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Breaking News: Mitt Romney Dies In Tragic Accident

1Seven Lions

Breaking News
2Don Caballero
World Class Listening Problem

Just now at 8:30 Eastern Time, Presidential Candidate and Governor Mitt Romney died in a horrible ice skating accident. He was skating with his wife when suddenly, an assassin (presumably African American) fired an automatic weapon from the sidelines. Romney and his wife pulled off several amazing action movie acrobatics but one stray round hit Mrs. Romney's ice skate. The skate shot off her foot and flew into Mitt Romney's path, cutting his jugular vein and causing him to bleed out before paramedics and the press could arrive.
3Hail the Sun

Yay politics.
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