TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | Congratulations, BallsToTheWall. You are the 4th user profiled by The Analyzer. |
Willie
11.24.10 | Love it. We signed up at roughly the same time and started talking pretty early on, so I've seen the decent into madness first hand. |
redskyformiles
11.24.10 | famous for: loving sclub7 |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | The Analyzer appreciates the kind words Willie. The Analyzer was also unaware of user Balls' affinity for Sclub7, and finds it fairly surprising, but not entirely. |
Satellite
11.24.10 | haha man this is great. |
coneren
11.24.10 | When is the first negative profile? |
elephantREVOLUTION
11.24.10 | damn, that's a high score |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | When The Analyzer profiles user coneren. |
Transient
11.24.10 | 'Overall, user BallsToTheWall has contributed as much to this website as any user, and has earned his spot among the upper echelon of Sputnikers.'
nah |
Transient
11.24.10 | i mean, i like wylie as much as the next guy (and i do mean guy, this being sputnik and all) but that's just so off base |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | do you have a counterpoint to that statement, Transient? |
Yazz_Flute
11.24.10 | whatta guy |
JWT155
11.24.10 | Balls is the man, probably could take on Chtulu... |
coneren
11.24.10 | Fuck yes! |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | Reviews 139
Approval 97%
Site Rank 8
Soundoffs 77
News Articles 234
Band Edits 281
Album Edits 653
The Analyzer supposes that the above are not considered major contributions? |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | great stuff. he's always been entertaining as fuck. |
Neurisis of Luna
11.24.10 | balls is awesome, pretty sure he was the first friend I made here |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | yeah this might be my favorite one yet, good work |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Pretty awesome stuff. |
Emim
11.24.10 | being the internet embodiment of a beard. [2] |
Terrifyer
11.24.10 | shit just got reported |
Jebull
11.24.10 | all hail balls |
greg84
11.24.10 | Haha. Awesome user! |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | all these lists are great and knowing balls (somewhat) well, this is my favorite
are you against requests, because i would like one on me even if it did turn out negative |
tkxxx7
11.24.10 | Beard part made me think of Dumbledore |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | Dumbledore ov trv fvcking metal! |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | This made my day. If it wasn't for responsibilities id be more productive. But next week, expect a review, some lists detailing my hatred for my dads girlfriend, love for metal and shoegaze, and Ginny Weasely. |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | she's got a buttchin |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | i mean i'd prolly still hit it i'd be like
"yeah call me harry bitch. ask me about my fucking scar mmm yeaaah" |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | She threatens my families peaceful balance, I and thy brothers will taker her down a peg or two. All our kin hate her actually so it's gonna be a rumble. May Cthulhu and the elder ones bless this judgment day.
Also dude Id propose to Ginny in a hartbeat. That scene in Hollows makes me a sad jealous panda. |
mutatedfreek
11.24.10 | Balls was one of the first guys to interact with me on this site and is hence pretty awesome. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Gotta love Balls.
Get it? |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | love it |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I don't know who's alt The Analyzer is, but these things are great haha. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | Balls is it okay if I highjack your thread to talk about new harry potter....
....cuz i saw it. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.24.10 | haha this is hilarious |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Started it with Ginny. Go ahead.
Did anyone notice the correlation between Voldemort and Hitler in Deathly Hollows? |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I'd bang Ginny. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | definitely....they talk about exterminating all the muggles/mudlbloods it's totally black metal |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | I wouldn't bang Ginny. Id make sweet magic with her. I'd take her out to a nice classy restaurant followed by a stroll in a rich, historical forest, and do that dance that Harry and Hermione did. Seriously, what an asshole, already had one in the bag and then goes after his bro's girl. No bueno. |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Scene when they're all in black suits around the long dining table is pretty boss. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | You know what good point. He should've fucked Hermione when she was all upset and crying. Take advantage Harry! |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | i'd definitely fuck emma watson before i'd fuck gingersnaps or w/e her name is |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Nah, bros before hos Hawks. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Tonks looked real good too, Emma Watson looked way too young in that movie. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I guess that's Harry's theory because I think he easily could've fucked her. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Team dynamic would have gone out the window Although I don't really recall that friction in the book. Then again it's been a couple years since I read it. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | lol hep kat
i wanna fuck emma watson till my dick bled but for some reason sometimes when i see her all i can think of is the ratty troll thing she was in the Sorcerer's Stone |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Tonks looked better with the short pink hair and what-not. Whoever played Bill's wife was lookin aight though. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Yeah Emma Watson is sexy as hell. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | No body and young face. Suppose personality makes up for it. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | And oh shit I knew Fleur looked familiar. She was in In Bruges. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Her face is just fine. She doesn't look all that young. Then again I'm only 18 and she's like 19 so that might have something to do with it. |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | "And oh shit I knew Fleur looked familiar. She was in In Bruges."
Ah, ok, I did too. Pretty awesome movie. |
Eko
11.24.10 | oh man this is funny. i havent seen enrique lately, this couldnt be him could it? |
fr33convict
11.24.10 | "When is the first negative profile?"
When he does me. |
JustJoe
11.24.10 | Fun read, as always. |
Ire
11.24.10 | list is missing shoegaze |
SlightlyEpic
11.24.10 | love this
fucking Cthulhu |
ShadowRemains
11.24.10 | balls is chill |
Deathcar
11.24.10 | Best one so far. |
Xenophanes
11.24.10 | Don't be a pussy, do more than 1 a day. These are entertaining. |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | i dont think he wants to do more than one a day so as not to steal anyone's thunder |
Xenophanes
11.24.10 | Good point. After all is said and done, someone should analyze the analyzer. |
Ovrot
11.24.10 | I'd bang Dumbledore.
js |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | well he is gay according the most stunningly full of shit retcon ever. |
Ovrot
11.24.10 | But he's dumbledore.
The most badass character in Harry Potter history. |
deathofasalesman
11.24.10 | Nice stuff. Always seen Balls, read some of his reviews, but I don't really interact with him. |
Hep Kat
11.24.10 | i know that's why it was really weak of her to pull that
not tryna get the gay man down or anything, i just thought it was dumb cause everyone perused her books looking for signs of his homosexuality. what was "charmingly eccentric ancient wizard" became "oh yeah fags do that" in regards to some of his personality. |
BallsToTheWall
11.25.10 | Definitely was an offensive and highly unnecessary dick move by JK. |
seifer
11.25.10 | this was fun as hell |
qwe3
11.25.10 | this is awesome |
Josh D.
11.25.10 | 130 cat mosh pit. |
69stoner666dog420
11.25.10 | moar |
Crysis
11.25.10 | kvlt ov kthulhu |
qwe3
11.25.10 | do mordecai
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69stoner666dog420
11.25.10 | do mordecai |
Zoo
11.29.10 | willie spelled "descent" wrong wtf bro you're staff |
Willie
11.29.10 | What's your point? My use spell check just like everyone else ;) |
Willie
11.29.10 | Ha ha. And not always that well (damn iPhone predictive text). |
Bitchfork
11.29.10 | guys JK only did that to have people shut the fuck up about harry potter so maybe it wouldn't be her sole legacy. |
sniper01
11.29.10 | Man I hope you keep making these lists. |
wyankeif1337
11.30.10 | tmf |
heyadam
11.30.10 | my favorite thing about Balls is that he likes hey monday:p |
Megadeth
12.03.10 | hes a cool guy |
