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Army Of One...

I have no idea but this came to mind on my drive in to work today: So, in the mid nineties when I was 18 I had graduated high school and was completely aimless. One night after being up for 36 hours roughly 10 of which were spent at various Waffle Houses and having had multiple conversations about going nowhere slow my buddy Kev and I made the decision to join the Army. We shaved his head (I didn?t want my head shaved) sacked up and headed on down to the recruiters office. We took the pre-test and did well enough to get the recruiters frothing at the mouth and were introduced to the officer in charge of the area as he happened to be there for the day. We agreed to go take the ASVAB (I?ve always heard it pronounced ass-vab or az-vab) the next weekend and headed home and eventually crashed. After about 15 hours of sleep we woke up and immediately decided that there was no way in hell we were going into the army. We called the recruiter and backed out of the appointment for that weekend. Roughly an hour later the commanding officer called to inform us that we were fucking pussy retards that deserved to be disemboweled and beheaded. Luckily for us we were crashing at our crazy anti-authoritarian friend?s house who took great pleasure in taking over the conversation as he was always looking for an opportunity to cut his teeth on an insult veteran. Once it was decided that the officer was going to come and kill us the call was terminated. Roughly an hour after that the original recruitment officer called to apologize and explain that the commanding officer was unstable and would be retired in a few weeks/months (I don?t remember). He also assured us that no one would be killing anyone. Anyone else have a pleasant recruitment story like this? List is digs and new stuff for today.
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