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Coolest Albums Ever

Just the 25 coolest albums I've ever heard that I can think of right now.
1Lou Reed
Transformer


Lou Reed, he was pretty cool. And he called the African American females "colored girls" which is pretty cool I think.
2Iggy Pop
Lust For Life


How can a guy who's name could so easily be misspelled as "Iggy Poop" possibly make a cool album? I don't know. It just happened I guess.
3LCD Soundsystem
Sound Of Silver


Can middle aged fat people be cool? It depends I guess. If they use big words and and acknowledge that they are fat old people then they can be pretty cool I guess. Also if they wear cool suits that's cool too.
4Jimi Hendrix
Electric Ladyland


Can black people be cool? I think they are automatically born cool. Is playing the guitar behind your head cool? I think it is. This albums really cool then.
5Miles Davis
Kind Of Blue


What about black people who play trumpet and were born like a million years ago? Yeah, they're cool too. Pretty sure Miles Davis was the first person to ever be cool.
6The Strokes
Is This It


What about good looking rich white guys wearing vintage clothes and playing super slick vintage garage rock? Yeah that's cool too.
7The Velvet Underground
White Light/White Heat


Is "Sister Ray" cool? Is it cool to say "sucking on my ding-dong" in a song? Well, I suppose it is rather cool. I guess that makes this one pretty damn cool.
8Ramones
Ramones


Can being a weirdo be cool? Can being an awkward tall skinny guy wearing weird ass sunglasses be cool? Conventional wisdom says no. But what if that awkward tall skinny glasses wearing weirdo has a leather jacket and ripped jeans and is a lead singer of a punk band and has a goofy voice? Oh, then it's really cool.
9Sonic Youth
Goo


Is it cool to spell cool like "kool"?
10David Bowie
Low


Is David Bowie cool? Is the sun hot?
11Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures


Isn't cool a mild form of cold? So shouldn't an album this cold be extremely cool? Yep.
12The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead


Is the Queen cool? Not at all. Would it be cool if the Queen was dead? Maybe.
13Pixies
Doolittle


If you like this album are you automatically cool? Yeah.
14Television
Marquee Moon


I already said guitars are cool, right? So that would make this album pretty cool huh? I'm also pretty sure being a relatively obscure band from a legendary era of music also makes you cool.
15Weezer
The Blue Album


Is it hip to be square? No, but it is cool. This album is cool. If you can rock out and be a nerd at the same time you must be pretty damn cool.
16Wu-Tang Clan
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)


Is mixing together gangster rap and soundbites that sound like they're ripped right out of some cheesy kung-fu movie cool? Yeah, obviously.
17T. Rex
Electric Warrior


Is it cool to be cool?
18Bob Dylan
Bringing It All Back Home


Is going electric cool? Yep. Is being on the pavement thinking about the government cool? Yeah. Are Tambourine Men cool? Of course.
19Talking Heads
Remain In Light


Is being uncomfortably awkward and square cool? Hell yeah. Is it cool to start an album with the line "Take a look at these hands!"? Yeah why not?
20The Who
My Generation


Is it cool to smash your instruments? Trash hotel rooms? Drive cars into ponds? Dress up as a nazi and parade around london like a drunken idiot? Hope to die before you get old? Yes.
21The Rolling Stones
Let It Bleed


"You can cum all over me!" cool.
22Otis Redding
Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul


Is having soul cool? Yeah.
23The Clash
London Calling


Jesus Christ!!! Where Did YOu Get That Cadillac??? It's cool.
24The Replacements
Let It Be


Stealing your albums title from the Beatles, cool.
25Big Star
#1 Record


Being famous for not being famous? Cool shit.
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