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10 Even Worse Movies/dig List

I don?t recommend anyone looks for these or tries to watch them ever? no matter how kind my blurb might be. Half the list is digs. The other half is 1 necessary pairing and 4 albums that had a track on that movies original sound track.
1Diamond Head
Lightning to the Nations


Hell Comes to Frog Town IMDB rating: 5.2/10 A USA ?Up-All-Night? standby, HCtFT is a Rowdy Roddy Piper post- apocalyptic shitfest that makes you wish you were watching just about anything else.
2Porcupine Tree
Deadwing


Cherry 2000 IMDB rating: 5/10 This movie was on late night TBS TNT or USA pretty much every day of my youth. Low budget 80?s ?B? post-apocalyptic sci-fi combined with Meg Griffith when you still wanted to fuck her.
3The Decemberists
The Hazards Of Love


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie IMDB rating: 2.7/10 I actually collected Garbage Pail Kid bubble gum cards when I was a kid so I was particularly offended by this money grab. The cast they got for this movie is pretty good for the time and the puppet work is outstanding but fuck me if there is anything else good to say about this abortion. It?s about antique collector and his assistant who find a mysterious garbage can from outer-space? Do I really need to say anything else?
4Neil Young
Mirrorball


American Ninja IMDB rating: 4.8/10 I know I?m messing with a legend here but I?m honestly surprised it carries a 4.8 average. This movie was horrible and totally unbelievable in any way. At 11 years old (about the time it hit HBO) I was calling shenanigans on this turd. Whatever you do don?t ever watch this unless you have a LARGE vial of meth and a ball-peen hammer to smack yourself with. It?s Michael Dudikoff at his finest? yah you read that right.
5The Pineapple Thief
Tightly Unwound


Best of the Best IMDB rating 5.8/10 Okay fucking with another legend here but this time the rating is deserved. This is a prime B-movie but it?s still a B-movie. This movie has some of the worst music you?ve ever heard in an 80?s movie and some of the worst pacing problems ever seen. That being said it really is Eric Roberts at his best and probably the only reason he continues to get A-movie bit parts and leads in B-movies to this day.
6Queen
A Kind of Magic


Highlander: The Final Dimension IMDB rating: 3.9/10 Realistically there is no reason to go beyond the original movie unless you want to get into the series which isn?t bad. If you wanted to go ahead and watch the second movie I?d say go for it but make sure you watch the ?Renegade Version?? most will disagree with me their but hell I?m okay with it. Then there was III A.K.A. The Final Dimension or as I like to call it Highlander: Fucking a Dead Horse in Hopes of Getting a Few More Pennies out of This Franchise. Of course that title would never work. Besides the fact that it is way too long it is obviously way too honest.
7Owl City
All Things Bright and Beautiful


Going Overboard IMDB rating: a very very generous 1.9/10 Anyone else get fooled by this mother fucker? Yah I did but I saw it in 96 after Billy Madison hit big and some friends of mine and I were looking for a little more Sandler comedy to wash it down with. We watched the whole thing just waiting for it to get funny? it never did and I have a bitter taste in my mouth over it to this day. If to this point you have been like ?oh I love B-movies I?m going to check some of these out? that?s fine but not this one? really NO! I?m pairing it with Owl City because it needs an appropriately shitty album to go with it.
8Nine Inch Nails
Pretty Hate Machine


Prayer of the Roller Boys IMDB rating: 4.8/10 Similar to Gleaming the Cube it was a movie based on an x-game (this time rollerblading) and it had an old favorite child actor Corey Haim and I really wanted to bang Patricia Arquette so of course I loved it. This movie is pretty much total crap but I will again give it a fanboy 6/10 just for the memories.
9The Dickies
Stukas Over Disneyland


Gleaming the Cube IMDB rating: 5/10 God I loved this movie when I was a kid? It had Christian Slater and it was about Skate boarding and beating the odds. A cameo by Tony Hawk (a real legend at that time) didn?t hurt either. Looking back it was a bad movie? really bad but I?d give it a fanboy 7/10
10Darude
Before the Storm


Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever IMDB rating: 3.5/10 (that is a generous rating) Holy god? where is the acting? With a budget this large and a cast this well known no one should have ever Okayed the release for this. Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu at their absolute worst, this is the first movie that comes to mind when someone asks me what the worst movie I?ve ever seen is.
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