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5 Bands I Cannot Believe Relapse Signed

They probably have signed a thousand and one shitty bands, but these are the 5 that really baffled me. Luckily, I had a lot of bands to choose from.
1Rabbits

They were mentioned in a blog I read. So I gave them a listen. And my first reaction was, "What the fuck is this?" I come to find out they are signed to Relapse....Jesus Christ
2Abysmal Dawn

Abysmal fucking band. Leveling the Plane was a god-awful death metal flop.
3Tombs

Wanted to get their new album...until I heard the shit. It was so bad I almost broke down in tears.
4Rwake

Their newest LP wasn't a massive disappointment, but it was bad enough to turn me off from the band for a while.
5Alabama Thunderpussy

Stupid name. And I've hated all their stuff....
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