KimmsightMatters: KimmGetsFatter

andcas 08.29.11	do a bunch of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hP7VVZRGUQ
Ovrot 08.29.11	meth
jayfatha 08.29.11	Bulimia's popular nowadays
Electric City 08.29.11	youre asking for tips on how to get really skinny really fast on sputnik? wait for it... someone beat me to it as i was typing that^. sputnik does not disappoint
Knave 08.29.11	don't eat and do crystal meth for quickest results but I stay fit by running every day. Then again, i do run cross country so I'm running like 7-12 miles daily
RosaParks 08.29.11	throw up a lot
WeepingBanana 08.29.11	meth works but it will prolong your sleeping problem gotta take the good with the bad i guess
Emim 08.29.11	have some horrible surgery and stay in a hospital for a few weeks.
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	^That didn't work for me, Emim. I currently weigh about 30 lbs more than when I went into the hospital.
Obfuscation24 08.29.11	My semen has a weight-loss supplement in it but you have to extract it manually yourself with the mouth or genitalia.
Spec 08.29.11	This list is so uninteresting.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Aw maaaaaan. Comments before I even finished editing. As you can see now, I stick to mostly cardio ^ Haha, too much effort/pain to build up my muscle. "Bulimia's popular nowadays" Yeah but it's also kind of gross. I'd much rather just not eat.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Steve cut that out.
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	"My semen has a weight-loss supplement in it but you have to extract it manually yourself with the mouth or genitalia." I don't think she wants a slew of STD's.
taxidermist 08.29.11	Personally, I don't think you need to lose any weight, but you should start out slow. Don't rush into working out right away (then you get all sore). Start by walking for like 15 minutes as a warm up, then jog another 15-20 minutes. Eat healthier especially, you'll feel a lot better and seeing the number on the scale go down is a major confidence booster. Just make sure to burn more calories than you take in. Losing weight is gonna be harder if you weigh less, so don't get frustrated if you don't lose weight "fast." Good luck :)
andcas 08.29.11	there's no better exercise than sexercise. heyo.
Obfuscation24 08.29.11	promiscuous 4 lyfe
Tyrael 08.29.11	Ahaha +1 for the title ^^
Meatplow 08.29.11	meth
Emim 08.29.11	What taxi said; I can almost guarantee you don't need to lose any weight.
ITsHxCTOASTER 08.29.11	Pig Destroyer = Besssst workout music Although I say this like I work out frequently
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	Most people don't need to lose weight. They just need to tone up.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Thanks taxi ilu! Definitely live seeing a smaller number on the scale, even if it's just one or two lbs. The problem with not eatin is that you lose weight but then you get it back right away when you inevitably do have to eat. So your weight fluctuates a lot.
Spec 08.29.11	The only good thing about one is interlude. But interlude rules.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	I don't "need" to, I just want to.
Spec 08.29.11	If you want to lose weight, take Dexedrine.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	And Stick Stickly. Fun to blast it out my car windows when I'm driving.
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	Kimm, start by doing squat thrusts.
andcas 08.29.11	become a porn star. everyone wins.
taxidermist 08.29.11	ALWAYS weigh yourself in the morning after you use the bathroom and have nothing in your system. Don't weigh yourself throughout the day because weight changes a lot throughout the day and seeing an increase may decrease your motivation. Weigh yourself like once a week.
taxidermist 08.29.11	"Kimm, start by doing squat thrusts." This will also help you tone up. As painful as they are, try some lunges too. You will be sore though. I guarantee it. Did a whole field once and my ass cheeks were in pain for like 4 days, lol.
Transcend 08.29.11	"My sister and I did this 22 minute rworkout thing last week rand I still feel it in some of my muscles" Lame. It's all about the 2x20 ergs and the crossfit workouts.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	I can't do that Pit! My legs were soooo sore after doing squats and lunges with weights haha. Andcas...will consider that. Taxi - I weigh myself constantly...maybe that's bad?
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	"I can't do that Pit! My legs were soooo sore after doing squats and lunges with weights haha. " You need me as a personal traineer. I'll make you look like the crackhead you wish to be.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	The workout we did was a two minute warmup, then three sets of 3 minutes strength 2 minutes cardio 1 minute abs and then a two minute cool-down.
taxidermist 08.29.11	"Taxi - I weigh myself constantly...maybe that's bad?" Yes, definitely. Like I said, once a week. Try and resist going on there, haha.
ITsHxCTOASTER 08.29.11	I hear that squats are one of the best exercises you can do, they work a ridiculous amount of muscles at once, right? Ahhh I know next to nothing about exercising/working out. I need to do a lot of it though. I'm scrawny as fuck.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Lol Pit. Come to Calgary and be my personal trainer.
andcas 08.29.11	run on a treadmill for an hour because I lose 3 pounds easy that way.
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	I'm looking into this power workout/lifting plan where you don't stop doing anything for an hour and half. My boy back home is doing it once a day and he's turning into a fucking monster.
Emim 08.29.11	chinese pushups, man
taxidermist 08.29.11	@HxCtoaster Proteeeeeein! Great for bulking up if you're scrawny.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	I can't do that. I would literally collapse if I tried.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	What are Chinese pushups?
mynameischan 08.29.11	chinese pushups are ones you have to do if you dont want to be thrown in prison
andcas 08.29.11	run hard for two minutes then power walk for one and repeat for an hour.
Emim 08.29.11	Handstand + pushups
kangaroopoo 08.29.11	Humpilates
taxidermist 08.29.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yWBNgRHrc&NR=1 Try those too, Kimm. They will get you tired! Don't be intimidated by a workout. You will only get stronger ;)
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Ahhh so much difficult stuff itt. Makes me feel even LESS in shape! Haha thanks guys.
JWT155 08.29.11	I've lost 5 lbs at college so far the last 2 weeks. Fucking average 3 hours just walking to and from classes a day
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	Just do cocaine. I find cocaine to be the ultimate weight loss drug
JWT155 08.29.11	Side Effects May Vary
taxidermist 08.29.11	Burpees are difficult, but a full body workout. You don't have to add the pushup, but that's the way they do it in prison. Gets dudes built.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	I can't physically do pushups. Maybe two or three but that's it.
wabbit 08.29.11	you are the worst kind of human being.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Thanks rabbit ilu2.
foreverendeared 08.29.11	I suck lots of dick, that's how I stay fit. Cum is low in calories, high in vitamin c, and a good source of protein. Your welcome.
JWT155 08.29.11	Sounds nutritious.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Is that true?
foreverendeared 08.29.11	which part?
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Lol.
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	LOL good save. I was referring to the nutritional value part.
Blackbelt54 08.29.11	do interval training, also don't eat right before you go to sleep
JWT155 08.29.11	I love running to He is Legend.
ZombicidalMan 08.29.11	I always thought Refused was good exercising music. Maybe you should buy some nice running shoes so you'll feel bad when you don't use them and inevitably have to go workout.
foreverendeared 08.29.11	hehe, yeah that part is true
FrankRedHot 08.29.11	I love running to Celine Dion. Oh, sorry, running AWAY FROM Celine Dion.
JWT155 08.29.11	I'd fuck her.
Uranium 08.29.11	sex. lots and lots of it.
JWT155 08.29.11	On the Titanic.
JWT155 08.29.11	While it was sinking.
thunder15 08.29.11	DAVEY WAVEY'S 5MINUTE ABS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY-N3qsDVlo
ITsHxCTOASTER 08.29.11	Someone tell me why I can do like 80 push-ups at a time fairly easily but I suck at actually lifting weights. Oh and also passionately kissing for 15 minutes burns 30 calories, just letting you know in case if, you know, any of you are interested
omnipanzer 08.29.11	"My sister and I did this 22 minute rworkout thing last week rand I still feel it in some of my muscles." Rode a mechanical bull on Saturday... It made sure to point out I'm old. I accepted the pain it gave me and thanked it for the reminder. I am now crippled for an undisclosed period of time but at least nothing is permanently broken.
Acanthus 08.29.11	From the list it looks as if you don't enjoy getting angry while working out, sadly that knocks most of my rec's away.
LordOfAlexandria 08.29.11	Do this every day: Walk 1 mile, run 1 mile, walk 1 mile, run 1 mile, walk 1 mile. 15 pushups x2 (x3 when you can do it, then x4) Eat literally no sugar (at all. Nothing. If it says 'sugar' in the ingredients, don't eat it). Eat raw vegetables and healthy meats in handful-sized quantities. I did that for 2.5 months and lost ~50 pounds.
LordOfAlexandria 08.29.11	Well, something similar. Still... if you cut out sugar you can lose about 10 pounds in a week or two.
Motiv3 08.29.11	trick is not to get skinny really fast, meaning don't go on one of those stupid diets where u lose 3 stone in a month and then put 4 back on the next month. I'm just going to assume you don't have a problem with your diet but the obvious thing to say is to eat a healthy balanced diet, that in a sense is actually more important than working out regularly. As for working out there are a number of options but id say the best way is by doing something that you enjoy and will keep you coming back. There's no point in doing exercise if you don't enjoy it enough to keep it up. My uncle does 5-10 km bike rides with my cousin, his brother and his brother's son nearly every week which he really enjoys and has kept up for months now. I used to do Tae Kwon Do 2-4 times a week and i did that for 7 years, that kept me fit and healthy enough (as well as keep my weight down but im one of the fortunate ones of having a high metabolism). So yeah my advice would be to think long term and not short term, keep a good balanced diet and find something you enjoy doing as far as exercise is concerned. There's no point losing all that weight if you are going to put it all back on in 3 weeks. TL;DR version: I'm probably the only one with a serious response.
acorncheese 08.29.11	i'm getting fat too BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON FOOD
taxidermist 08.29.11	"So yeah my advice would be to think long term and not short term" That too. Try to change your diet and incorporate more fruits/veggies/whole grains. Remember, fiber gets you full. Don't just go and lose weight only to gain it back. Keep it off. Make a change. Also, quit soda/sugary drinks. Or have them once in a while. Water is all you need :p
Tupik 08.29.11	The best way to lose weight isn't to stop eating, because you're pretty much assured to gain the weight back afterwards. Eat healthier, avoid eating in between meals, and do daily exercise (it doesn't have to be extreme, start slow and see what you can do). The most important is to eat healthy and not just do it for a week and then quit, it has to be a long-term change.
Mewcopa0 08.29.11	decapitation. can lose up to 25 pounds in 2 seconds.
DiceMan 08.29.11	I lost 80 pounds by eating better and running over the course of a year sooo try it sometime
KimmsightMatters 08.29.11	Great ideas here. Thanks to all who took the question seriously. Omni - Ouch!
FromDaHood 08.29.11	A 22 minutes workout should get you sore
someguest 08.29.11	"I lost 80 pounds by eating better and running over the course of a year sooo try it sometime" Did you go veg?
kangaroopoo 08.29.11	get ur swiss ball and work it https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nqDRUk2ttfo/TWwkgEGcQnI/AAAAAAAABiw/NxTmln4W99Y/s1600/win.gif
Wolfhorde 08.29.11	Don't eat too much bullshit. Try not to combine too much carbohydrates with fat. Do regular workouts. Idk, staying in good shape really doesn't seem that hard where I live.
DiceMan 08.29.11	I'm vegetarian every year during April so yes for a month I did
Wolfhorde 08.30.11	Going veg doesn't necessarily affect your weight. I even know some vegs that have more flab than people with a "usual" diet.
andcas 08.30.11	I know plenty of hefty people who are vegan/vegetarian. it's no loophole.
singthewordhope 08.30.11	Vegetarians tend to eat more carbs so it can actually be worse. Plus it's hard to really get enough protein without eating meat, the combo of high carbs low protein is pretty detrimental to attaining a low body fat %. Yeah yeah supplements but most people don't eat them and they're not great for your kidneys
flamingmouse 08.30.11	meth [22]
Meatplow 08.30.11	accidently bookmarked this list in my browser, fml
Gundlach 08.30.11	The best meal I ever found for losing weight is grilled chicken breast with a little seasoning(pepper is best calorie-wise), scrambled egg whites(with ketchup or tapatio for flavor), and steamed veggies(broccoli or green beans; no butter). Either work out before or after and you will burn calories all night while sleeping
Wolfhorde 08.30.11	"Vegetarians tend to eat more carbs so it can actually be worse. Plus it's hard to really get enough protein without eating meat, the combo of high carbs low protein is pretty detrimental to attaining a low body fat %. Yeah yeah supplements but most people don't eat them and they're not great for your kidneys " That with the protein is not necessarily true. It's pretty hard for vegans, yes. But not for vegetarians. There was also something called "gladiator diet" which was vegetarian and worked out for gladiator training, which - as you should know - was pretty hard for your muscles. And as vegetarian there's still cheese, milk and eggs for protein.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	"accidently bookmarked this list in my browser, fml" lol. I have a friend who accidentally subscribed to my FB statuses and doesn't know how to make them stop going to his phone. Gundlach - that sounds really good. What if I only eat fruits and veggies? I know it isn't "healthy" per se, but I'd lose weight fast?
singthewordhope 08.30.11	There are options but they're not really practical. As opposed to eating 200g of chicken breast, how much milk/cheese/lentils would you have to consume to get the same in a meal? Plus the point is a meat eater has all the options of a vegetarian and can still eat meat to put them over the top. I was vegetarian during my childhood but switching to eating meat was the best decision i made for my health. On a good day as a vegetarian, I'd get about 60g of protein. I can get about 200g now, eating meat, combined with a few cups of milk/day and some supps. Whether or not there's any actual physiological point to consuming that much protein is up for scientific debate but it seems to work for me, especially when bulking.
FromDaHood 08.30.11	I had a disease that made me lose 20 pounds in 9 days. You could try acquiring that.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	What disease is this and how do I go about acquiring it?
auberginedreams 08.30.11	"decapitation. can lose up to 25 pounds in 2 seconds." made me lol hard.
tkxxx7 08.30.11	skip breakfast, eat 5 small meals a day (never right before bed), drink more water, and exercise. all you need really
taxidermist 08.30.11	NEVER skip breakfast. That's the most important meal of the day and gets your metabolism going. It will be harder to lose weight if you don't eat breakfast.
FromDaHood 08.30.11	It's called c. Diff. I don't know if it's a real disease but you can pick it up at any nursing home really.
ZombicidalMan 08.30.11	Tofu dogs are pretty awesome.
tkxxx7 08.30.11	@taxi it's actually the one you should skip if you want to lose weight. Look it upppp. You can get your metabolism going without eating at all - a short jog in the morning will do just as well.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	I don't eat breakfast or lunch usually.
Oafdog 08.30.11	CELERY
BallsToTheWall 08.30.11	Skipping meals makes you gain weight sweetheart. To get skinny, eat healthy, and eat 3 to every 4 hours. Fruit, veggies, nuts lettuce, lean meat, eggs, etc.
tkxxx7 08.30.11	hey watch that s-word.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	Well then why are anorexic people skinny?
taxidermist 08.30.11	Kimm, start eating breakfast. I never used to eat breakfast, but now I eat it daily. Even if it's just a banana and a cup of milk, you gotta have it. http://nutrition.about.com/od/nutrition101/a/breakfast.htm
Oafdog 08.30.11	they eat celery
taxidermist 08.30.11	"Well then why are anorexic people skinny?" Skinny, but NOT healthy.
BallsToTheWall 08.30.11	Doesn't matter, they're scum who think killing themselves to be skinny is a good idea while people in other parts of the world dont have any other option but to starve. Being healthy is the most important aspect in life. And depriving yourself of nutrition is a good idea. Common sense really.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	Okayokay okay. I'll eat celery for breakfast.
taxidermist 08.30.11	Balls knows what's up.
tkxxx7 08.30.11	that's hardly evidence, taxi. she isn't a child, either. Assuming by "breakfast" you mean eating when she first wakes up (I'm guessing around 6-7), then it's best to skip and eat something around 11 or so, then again 2-3, 5-6, etc.
BallsToTheWall 08.30.11	Watch A Film Unfinished, a semi documentary based on 60 minutes of raw German footage detailing life in Warsaw ghettos in the 40's. Come back to me.
Oafdog 08.30.11	now we're talking watch supersize me
tkxxx7 08.30.11	is that directed at me
TheEnigma 08.30.11	"And depriving yourself of nutrition is a good idea. Common sense really." -BallsToTheWall
Uranium 08.30.11	You can eat whatever you want, I do. If I start feeling fat, I go swim for an hour or two and run a mile. It usually does the trick...
taxidermist 08.30.11	Not calling her a child, just guiding her in the right direction to achieve her goals. Breakfast is important and should never be skipped if you plan on losing weight/keeping it off. Been studied and proven.
crazyblinddude 08.30.11	ctrl+f+swim Seriously? No one even mentioned this? I mean I know it's a Kimm list, but still. Swimming is a great way to lose fat. Do that.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	I usually feel sick if I eat first thing in the morning.
Uranium 08.30.11	^haha crazy i said swim two comments above you
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	I like swimming!
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	But then no music :(
crazyblinddude 08.30.11	I posted too late Uranium :p It's kinda obvious though.
taxidermist 08.30.11	"I usually feel sick if I eat first thing in the morning." It doesn't have to be a large breakfast, it can be a fruit and a glass of water or something. Just to have food in your system, get that metabolism going and burning fat, and give you energy ;)
Uranium 08.30.11	I agree, swimming does rule
tkxxx7 08.30.11	fact: eating carbohydrates can and wil linterrupt the metabolizing process for 5-6 hours
Uranium 08.30.11	edit: I prefer almonds when looking for sustained energy. Most nuts are good for that.
tkxxx7 08.30.11	oh yeah and swimming is great too, I dropped like 35-40 one summer from swimming every other day, actually just playing in the pool mostly
crazyblinddude 08.30.11	Water polo ftw, but seriously yeah swimming is great. It works out muscles you normally wouldn't and it's great for cardio, which people neglect I've noticed.
KimmsightMatters 08.30.11	If I eat a banana I feel sick. Maybe too much potassium. Yogurt and granola! I like that. I found this awesome organic, fat-free pro-biotic yogurt. Mix that with granola and dried cranberries and voilà...delicious and nutritious snack. I could make that my breakfast.
taxidermist 08.30.11	Perfect! Do what works for you :)
Tupik 08.30.11	Your goal really shouldn't be to lose weight fast, you should concentrate on losing it permanently. Long-term thinking. Otherwise you're pretty much assured to get all of your lost weight back.
Gmork89 08.30.11	Basically don't eat fast food AT ALL, and try and eat simple healthy things. It's easy if you let it be.
Uranium 08.30.11	Word. Most people complain they're fat and then eat fast food a few times a week not acknowledging that is one of the problems.
andcas 08.30.11	my biggest problem is I become so hungry and eat a lot after I work out.
acorncheese 08.31.11	"my biggest problem is I become so hungry and eat a lot after I work out." this is what happens to me too fuck
foreverendeared 08.31.11	So, just to make you guys mad, I weighed 120lbs for a decade (age 14-24) and finally got up to 140lbs by drinking a 6-pack every day. I also eat whatever the fuck I want all day and don't gain any weight. SUCK IT.
Uranium 08.31.11	"Fast for god: As Dog the bounty hunter would say, "Eat fast food for God brah. Go to in n out burger."
Meatplow 08.31.11	what happened to yr other thread about boys I was anxiously waiting for a response
thunder15 08.31.11	"And depriving yourself of nutrition is a good idea. Common sense really." -BallsToTheWall
Tupik 09.01.11	"So, just to make you guys mad, I weighed 120lbs for a decade (age 14-24) and finally got up to 140lbs by drinking a 6-pack every day. I also eat whatever the fuck I want all day and don't gain any weight. SUCK IT." Same here, I've never gained any weight at all. Maybe I just shit too much.
WeepingBanana 09.01.11	i weighed 160 for the longest time. then i got to college and i was like 175. now i'm like 170. still wish i was thinner i'm like 6'1"
taxidermist 09.01.11	Holy fuck, didn't know you were that tall weeping.
DinoX 09.01.11	I worked out all summer and shit due to me being a fatty. All these complex diets are ridiculous, exercise, run, lift weights, and eat healthy foods and you'll lose weight it really is that simple.
KimmsightMatters 09.01.11	"what happened to yr other thread about boys I was anxiously waiting for a response" Realized it was easily the stupidest list I ever made, promptly took it down.
foreverendeared 09.02.11	I'm 5'11, so I'm really skinny for my height.
Meatplow 09.02.11	kimm would you walk on me in high heels
Tyrael 09.02.11	Man what a great thread this is
KimmsightMatters 09.02.11	I could literally kill you with my high heels.