KeithStone582: Michael Scott.

rawrmonster 04.29.11	Its like Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are racist, I'll attack you with the north."
pedroia55 04.29.11	I almost cried. also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5FHXnArvuY
Iamthe Nightstars 04.29.11	Last episode? Why?
FromDaHood 04.29.11	Do you know what kind of a toll having 3 vasectomies has on a man? Snip snap snip snap! If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice Never have I had more fettucine alfredo and less water in one day
Satellite 04.29.11	"Last episode? Why?" welcome to 2011
Satellite 04.29.11	Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna... Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol. And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. Is that enou-is that enough? Should I keep going? Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
tvol 04.29.11	I just started watching this show this week. I'm not sure why its taken me so long.
Sowing 04.29.11	thats what she said
cvlts 04.29.11	thats what she said [2]
AnotherBrick 04.29.11	basically every toby quote is fantastic
bowlofsoup 04.29.11	Everything he says in the episode threat level midnight
Josh D. 04.29.11	Too many to name. It was a good episode though, I rolled over laughing when Gabe awkwardly said "keep walking, bitch".
PayneTiger777 04.29.11	"I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me." "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."
Josh D. 04.29.11	"Why are you the way that you are?" Ha ha, always liked that. Casino Night is good, but E-mail Surveillance and Michael's Birthday are the best episodes from that season.
CrownOfMagnets 04.29.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPDClGJjosc
AnotherBrick 04.29.11	“I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It’s like with fireman: You don’t leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.” “Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. ‘What is Diwali?’ you may ask. Well, to have Kelly explain it, ‘It’s blah, blah, blah, blah. It’s so super fun, and it’s gonna be great!’ Lot of gods with unpronounceable names. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.”
KeithStone582 04.29.11	my favorite episode has always been The Injury.
SeaAnemone 04.29.11	... I'm in the middle of tonight's episode right now. It's been pretty tame... but holy shit where Michael gives Oscar the scarecrow and then loses it in his office is hysterical.
AnotherBrick 04.29.11	where you watching it Sea?
Aids 04.29.11	I...... declare...... BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!
darlingfemmefatal 04.29.11	He's finished work, he's on his way home, WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head!
ninjuice 04.29.11	"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " "The problem is that when people hear the term 'Big Brother', they think it's bad. Not me, I love my big brother." "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family." (To Toby) "Your solution to everything is get divorced"..
Satellite 04.29.11	you don't call retarded people "retards". it's bad taste. you call your friends "retards" when they're being retarded. best episode: gay witch hunt
iFghtffyrdmns 04.29.11	show makes me uncomfortable more than it makes me laugh
foreverendeared 04.29.11	Then I hate your sense of humor.
wyankeif1337 04.29.11	i teared up a bit at the part with jim and at the very last part with pam.
pedroia55 04.29.11	I was full out crying.
iFghtffyrdmns 04.29.11	guess I just suck, as usual. Pam is awfully cute though
thebhoy 04.29.11	show hasn't been good for a little while.
North0House2 04.29.11	Best episode was the Rabies Run. Made me laugh so hard, and it was the first Office I saw. Parks and Rec is hilarious though, I find it funnier than the Office to be honest. Sad Michael's gone though. I hope whoever replaces him is just as funny/funnier.
Trebor. 04.29.11	Secret Agent Michael Scarn
Spec 04.29.11	Seinfeld FTW
IAmHollywood 04.29.11	now the wait to see who the permanent replacement is...
Trebor. 04.29.11	Jerry Seinfeld.
IAmHollywood 04.29.11	The list of guest stars on the season finale include: Jim Carrey, James Spader, Ricky Gervais, Catherine Tate, Will Ferrell, Will Arnett, and Ray Romano. I think that's it. One of these guest stars are probable going to become the permanent boss
Spec 04.29.11	You are a very mediocre album/song.
Trebor. 04.29.11	none of those will be the permanent boss. Will Ferrell isn't in the last one.
Yotimi 04.29.11	(To the guy in a wheel chair trying to prove his own advantages in life): "How long does it take you to brush your teeth? 30 seconds? Wow that's like ten times as long as it takes me". Also, Sattelite's post for the Casino Night quote to Toby is up there.
omnipanzer 04.29.11	Michael Scott: I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this Michael Scott: Hey! Hey! I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers! Michael Scott: [screaming at Stanley after he collapses] No no no no you will not die! Stanley! Stanley you will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black Stanley!
Tyrael 04.29.11	Most of you people probably didn't even see the original show...
Mr_Coffee 04.29.11	Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... suddenly she's not your ho no mo'.
sonorirish 04.29.11	it feels good to get this off my chest, thats what she said
omnipanzer 04.29.11	"Most of you people probably didn't even see the original show..." Why because we don't use the internet so couldn't possibly have access to it? I can't stand the origional =^P
ninjuice 04.29.11	They're almost completely different anyways...
ilikeforests 04.29.11	I...... declare...... BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!! [2]
Aids 04.29.11	'Most of you people probably didn't even see the original show..." look out we have a TV hipster on our hands and most of us have probably seen the original, it was very popular. Sorry to destroy your Office cred.
newjunkaesthetic93 04.29.11	It's so sad that he's done. They might as well not replace him cause the show is gonna suck hard without him.
Emim 04.29.11	"Michael, you can't fire someone without cause..." "Well, it's be-caaaauuse I hate him."
Aids 04.29.11	They should make Creed the boss. That show desperately needs moar Creed.
Emim 04.29.11	I loved it when Creed walked out of the stall in the women's restroom.
TheJackal 04.29.11	The US and UK shows are really different from each other, can't really compare them. I Love 'em both... Steve Carell is just brilliant, won't be the same without him
BigHans 04.29.11	classy send off
Aids 04.29.11	you can compare them. the first season of the american show is based pretty much exactly on the first season of the uk show. Ricky Gervais and the Dwight character (I forget his name in the uk show, haven't watched in a while) are phenomenal. the shows are just based off of different types of humour, and both are great. i like the american show better because they took the idea and fully developed it and has become it's own unique thing. I dunno, I hate people who really like one version and venomously hate the other, they're both incredible.
TheJackal 04.29.11	I haven't seen the first season of the american version for a while, but I remember initially not liking it because it was kind of a rip off of the UK version. It improved with every episode however and is now completely unique, straying far from the British humour which made the original so successful. Being British I feel like I should like the UK version more, but american TV is so dominant nowadays that I'm used to watching those types of shows with more of an american humour (How I met your mother etc). Plus Steve Carell was born to play Michael Scott...
newjunkaesthetic93 04.29.11	I've only seen 3 or 4 episodes of the UK version, but I just don't find it very funny.
newjunkaesthetic93 04.29.11	I've only seen 3 or 4 episodes of the UK version, but I just don't find it very funny.
foreverendeared 04.29.11	wtf, the original is fucking hilarious. It has a bit more subtlety to it and a lot more irony which I think Americans have a hard time grasping. Both are great though.
tiesthatbind 04.29.11	Creed drinking out of Michael's "Best Boss" mug was priceless. "Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover.” That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
Emim 04.29.11	I couldn't stop laughing when Jim told Michael "Monster.com" after hearing all the growling noises and wondering what they were.
demigod! 04.29.11	I'm gonna miss him.
AnotherBrick 04.30.11	Tyraelxy is a retard
chaseguitar 04.30.11	"Oh my god, Pam, those glasses make you look so ugly. In order to get hotter, you have to take the glasses off." Pam starts talking "I can't even... hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist." "The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner."
Paradiso 07.01.11	shuuuut.... it...
Sanders 07.01.11	I hope this show's good next series, they need to pull out some big writing guns.
Tyler. 07.02.11	ive only watched it a coupled time, not quite sure where to start
Sanders 07.02.11	Just bear in mind that it tries to copy our English version for the first series, then develops its own character from series 2 onwards, and becomes a lot funnier. Start from the beginning though, more character development.
Tyler. 07.02.11	awesome, thanks
tiesthatbind 07.02.11	Yeah it's soooooo much better if you start at the beginning. Part of what makes the show so good is the character development, so it'll be a lot funnier than if you just jumped in in the middle.
bungy 07.02.11	I have this episode recorded but still haven't watched it because everytime I remember to there's somebody else there and I don't want them to see me bawl
KingAlistair 07.02.11	I found the season finale really lame... So much potential for greatness but it feels like they just delayed finding a new boss, and made the episode uninteresting :( Overall, I adore the show though. That episode just made me a little mad.
Trebor. 07.02.11	You stole my picture
sublimefan1991 07.02.11	the "why are you the way you are?" toby exchange is the probably the greatest quote ever. also, "it was a crime of passion, jan, not a disgruntled employee. everyone here is extremely gruntled." and, when karen and jim ask michael if they can leave early to go to nyc: "why, so you guys can do it?"
foreverendeared 07.02.11	The best is when he just shoves Toby's tray of food off the table right when he's in the middle of saying something nice to Michael. Also: “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards … when they’re acting retarded.”
sublimefan1991 07.02.11	@forever, THAT'S MY PROFILE PIC.
foreverendeared 07.02.11	NICE
Ire 07.02.11	NOT
foreverendeared 07.02.11	I hate... everything about you, ramy
psykonaut 07.02.11	"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
Trebor. 07.02.11	"I'm a huge Woody Allen fan, although I've only seen Antz"
Bron-Yr-Aur 07.02.11	"I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be." so much funnier than just saying "i hate you"
Kimm 07.02.11	"That is vodka, that I mixed with orange juice. I call that an orange-vod juice...ka."
Trebor. 07.02.11	Lazy Scranton
Bron-Yr-Aur 07.02.11	sittin' in my office wit a plate of grilled bacon
TheEnigma 07.02.11	Fuck Michael, let's talk about Pam.
Trebor. 07.02.11	Pam is a MILF
Bron-Yr-Aur 07.02.11	No, no, I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!
tiesthatbind 07.02.11	"And you were directly under her the entire time?" "That's what she said!"
Bron-Yr-Aur 07.02.11	no exclamation imo, he said it matter of factly in that scene
Emim 07.02.11	I probably posted this already, but.... "Michael, you can't fire Toby without cause." "It is beCAUSE I hate him."
foreverendeared 07.02.11	lol
Emim 07.02.11	"Hello...? Don't send Dwight."
patroneyes 07.02.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHh0rf0ojEc&feature=related
tiesthatbind 07.02.11	Bron, you are correct, but I can't edit it or it will mess up the formatting.
pmmets07 07.02.11	"You don't called a retarded person a retard, you call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." Couldn't have said it better myself. Show has gone downhill tremendously. Completely lost interest.
Sanders 07.02.11	"No, no, I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!" Probably one of my favourite quotes ever.
telebyrd 07.02.11	I liked that time where he made an ass of himself.
ledfloyd 07.23.11	i like when micheal buys the salad from construction workers thinking it was drugs and trying to frame toby
DrFeelgoodPhD 11.07.11	YYYYYYYYYYYYYYanki swap!!!