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10.16.14 A Very Prolonged Death10.01.14 Albums That Don't Suck
09.17.14 Ranking Katatonia's Lp's05.20.14 Just A Stupid Dream Of Mine

A Very Prolonged Death

My Dying Bride's been around for 24 years now. This poor fella has had rto experience his rbride's approaching doom for almost a quarter of a rdecade now, and she has yet to drop. rSo to commemorate his anguish, rhere are the studio albums as I would rank them.
11My Dying Bride
As the Flower Withers


"No, Daddy, I'm scared to ride without my training wheels!"
10My Dying Bride
Like Gods of the Sun


How to write a safe and palatable album 101
9My Dying Bride
34.788%... Complete


There's some lowest of the low stuff here (is it redundant to actually say Heroin Chic?), but also some brilliant tracks - Der ?berlebende has My (un)Dying love.
8My Dying Bride
The Light at the End of the World


Getting back into the swing of things.
7My Dying Bride
The Dreadful Hours


How to write some motherfucking pummeling downer riffs 101. See also: How to catch flak in a ranked list 101. (Still fucking rules)
6My Dying Bride
For Lies I Sire


I like violins
5My Dying Bride
A Line of Deathless Kings


My Dying Bride do the mastery of their niche thing
4My Dying Bride
Songs of Darkness, Words of Light


"I'm sorry to hear your friend is depressed. Play him some Songs of Darkness, should kick him right out of that funk." Somewhere in the city there is the echo of a single gunshot.
3My Dying Bride
A Map of All Our Failures


Refined and melancholic tales of death and loneliness. The atmosphere on this album is stunning. A Tapestry Scorned is the greatest story ever told in a metal song.
2My Dying Bride
Turn Loose the Swans


Really controversial choices for the top 2, for sure. The perfect death/doom album, with the best riffs the band's ever composed. (And the stately incorporation of the violin adds an elegance that no other album possesses).
1My Dying Bride
The Angel and the Dark River


No other album hits me with quite as much raw despair as this one. Fucking Two Winters Only...
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