TheAnalyzer
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Sputnik Profiles: Returntorock

Today the Analyzer will do a profile on one of Sputnik's favorite targets, ReturnToRock, aka Pedro B.
1Green Day
Dookie


Strengths: Despite incurring a plethora of troll negs dropping his approval rating down, ReturnToRock is an above average writer with an obvious passion for the craft. Yes, The Analyzer believes ReturnToRock uses the same style over and over again, and uses far too many paragraphs in each review, but nevertheless his grammar and prose are usually fairly strong. ReturnToRock is also a highly tenacious reviewer, and currently holds the Sputnik record for most reviews submitted by one user.
2MC5
Kick out the Jams


Weaknesses: It would be unfair of the Analyzer to say that Pedro is the only reviewer with questionable music taste and choices for reviews, but ReturnToRock seems to lack any sort of self-awareness that his reviews are usually met with a high level of disdain beacuse he chooses horrendously shitty albums to review. ReturnToRock is quite famous for his KISS discography, which while is admirable in nature due to the sheer scope of the project, everyone knows KISS totally sucks ass and it can be viewed as pretty much a giant waste of time. ReturnToRock also fancies himself a comedian by reviewing Frank Stallone and Vanilla Ice albums, but he is better served when not trying to be funny. Lately, ReturnToRock has reviewed a cavalcade of albums that even hard rock genre purists have never heard of, meaning he is probably wasting even more time, unless it gives him a great deal of satisfaction to be the brunt of the joke at times.
3Metallica
Ride the Lightning


Posting Tendencies: ReturnToRock's post count is tremendously small in correlation to his staggering review number. The Analyzer has noticed that ReturnToRock tends to stick to his own threads, appromimately 50% of the comments in each of his reviews are his own, and about 25% of those are complaints about said troll negs.
4New York Dolls
Too Much Too Soon


Famous For: Kiss discogrpahy, reviewing horrendously bad albums/genres.
5Nirvana
Nevermind


Final Score: 6.9. The Analyzer believes that ReturnToRock shows tremendous potential as a writer, and would be better served by straying away from really shitty hard rock or joke albums/reviews (or at least until he sharpens his comic sensibilities). The Analyzer does respect ReturnToRock's tenacity and ability to shirk off the legions of insults thrown his way, pressing on even harder. The Analyzer believes that if ReturnToRock branched out more, he would get the respect he deserves.
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