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A Terrible Tragedy

My beard was getting on the shaggy side, so I decided it was time for a trim. Put the little trim sizer on the end of the razor and get down to doing business. I thought it was a normal day. But in midstroke, the sizer slipped. Pushed right down to the base. And when I pulled the razor from my face, right down the center - skin. Pale, untouched by direct sunlight for nearly half a decade. I had no choice but to finish the unholy job. When I looked back into the mirror, a stranger met my gaze.
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