|Did he finishing bagging all the grass?|
|NEIGHBORS! NO ONE LOVES YOU LIKE HE LOVES YOU!|
And no one cares like he cares!
Neighbors, let us join today in the holy love of God and money,
Because neighbors, no one loves you like he loves you.
And what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets--
Dig REAL deep, and give until it hurts.
Alleviate your guilt; free yourself once again,
Because he gave to you, brothers and sisters!
Please give a $10, $25, or $50 tax-deductible donation,
And I assure you that your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio,
Ban questionable books, and contribute to many other godly services
No longer will young Christian-Americans hedonistically indulge in masochist submission to rhythmic music,
For with your monetary support,
There is no end to what we can achieve in this country!
|fuck church, they singin and that shit aint even worth it|
in the choir whores and liars scum bags in the dirt
you told me god was the answer
when i ask him for shit i get no answer so god is the cancer
|masochist made me feel like crap|
and I'm an atheist
|I WANNA BE IN THE GREEN, LORD|
|Harold Camping thinks the end of the world starts in 13 days. Fuck, and I don't even have "creampie a midget" crossed off my bucket list yet.|
|On my way home a few minutes ago I saw a sign in front of a church that read "Jesus: The Most Interesting Man in the Universe."|
|In San Antonio, I saw a sign that read "Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell".|
|Drove thru Kansas and there were Hell Is Real Signs all over the place. Made a believer out of me. You really can't argue with those signs. |
|Hell's real. It's in Michigan.|
|Hell is real, it's cold and it's called Sibira and there are evil thrones called Gulags. Go figure. |