omnipanzer
05.03.11 | Well, it's what I'll be listening to. I don't really care what you listen to. ;^P |
PinkElephants
05.03.11 | I'd stick it in. |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | Fuck, I like Pizza. |
BigHans
05.03.11 | Im in charge of National Security. |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | I can handle all things sharp. Both blades and food. |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | Yes Hans, yes you are... assuming The PM agrees. I'm mearly an advisor/facilitator.
*really I'm just in it for the pussy shrapnel. |
BigHans
05.03.11 | I consider it an honor |
Tyrael
05.03.11 | I sure hope that Pizzamachine will install a totalitarian regime like he should. |
BigHans
05.03.11 | I hope he structures his policies similar to Al Bundy when he founded No Ma'am |
Aids
05.03.11 | it's like you had this huge list planned and started posting the bands in alphabetical order and then got bored after 'B' |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | "I hope he structures his policies similar to Al Bundy when he founded No Ma'am"
^this
"it's like you had this huge list planned and started posting the bands in alphabetical order and then got bored after 'B'"
I actually have to worry about our firewall cutting me off randomly so if I make a list from here it has to be fast and furious. ;^) |
Ovrot
05.03.11 | I would join this country
|
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | U should sir. |
Ovrot
05.03.11 | I shall! |
PinkElephants
05.03.11 | I want to be part of this awesome country... |
BigHans
05.03.11 | as Omni said yesterday, you must be of European descent and anti-Liberal to join. Oh, and you must appreciate the musical stylings of Hulk Hogan, I just added that as National Security Advisor. |
Ovrot
05.03.11 | Sweet.
I'm German and Independant. |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | All sputters are welcome to become pizzamachinicans.
*subject to final approval of The PM |
Ovrot
05.03.11 | I want to be executive priest sex-er |
PinkElephants
05.03.11 | I'm of UK/Irish decent, you saw my post earlier, and Hulk Hogan's musical stylings happen to have me wet in the panties on a daily basis. Am I in Hans? |
BigHans
05.03.11 | as far as Im concerned you are. You must consult with High Priest Omnipanzer |
Ovrot
05.03.11 | Oh..
He's a priest eh.... |
BigHans
05.03.11 | oh I forgot you were obsessed with Priests |
Spec
05.03.11 | Priest fetish. |
Tyrael
05.03.11 | I'm Belgian and I'm a communist. Can I join now? |
pizzamachine
05.03.11 | Oh hey guys. |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | I'm applying for handling the sharp indirigents of the Pizza and the cutlery. I will also serve to attack any enemy of Pizzamachinica with cuterly & sharp indirigents.
Also German and good with Hulk Hogan's musical stylings. Staying out of politics unless making fun of extremists and dogmatists. Oh, and I can supply alcohol. |
pizzamachine
05.03.11 | I claim this new land in the name of pizzamachine, and I further name it Pizzamachinica! |
Ire
05.03.11 | gay list |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | INFIDEL! Burn him! |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | You must also meet the aforementioned guidelines (see Osama is dead thread).
Thank you Hans.
It is preferred that you are REAL Americans AKA of euro-asian decent and not a full blown Liberal (anti-american american). |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | For those of you new to the movement the plan is to place ballasts under California and force the fault line so we can separate from the United States of America. At this point we will become a separate union for true Americans by true Americans and proclaiming it Pizzamachinica named after our new leader (whether he likes it or not) Pizzamachine. Please be aware that all non-Americans will be ejected and will be responsible for his/her own travel accommodations. As we will be an island nation planning ahead will be key to a smooth excommunication on his/her part.
With love and respect
Secretary of state Omnipanzer
|
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | Wolfhorde is in
*subject to final approval of The PM |
pizzamachine
05.03.11 | I give my approval to all those were subject to final approval of myself. |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | Such as it is it is Noted as such sir. |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | I shall start sending my equipment. There will be 5 cargo ships with alcohol and 5 with cutleries and pizza indirigents. |
pizzamachine
05.03.11 | When it comes, I will accept the shipment in person. |
Wolfhorde
05.03.11 | I am honored. I hope you like spicy Pizza, I also put in some of the best indirigents I could find for a hot tomato sauce. |
pizzamachine
05.03.11 | Spicy would be excellent, many thanks Wolfhorde. |
omnipanzer
05.03.11 | Wolfy, Could you also bring us a few cases of Kinder eggs? Our smarter children have been denied this treat for far too long sir. |
AngelofDeath
05.03.11 | Sounds like a real paradise. Too bad it will be short-lived with no women. |
BigHans
05.04.11 | Angel, I will also declare myself Ambassador of Pussy. That should help solve that problem post haste. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | "Sounds like a real paradise. Too bad it will be short-lived with no women."
That is an unusual assumption to make AoD. California is already filled with women. We will also give free housing to any additional women that would like to relocate to Pizzamachinica. I'm sure there will be plenty of available homes after the non-Americans have been removed. They would have to pass a screening for attractiveness of course. All Pizzamachinicans will probably need to serve 2 years mandatory in the Pizzamachinica porn services Soon to officiously be renames to Pizzamachinica Job and Family Services (PJFS). We have to stimulate that economy and our major export will be a porn trade with eastern Asia. |
PinkElephants
05.04.11 | I'm out. Eastern Asia porn includes small children more than half the time (case in point - Taiwan.) no thanks, kiddie porn doesn't appeal to me.
Unless a law is put in place restricting child pornography, I will officially be rescinding my application for Pizzamachinica citizenship. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | Child pornography can come from their but that does not mean it is what we need to produce. You're going to your dark place Pink. Child pornography would of course never be legally made or exported from Pizzamachinica. Please refrain from besmirching the Pizzamachinica name further with any more of your wild assumptions sir. |
PinkElephants
05.04.11 | hey, the line "Child pornography would of course never be legally made or exported from Pizzamachinica." is all I needed to read. As long as that's in the Constitution of Pizzamachinica, we will have no issues. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | The basic framework of the Constitution of Pizzamachinica will be lifted from the USA as we LOVE it. There will simply be some tweaks made and in some cases we will follow it a little more faithfully. Once we have a gold version to release it will be made available to the general public via the introwebz and a finalized version will be voted on. Of course all changes proposed by the public will be adopted, discarded or even viewed at The PM's discretion. |
PinkElephants
05.04.11 | that's a dnor approved plan. |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | "Wolfy, Could you also bring us a few cases of Kinder eggs? Our smarter children have been denied this treat for far too long sir."
Sure, that will be no problem. What about rights btw? Will women and men have the same rights? |
BigHans
05.04.11 | Keep in mind that I would be running security dnor. I mean, anyone caught with child porn would be fucking tortured on live television. So yeah, no worries brah. |
PinkElephants
05.04.11 | Good. Good, Hans. I trust you. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | Good question Wolfy and I'm glad you asked.
As stated previously the Independent State of Pizzamachinica (ISP) will be a democratic land where all (who are judged worthy to stay) are considered equal and given equal rights. There will be freedom for all (where The PM sees fit to grant it) and all will be required to chip in. This will be much akin to the European nations rightfully occupying the Americas and much work will need to be completed for us to "appropriate" the current infrastructure. No slackers will be tolerated and those seeking "welfare" will be handed to Hans to do with as he sees fit. If there are any additional questions please feel free to post them here. Now, brothers and sisters is the time to ask such questions. Once the occupation has begun I will be far to busy drinking free wine from my newly acquired vineyards. |
Ovrot
05.04.11 | I'm in. |
AngelofDeath
05.04.11 | Lol. Can I sit around and drink beer and be generally unproductive? |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Yes, if that is your wish. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | I would have said no as all members of society will be needed at some level however The PM has spoken. AoD, might I suggest instead you lean more toward the arts. Culinary or musician perhaps would suit your taste. Additionally there will always be the need for the likes of brew masters. There is of course the mandatory 2 years of stud service outlined in the PJFS bill of 2011. |
Ovrot
05.04.11 | Place me oh mighty omni. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | I want in. I can cook like a motherfucker. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | I hereby allow one week, per year, (at every person's discretion) for general laziness. Any time committed towards laziness beyond the given week will result in harsh consequences. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Also, I allow curse to join. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | I believe you would do well as the head of education and child discipline. It seems to me that you dislike children severely which would make you perfect for this position. If I am incorrect in this assessment please enlighten me to your finer points and qualifications. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | pizza, we be bros |
Ovrot
05.04.11 | Why would I hate children? |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | super bros |
tkxxx7
05.04.11 | saw title as "machina" and thought this was a Final Fantasy thread |
Ovrot
05.04.11 | Also, I love animals, can I be in charge of animals?
Like, Director of Animals |
Curse.
05.04.11 | Can Stokes be my illegal immigrant assistant? |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Ovrot, if that is your wish then it is granted. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Curse, your request is quite unique and will take much thought. |
Ovrot
05.04.11 | Yes!
Kittens for everyone
or sloths if you want one of those! |
Curse.
05.04.11 | See? We could have Stokes talking in a funny accent, making everybody laugh, all while he is doing menial labor for little to no pay in my restaurant. |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | And he can serve us Pizza. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | why would we cook up Pizza? |
tkxxx7
05.04.11 | ohmygod Inheritance comes out later this year guys omg omg Roran |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | "why would we cook up Pizza?"
Dude. Srsly. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | Secretary of parks and recreation. You will have a bevy of rangers at your comand sir. (to be finalized by The PM)
Stokes: please go back to the top and reread the thread as you racially qualify but I'm unaware of your political leanings sir. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | omni, he already accepted his role as my slave. Don't start giving him rights and shit. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | cool |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | On a different subject, Pizzamachinica must have a national anthem. I am open to suggestions as long as they pertain to my musical taste as closely as possible. The national anthem is subject to my final approval. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | Well Stokes I live the life of a Viking, so, when in doubt, rape and pillage. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Radiohead shall never be mentioned from this day forth. Also, those who listen to or buy Radiohead albums and songs shall be executed publicly through whatever method I feel like at the time. |
Curse.
05.04.11 | I think the national anthem should be Gods Of War Arise, but that is just the need to rape and pillage talking. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | I will be sure to listen to that song. |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | Let's have pre-dinner Pizza. It's good for you. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | BOUNCING SOULS - THE PIZZA SONG
Dean Martin - That's Amore |
Sanders
05.04.11 | Is this open to all varietys of fast food? I'm English, and have the same surname as the Colonel! And live in the town where the first UK KFC was opened... So I know a thing or two about juicy breasts. |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | Go up and read the entering qualifications needed. |
Sanders
05.04.11 | Well I'm English, and apathetic. Does that grant me a pizza visa? Or a Pisa....? |
Wolfhorde
05.04.11 | Omni and Pizza have to agree. I'm only the man for cutlery, sharp indirigents and alcohol. |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Omni, we must talk about this. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | "Omni and Pizza have to agree. I'm only the man for cutlery, sharp indirigents and alcohol. "
^ I Agreed as long as there is not a monopoly. If you get greedy Wolfy we will have you undercut. (subject to The pm's agreement)
"Well I'm English, and apathetic. Does that grant me a pizza visa? Or a Pisa....?"
I am not appreciating your snarky nature sir. if you meet the qualifications you are in (all chicken matters aside). |
Sanders
05.04.11 | Please pardon my tone, twas not meant to be snarky! |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | Jesus I've been proposed Secretary of state for all of 2 days and I want to break shit. It's not easy bein' green. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | "Please pardon my tone, twas not meant to be snarky! "
Tone pardoned, statement stands sir. |
Sanders
05.04.11 | "as Omni said yesterday, you must be of European descent and anti-Liberal to join. Oh, and you must appreciate the musical stylings of Hulk Hogan, I just added that as National Security Advisor."
I believe I fulfill said criteria. And may I put forward a request for a national anthem....?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg
I direct your attention to 19-25 seconds. |
omnipanzer
05.04.11 | Well plaid sir, you ar IN (subject to The pm's agreement). |
pizzamachine
05.04.11 | Sounds good to me. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | And it is so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Sanders
05.05.11 | I think it was S Club 7 who said it best when they sang "I never had a dream come true, until the day I found Pizzamachinica". |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | And so it came to pass, on Christmas day, |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | Hold up a sec, dude just quoted S club 7... any one else smell a spy here? |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | I don't know, but I sure smell something. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | ^ agreed sir.
What would you like me to do about it sir? |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | Please get rid of that blasted smell. |
Sanders
05.05.11 | Well that was probably the shortest anyone's been part of anything ever in the history of the universe. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | Scrubbing crew is on its way sir. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | "Well that was probably the shortest anyone's been part of anything ever in the history of the universe."
You can fuck right off sir but please do send us some Cadbury flaky bars... that is all. |
Sanders
05.05.11 | I've gone into hiding. I've covered myself in a disguise of various pizza toppings and anti-liberal literature. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | I really expected feater by now I gotta say. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | We will find you, and then we will kill you. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | Hey hey, hey ... I prefer no killing although it is truly up to you sir. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | Alright alright. BUT I'M WATCHING HIM |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | Cool, I'm hip. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | hmmm I believe advertising for Pizzamachinica is in order. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | Only if they are sub-par!!!! |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | You're fired cunt! |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | You just got fired... cunt. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | However, I will forgive you. You are hereby considered not fired. |
PinkElephants
05.05.11 | dnor will need a job within ISP. and it must be a useful job, as dnor is a useful user on sputnik. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | PE/dnor is always welcome as a sputbud. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | Brilliant work sir, if you wish to design more propaganda in the future, do not hesitate. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | "Brilliant work sir, if you wish to design more propaganda in the future, do not hesitate."
I fully agree. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | You are subject to my approval good sir, and I approve. |
PinkElephants
05.05.11 | I, sir, would like a high ranking job within the government of ISP, please...PM's official best friend has a nice ring to it. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | "I, sir, would like a high ranking job within the government of ISP, please...PM's official best friend has a nice ring to it."
Wouldn't we all pffft . blow!
calm down dnor your in just be clam... |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | Omni, I believe the power you have is getting to your head. Be reminded that I am still in complete control of Pizzamachinica. |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | You are quite welcome to join this community. What skills do you possess? |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | My staff will work around the clock to check whether or not you, indeed, have good taste in music. |
PinkElephants
05.05.11 | I will not be spoken to in such a manner Omni, I most certainly will not be CLAM. I'm glad PM flaunted his authority over you. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | "Omni, I believe the power you have is getting to your head. Be reminded that I am still in complete control of Pizzamachinica."
You may or may not be correct Its 50/50. Either way your reminder is noted sir. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | "I will not be spoken to in such a manner Omni, I most certainly will not be CLAM. I'm glad PM flaunted his authority over you."
/tap foot |
JamieTwort
05.05.11 | sounds like one awesome country. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | We need an official ambassador of 80's rock sir. I also insist on having an "Officious Seeing Eye Bitch" but that's a separate topic altogether. |
JamieTwort
05.05.11 | I would more than happily take up the role of ambassador of 80's rock. |
omnipanzer
05.05.11 | It is so.
*subject to The pm's agreement |
JamieTwort
05.05.11 | Sweet |
pizzamachine
05.17.11 | The pm agrees. |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | bump for good times. |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | Whole lotta tongues in cheeks in here. |
someguest
04.03.12 | diggin the sandra fluke up top there |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | condoms and whores... what condoms and whores? |
someguest
04.03.12 | i meant slut |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | sluts that's it, so you like my wet ginger slut? |
someguest
04.03.12 | yes, can't tell by that picture if she's wet or not though |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | http://thechive.com/2012/03/01/redheads-have-more-fun-chivette-tara-sebela-25-hq-photos/
Enjoy sir, she is quite hot imho. |
someguest
04.03.12 | i'll save it for home, at school in a packed comp lab hahaha |
omnipanzer
04.03.12 | Don't bogard, they will appreciate it too. |
omnipanzer
06.12.12 | All hail the PM! |
Graveyard
06.12.12 | Fuck no. |
pizzamachine
06.12.12 | OH this is what you meant to link to. :) |