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Make Sputnik Riff Again

The amount of riff discussion of late is nowhere near fucking adequate
1Darkthrone
Under a Funeral Moon


Frozen minimalist power chord riffs of the North
2Convulse
World Without God


God is dead and riffs have killed Him
3Inquisition
Into The Infernal Regions Of The Ancient


Into the Infernal Riffage of the Ancient Cult
4Sickening Gore
Destructive Reality


No bullshit, just riffs out the ass
5Aspid
Extravasation


Riffs so hard they split up the USSR
6Toxik
Think This


Replace TV commercialism with riffs
7Master's Hammer
Ritual


Demented riffs that sound like tendrils twisting in on themselves
8Jumpin' Jesus
The Art of Crucifying


Technical freewheeling riff insanity
9Mangled Torsos
Drawings of the Dead


Slow, heavy, depraved caverns of osdm
10Blue Cheer
Vincebus Eruptum


One o' the original riff slingers
11Electric Wizard
Dopethrone


Future societies will look at Funeralopolis the way we look at Stonehenge
12Arghoslent
Incorrigible Bigotry


Love the riffs hate the riffer
13HellHammer
Satanic Rites


Primitive riffs to grind your bones
14Horn
Naturkraft


Riffs that glide down from snowcapped mountains
15Paysage d'Hiver
Paysage d'Hiver


Wintherr knows how to whip up a God damn maelstrom
16Howlin Wolf
Moanin' in the Moonlight


Riffs ain't just for distortion
17Bolt Thrower
Those Once Loyal


The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy with riffing
18Moonsorrow
Verisakeet


If you don't lose it with all the riffs going down in Karhunkynsi, then folk metal is not for you
19Beherit
Drawing Down the Moon


Absolutely fucking filthy
20Carved Cross
Demo III


Transforms the riff into a vehicle for lonely, haunting ambience
21Crystal Age
Far Beyond Divine Horizons


In space everyone can hear you riff
22Infester
To the Depths... In Degradation


The low end on these riffs'll empty your colon
23Incantation
Onward to Golgotha


Synonymous with "riff"
24Sororicide
The Entity


The way the riffs key into the rhythmic feel of the drums is some next level shit
25Dog Fashion Disco
Anarchists of Good Taste


Between the carnival lounge act bits and keyboards shooting for church organ grandiosity, they just got some good old fashioned meathead power chord pummeling
26Slough Feg
Down Among the Dead Men


Riffs to wear leather to
27Dolorian
Voidwards


If Lovecraft wrote riffs instead of short stories
28Mitochondrion
Parasignosis


Swirling riffs of madness
29Adramelech
Psychostasia


Riffs unfurling straight from the miasma of the crypt
30Kreator
Extreme Aggression


Riffkrieg
31Manilla Road
Crystal Logic


Weird to think fist pumping was able to exist before Mark Shelton busted out the riffs for Necropolis
32Iron Maiden
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son


Riffs speak louder than words
33The Chasm
Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph


There's a bit of an off-kilter psychedelia to the riffs that throws the whole thing into a sinister otherworld
34Acid Mothers Temple
Starless and Bible Black Sabbath


Cosmic psych kings worship at the altar of Iommi, speaking of which...
35Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath


Three notes. You know the fucking deal
36Solitude Aeturnus
Into the Depths of Sorrow


Riffs for a late autumn fog
37Unholy (FIN)
The Second Ring of Power


Disconsolate riffs for disconsolate people
38Immolation
Here in After


Hell is empty and all the riffs are here
39Kyuss
Welcome to Sky Valley


Homme knows how to kick up dust with the six string
40Pestilence
Consuming Impulse


Simple, relentless. Occam's razor riffs
41Primordial
To the Nameless Dead


Riffs to light a pyre to the fallen
42Profanum
Flowers of our Black Misanthropy


Massive of structures of demonic elegance
43Repugnant
Epitome of Darkness


Horror show riffs
44Reverend Bizarre
In The Rectory Of The Bizarre Reverend


Slow and doomy wins the race
45The River
Drawing Down the Sun


Skullsplitting riffs, ghostly atmosphere
46Bathory
Blood Fire Death


Bow before our Monarch
47Vlad Tepes/Belketre
March To The Black Holocaust


Riffs de vérité
48Warning
Watching from a Distance


When even the riffs can't stop the tears
49Portal
Outre


We all go a little mad sometimes
50Sleep
Dopesmoker


Follow the smoke to the riff filled land.
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