a 4/4.5 review of it sometime. |
Irving
11.01.11 | Anyway, gotta go for work now! Thanks everyone! I promise to be not so much of a grammar Nazi from now on, haha! See you in 12 hours! =) |
toxin.
11.01.11 | Irving is awesome |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | Omg it's 7:15 am right now?? Sheesh! |
Waior
11.01.11 | like even moving to a third/developing world country is a bad thing, come on
i prefer countries with culture and an inkling of community in them, thank you |
Xenophanes
11.01.11 | "i prefer countries with culture "
Haha, then stay the hell away from the states! lol |
andcas
11.01.11 | sowing and irving are the bert and ernie of sputnik. friends forever. |
bloc
11.01.11 | Too much Disney not enough m/ |
tinkrbel
11.01.11 | "Famous For: ballwashing Sowing Season"
that's the only reason I know him |
LG
11.01.11 | These things are retarded |
FromDaHood
11.01.11 | This is the best Analyzer I've read in a while |
Ignimbrite
11.01.11 | hey, the Analyzer has returned. cewl. |
pizzamachine
11.01.11 | Can I request myself? ;D |
Ignimbrite
11.01.11 | try the meds thread |
rasputin
11.01.11 | i want an analysis |
ShadowRemains
11.01.11 | a 13 inch penis
...allegedly |
tinkrbel
11.01.11 | nothing alleged about it Shadow: http://i.imgur.com/538ur.jpg |
ShadowRemains
11.01.11 | i will never look at preservative jars the same way again |
tinkrbel
11.01.11 | not even little ones? |
BigHans
11.02.11 | This is the best Analyzer I've read in a while
^ Actually not saying this to be arrogant at all, but the reason is the previous 4 before this were not written by Inveigh nor I. The first couple ones I did for this sucked, it takes a little practice to get it down. |
Tyrael
11.02.11 | 'I loved Lou Reed and Metallica's Lulu, and am planning to write a 4/4.5 review of it sometime.'
What |
Gyromania
11.02.11 | Best Lulu review to date: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7146312/lou-reed-metallica-album
Honestly, this guy just nails it. |
BigHans
11.02.11 | Gyro, thats because Chuck Klosterman is a fucking God. He's my writing idol, alot of that has to do with the fact hes from the same area as me, but the dude is a dude. I recommend you read his books, particularly Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs. |
Gyromania
11.02.11 | Yeah, I'm going to seek out his books when I get some money, because I love his writing style. He articulates his points extremely well. |
Xenophanes
11.02.11 | 'I loved Lou Reed and Metallica's Lulu, and am planning to write a 4/4.5 review of it sometime.'
I honestly cannot wait to read it. I haven't listened to the album, and Irving is a fantastic writer, so all in all this review will be something I will enjoy. |
Gyromania
11.02.11 | Irving is one of the best writers on the site, but I refuse to take any review defending that album seriously. |
Xenophanes
11.02.11 | Yeah, after reading your review I decided not to check it out, seriously |
FromDaHood
11.02.11 | Lulu is absolute garbage, but I love me some devil's advocate reviews |
Irving
11.02.11 | Hahahahahahah admitting to like Lulu is a surefire way of losing credibility! Wait till you guys see what album I review before I drop the Lulu-bomb! XD |
Xenophanes
11.02.11 | Beiber x-mas |
omnipanzer
11.02.11 | "These things are retarded"
LG making his monthly pilgrimage to shit on someone and be jealous I see. |
tkxxx7
11.02.11 | I didn't realise why you guys were saying that Irving is nice but then I realised I was just confusing him with Ire again |
omnipanzer
11.02.11 | ^ I lol'd |
andcas
11.02.11 | @irving, but if you give it a positive review then the negs will come. |
SowingSeason
11.02.11 | This is hilarious, I'm glad you got over your identity revealing and decided to start doing these again. |
Xenophanes
11.02.11 | "@irving, but if you give it a positive review then the negs will come"
Negs don't mean a damn thing |
SowingSeason
11.02.11 | yeah they seriously don't
i can't remember the last time i heard someone say well we can't promote (insert username here) because his approval rating isn't above a 95% |
AliW1993
11.02.11 | I love these lists, good job! |
Uranium
11.02.11 | wow bad ass list library |
