couldwinarabbit
03.05.11 | you have awful taste in music. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Sweet, now you can live like a heathen like I do. Drink beer, fuck bitches, get money, and wash.
Have a good time, particularly fucking bitches. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | *Had.
For the most part I don't listen to these bands anymore except maybe once in a while for memories' sake.
Shinedown rules though. |
This Life is Genocide
03.05.11 | this stuff was popular like 6 years ago lol |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Yeah I know. I liked it in junior high. So not quite six years, but still a few years back. |
puma35
03.05.11 | numb used to be my fuckin jam in my angsty 13 yr old days |
couldwinarabbit
03.05.11 | If I were a parent and my kid bought one of these I would take it away from them then beat them senseless with said cd. |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | If my kid came home wearing a kid a t shirt I would burn the t shirt while they were still wearing it |
ButcheredChildren
03.05.11 | Kimmdependence
clever |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Yep. I can play with my name so much, I love it. |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | needs more immolation |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | Yep. I can play with my .... so much, I love it. |
Chrisjon89
03.05.11 | The Dirrty Video from 4 was a big turning point for me, along with Kylie Minogue's 'Can't Get You Out of My Head' video. I was never the same after that.
Best of luck with the move. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Can't Get You Out of My Head is such an unbelievably catchy song!
Thanks Chris =] |
ButcheredChildren
03.05.11 | I bet thats not all you can play with |
Defeater
03.05.11 | Kimm |
KILL
03.05.11 | how can you be bothered to do this wow |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Are boys allowed into your apartment? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | LOL STOKES I LOVE YOU.
acorncheese - Yep. Come swing by, we'll have a beer. You like Guinness? |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | Are men allowed in your apartment? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Yep, do you qualify? |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | Last time I checked |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | deviant just looked down to make sure |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Alright well if you're ever in Calgary you let me know. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | "deviant just looked down to make sure"
Probably. |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | sput-harmony |
Defeater
03.05.11 | I think UPS might have to deliver me
cause I got a huge package! |
Zanders
03.05.11 | Out of curiosity, how old are you? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Stokes are you serious? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Zanders - I'm 18. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | I'm older than you. |
Zanders
03.05.11 | @ Kimm, thanks. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | lol |
Defeater
03.05.11 | 18?
Too old... |
fr33convict
03.05.11 | "I don't even know where Calgary is."
It's not in the US so it doesn't matter
FUCK YEAH AMERICA |
tiesthatbind
03.05.11 | U.S.A!
U.S.A! |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | "18?
Too old..."
How old are you? |
Defeater
03.05.11 | LOL |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | He's 32, but he's just stating the obvious. 18 is too old. For fucking. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | What the hell, 18 is perfect. In fact, I'm gonna go around asking girls if they are exactly 18, and if they are, make a devilishly aggressive pass at them. If not, punch their head and run the fuck away. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Is the legal age of consent 21 in the States? |
Defeater
03.05.11 | legal age of consent in michigan is 16 |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | My flatmate actually asked to see a girl's id before he took her home last night. Kinda surprised she was still keen after that |
Xenophanes
03.05.11 | Good luck living on your own! Its a scary world out there. Oh wait, you live in Canada. Nevermind, its just the US that's scary. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Legal age varies by state. It's mostly 17 and 18 I think. |
Zanders
03.05.11 | It's 18, but you can't drink alcoholic drinks until you are 21. |
Xenophanes
03.05.11 | Yeah our drinking age is lolbad |
fr33convict
03.05.11 | nvm |
Zanders
03.05.11 | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America |
couldwinarabbit
03.05.11 | Deviant you would live in a flat.
|
Josh D.
03.05.11 | It's not 15, but ok. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | It should be drinking, consent, then tobacco. Get her drunk, bang her, post-coitus cigarette. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Colonel Angus, American hero. |
Waior
03.05.11 | Post-cotius cigarettes are my favourite. |
FreePizzaDay
03.05.11 | Smoking is bad for your sperm, better to smoke pre-coitus. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | lol
yeah if your gf/wife gives birth to a retard, you get reimbursement from the state! |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | "Deviant you would live in a flat."
Because? |
Defeater
03.05.11 | you're a trend setting electronic master |
FreePizzaDay
03.05.11 | Nothing trendy about living in a flat. It just means you're poor. For example, I'm poor. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Flat is an adjective, dummies. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlWLBofObfA |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Y'all know me, still same ol' G, but I been saying flat as a noun. |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | I'm not poor. A flat means a house or an apartment |
This Life is Genocide
03.05.11 | "Post-coitus..."
definitely a virgin |
FreePizzaDay
03.05.11 | I've never seen anyone call a house a flat unless they are only renting a portion of it. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | that was a joke there, chief |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | "A flat means a house or an apartment"
We wuz joking. |
UnnamedOcean
03.05.11 | Cool joke, bro. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Cool. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Swanky |
This Life is Genocide
03.05.11 | sarcasm+internet= srs bizns |
Deviant.
03.05.11 | "We wuz joking."
Was in response to FeePizzaDay
"I've never seen anyone call a house a flat unless they are only renting a portion of it."
Different sayings for different parts of the world |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Damn FeePizzaDay. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | no, everybody is from america |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Our vision here at Sputnik? Well, first off, I'd like to start by saying |
FreePizzaDay
03.05.11 | "Damn FeePizzaDay."
Sorry :( |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Fee |
FreePizzaDay
03.05.11 | Who charges fees for pizza? |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Papa Domino Hut |
Defeater
03.05.11 | "I used to be pretty angsty...had a lot of issues."
really |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Tell us all about it, please. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Please, tell us all about it. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Please. |
pizzamachine
03.05.11 | TELL US NOW OR YOU CAN KISS YOUR RUBBER DUCKY GOODBYE |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Make a move and the bunny gets it. |
pizzamachine
03.05.11 | Nothing must stand in my way. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Lol I was just angry all the time and I didn't get along with my parents at all. |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | If this thread isn't on flag plz by morning, then theacademy has failed. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | So fuck you all, all of y'all, if you don't like me, blow me. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | What would it be on there for? |
wyankeif1337
03.05.11 | so is this thread worth the time to read through, or should i just go back to my gay hipster bm? |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Is that how it is in Canada? I'm coming to Calgary. Especially now that I've got a place to crash.
"Alright well if you're ever in Calgary you let me know." |
WashboardSuds
03.05.11 | in all seriousness, I'm happy for you. 6 is enjoyable |
andcas
03.05.11 | white female problems, how do they survive? |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | In all seriousness, I still couldn't give a shit |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Thanks. I'm really excited.
I EVEN BOUGHT A AIR BED!!!! |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | WHY?! |
WashboardSuds
03.05.11 | lucky. I just bought a new futon last month, fucking thing collapsed to the floor while i was at work lol |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | How do you know it was while you were at work? |
Defeater
03.05.11 | are these other two girls hot and not christian |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | A futon? Must be 13. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | I was looking for a b-day present for one of the 2 year olds I babysit and I just walked past air beds and thought why not? Haha.
My mom thinks I'm crazy for not taking my bed from home. I'll probably change my mind after a few weeks. =p |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Have you ever slept inside of an air bed? |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Air beds are almost the worst. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Inside, no. |
andcas
03.05.11 | I know moving out is exciting but it's not really that big of a deal. it's like defeater posting a list like "hey guys, I just
paid some bills" |
WashboardSuds
03.05.11 | "How do you know it was while you were at work?"
it was just sort of hanging on one side when I got home, the little plastic stopper was a shitty |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Have you ever been to America? |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | "it was just sort of hanging on one side when I got home, the little plastic stopper was a shitty"
Could've been while you were driving to or from work. |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | I always loved sleeping on them when I went camping so I thought I might as well try.
That way I can just slide it up against the wall during the day so I have more room for activities. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | You could sleep on the floor in the space you make from pushing your bed to the side. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | "I know moving out is exciting but it's not really that big of a deal. it's like defeater posting a list like "hey guys, I just paid some bills OMGZZZZ"'
The only bill I pay is a hooker tab. |
WashboardSuds
03.05.11 | "Could've been while you were driving to or from work."
could have been when I was unlocking my door too |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | Have I been to America? Yes. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Are you ever going to move to America? |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Quit creeping, oceansized. |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | There are Mormons in Canada? |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Dude. I was getting to the part where she agrees to move in with me. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | go read your qu'ran |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | "There are Mormons in Canada?"
Jesus. Is Kimm LDS? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | I was thinking of moving to America in the future. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | KIMM U LDS? |
KimmsightMatters
03.05.11 | No I'm not LDS omgshh. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | No she's not LDS. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Thank fuck. |
Defeater
03.05.11 | Lesbian Diabetic Society |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Please donate. |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | Nothing turns me on more than obese lesbians |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Get a blog going |
Defeater
03.05.11 | kinda like the first time I watched the live action flintstones movie |
Maniac!
03.05.11 | Stop it guys, I'm getting horny over here. |
acorncheese
03.05.11 | Get a glob going |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Codex Page |
North0House2
03.05.11 |
I'm just gonna build my own 96 square foot house lol. |
Josh D.
03.05.11 | Put a pool in it. |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | No. Put a house in your pool. |
Defeater
03.06.11 | drop a duece in the |
Maniac!
03.06.11 | I'm gonna rent out an outhouse. I hear they're cheap and convenient. |
North0House2
03.06.11 | House pool. Then you could play pool in your house on the pool after you car-pooled home from work. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | roomies? |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Pool. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | Lock yourself in a gun safe with a few basic living supplies then submerge it in a pool. |
Defeater
03.06.11 | who needs a pool table when you have a boner and a woman |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Who needs a pool table when you have a table. |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | Lock your gun in a gun safe. |
North0House2
03.06.11 | Hardcore. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Gun your safe in a lock. |
Defeater
03.06.11 | who needs a table when you have a floor
for fucking |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | "Lock your gun in a gun safe."
that ur punk band? |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Who needs a floor when you don't. |
pizzamachine
03.06.11 | You just floored me. |
Defeater
03.06.11 | who needs walls when you have mud |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | Why fly a kite when you can just pop a pill? |
Defeater
03.06.11 | who needs black when you have whites |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | Why have a floor when you can float? |
pizzamachine
03.06.11 | Why fly a kite when you can jump off a cliff? |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | Why use the hover boots when you can use the iron boots? |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | Why post on Sputnik when you can fuck a grizzly bear? |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | What just happened. |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | Sputnik happened. |
North0House2
03.06.11 | Spudnik. |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | happened. |
pizzamachine
03.06.11 | It's happenin'. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | Yeah
It's happening |
Scoot
03.06.11 | ________.________|_
|.The who gives a | ||___
| __ fuck TRUCK __ l ||__||)
(@)(@)****(@)*****(@)
|
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Beep beep. |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | Lol Scoot! |
Scoot
03.06.11 | rolls through now and again |
grindcore777
03.06.11 | "That way I can just slide it up against the wall during the day so I have more room for activities."
;) |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | You know it Codypie ;) |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | KimmsightMatters Check ur txts I sent u sum hot ones.
February 3 08:49 PM |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | Lol
Jokes. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that's hot |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | "Lol
Jokes."
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME HOMEWRECKER |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | What day is it in Canada right now? |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | The day before tomorrow. |
andcas
03.06.11 | the privacy is great. |
couldwinarabbit
03.06.11 | GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANEEEESE GIRLS!!! |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Uh, where the fuck have you been. |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | I wish sputnik could be my personal blog D: |
fr33convict
03.06.11 | If I used Spuntik as my personal blog……
Oh wait I do nvm. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | What's wrong with beer, bitches, and Sputnik. |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | but we like you fr33 |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Speak for yourself. |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | Lol, good to hear from you Pit.
I actually haven't been on much lately but yesterday it was confirmed that my roomies and I got the house and this afternoon I was bored so I came here. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Plus I ate at Lupe Torilla last night and Carraba's tonight.
Yeah, just for the food, I'd be me if I could, and I am, so I can. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Started my other half sleeve on Tuesday too. |
Masochist
03.06.11 | Pit has RLS...that's harsh.
'Sup, Kimm. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | 200 |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | 201 |
Masochist
03.06.11 | 2OH!2 |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | OHSHI- |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | SLAM! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh. |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | that totally messed up the flow |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Good. |
acorncheese
03.06.11 | EW GROSS |
Ovrot
03.06.11 | wait.... what kind of schoolboy... |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | Sampsonite! Man, I was way off.
Knew it started with an "s" though. |
Josh D.
03.06.11 | OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! |
andcas
03.06.11 | are those your skis?...both of them? |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | Oh hey Masochist. |
Spec
03.06.11 | Congrats dude, hope all goes well. |
FreePizzaDay
03.06.11 | Big Gulps, eh? aaaahhhhlll right! Welp. See ya later! |
KimmsightMatters
03.06.11 | Thanks Spec. Come visit :) |