thejon93rd: 10 Comedies That I Thought I'd Hate...

intotheshit 02.20.13	Lol list. The descriptions are funnier than the movies themselves.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	LOL, thank you? :D
Trebor17 02.20.13	You have horrible taste
Inveigh 02.20.13	8 is obviously awesome but most of these wouldn't even count as guilty pleasures for me 9 definitely would though
Trebor17 02.20.13	Christmas Vacation is all "Get me the fuck away from these other movies"
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Thanks, man. Really appreciate the thought, Trebor.
Yotimi 02.20.13	...but 9 is great
theacademy 02.20.13	"SCARY MOVIE 3: The only Scary Movie that I can tolerate watching" kill yourself.
theacademy 02.20.13	"THE CHANGE-UP: This movie's quite possibly the funniest body-swap comedy that I've ever seen." lol
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Maybe, but critics hated it (which made me think that I would as well). Hence the title.
theacademy 02.20.13	10 is atrocious.
theacademy 02.20.13	9 rules and i like little nicky a lot.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	theacademy, why don't you go fuck yourself. Telling me to kill myself over a fucking movie? Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you.
wabbit 02.20.13	fuck you theacademy [2]
WeepingBanana 02.20.13	you like Scary Movie 3 and Weekend at Bernie's is your guilty pleasure??? WAT
Trebor17 02.20.13	Please watch Sleepwalk With Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Manhattan on netflix and get some taste
intotheshit 02.20.13	I agree with acad.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	I've seen Sleepwalk With Me actually, and I thought that it was great. But man, come on. These are literally films in which I was expecting to hate to death and somehow I came out liking them. Maybe it's because I was around the right people when I saw them, I didn't watch them alone like some loser looking for something to nitpick to death. I watched these to laugh, and I did. What's the matter with that?
intotheshit 02.20.13	It just tells us that you shouldn't reproduce, and if you have already, God help us all.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Like you should be talking intotheshit, if you had offspring, they'd probably come out of the wrong end.
intotheshit 02.20.13	Since when do babies come out of assholes?
Trebor17 02.20.13	Damn Jon so witty, did you write any of these movies?
Atari 02.20.13	"Plus, Olivia Wilde and Leslie Mann get naked in the film... no harm there." lmao. those aren't actually leslie mann's boobs hope you know that.
intotheshit 02.20.13	That was almost as bad as when Palace told me I was birthed from a fart.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Atari, thanks for the info... but any boobs will do.
Cygnatti 02.20.13	he probably wrote the plot and script for 1
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Of course I did.
Atari 02.20.13	it's kind of funny that leslie mann did a fake topless scene though
intotheshit 02.20.13	" Atari, thanks for the info... but any boobs will do." That's usually what hopeless virgins say.
AdolfChrist 02.20.13	i thought tower heist was pretty fucking unfunny. and scary movie 3 was terribad.
Trebor17 02.20.13	Reported
Cygnatti 02.20.13	do people still get reported for that? sweet Reported [2]
Trebor17 02.20.13	Reported [3]
AdolfChrist 02.20.13	lol. youre doing this all wrong, buddy.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	At ease, bitch.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	i have reported jon as well you guys
surprisefriend 02.20.13	i am not him but i wish i was because hes the best he isnt ignorant and a jerk like you enjoy your ban and i hope it changes the way you post on sputnikmusic.com thank you
Atari 02.20.13	dude calm down lol
Trebor17 02.20.13	I'm trying to think of a comedy I thought I would hate but didn't hmmm
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Why don't you 12-step off, bitch. This ban you're talking about won't change a goddamn thing in my life because I don't give a shit, but I hope that it adds more to your useless life. Enjoy it while it lasts, puto.
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	"Haha, go ahead and report me. If all this site does is bring together a bunch of assholes like you guys, I'm out. You guys are trash. Fuck all of you, and especially fuck you to intotheshit. The idiot tells me to kill myself over a fucking movie, and I get reported for calling him a faggot? I love how this works." reported [4]
Inveigh 02.20.13	lol ok whose alt is this
surprisefriend 02.20.13	you say you wont change now but when the time comes and you are unbanned you will be different. it will be like you are born again and i will forgive you. you can thank me later
Trebor17 02.20.13	"This ban you're talking about won't change a goddamn thing in my life because I don't give a shit" This is like how Fox news has to advertise that they're "fair and balanced"
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Actually, re-reading that, theacademy recommended that I kill myself. So all of that goes out to that fucking bastard. Fuck that guy.
AdolfChrist 02.20.13	"Bring it on! I don't give a fuck what you assholes do. I'm done with this fucking site now anyways, so thank you all for opening up my eyes to a better, much brighter life where people aren't always bickering over each other's opinions and shit. Fuck you, surprisefriend. You're probably just that faggot intotheshit, but on a different account. Good for you." laughed my ass off.
Trebor17 02.20.13	The bitter irony is that he doesn't get Acad or Cone's sense of humor
surprisefriend 02.20.13	i cant wait for when he comes back a changed man he will really want to thank me for this. i am just glad i can help the guy
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Adolf, I've been laughing my ass off for the past hour. If this is my final stand on this site, I'm going out with a bang. I don't give a fuck. And Trebor, who the fuck is cone? Are you coked out over there or something?
surprisefriend 02.20.13	he will rise from the ashes of his old self he be reborn on sputnikmusic.com a new man. i look forward to chatting with you in a week enjoy your journey!
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	"Adolf, I've been laughing my ass off for the past hour. If this is my final stand on this site, I'm going out with a bang. I don't give a fuck. And Trebor, who the fuck is cone? Are you coked out over there or something?" going out with a BANG oh shit
Trebor17 02.20.13	The coke I had this morning wore out hours ago dude
intotheshit 02.20.13	I think he better stop using the internet altogether, or just take acads suggestion.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Did you just shit the bed again?
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	What the fuck are you talking about
intotheshit 02.20.13	It took this guy over 2 years to realize this site is full of elitists and assholes. I've also never received such a butthurt reaction from calling someone a virgin.
omnipanzer 02.20.13	@OP: You are clearly easily amused.
intotheshit 02.20.13	What does anything I have said had to do with shitting the bed? Talk about using an insult out of context.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	What the fuck are YOU talking about? I wasn't fucking talking to you, you mother fucking piece of baboon bullshit. Crawl back through the hole in which you came.
intotheshit 02.20.13	Baboon bullshit doesn't make sense.
WeepingBanana 02.20.13	follow the path that surprisefriend has given you he is the only reason i am the poster that i am today
Trebor17 02.20.13	baboon bullshit fucking lol This guy is trying so hard to make a witty comeback and failing miserably
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	Did this guy just say baboon bullshit? holy fuck this is gold
surprisefriend 02.20.13	it was a pleasure weepingbanana jom brought me here to help and i am trying my darndest to really help out the userbase!
gwynbleidd 02.20.13	"full of elitists and assholes." *faux elistists and assholes
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Getting banned from a site for being a belligerent asshole? Priceless.
Atari 02.20.13	looks like just another day on sputnik
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	dude, what are you saying?
surprisefriend 02.20.13	dont worry you wont be one for long friend
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Best list ever, bar none. Fuck you if you disagree.
omnipanzer 02.20.13	1 - I wanted to see this because I always hope Sandler pulled out something goo and his shit is supper hit and miss the last decade or so but you putting it with these movies in this list does nothing to help me decide. 2 - This is not a good movie, what it is is a money grab using one of the most over used plot devices in showbiz history. If you are going to fuck a premise that's been fucked more than (insert joke about Whore here) then you'd better bring something new to the table. Anything new here... nope, okay done. 3 - Come the fuck on... more of the same Stiller schtick... I want my 90min back 4 - LITTLE NICKY! couple of good one liners and some slap stick but in comparison to every other Sandler comedy this one is theworsthandsdownnocompetitionthereisn'tasingleSandlerfanthatwoulddisagreewithmeonthis. 5 - It has like four good parts and I can't remember two of them... it is known as one of the worst sequels in history bro. 6 - Is this supposed to be *Bad Boys II? yah it's fine still a shit sequel though. 7 - Fuck this 8 - It's the third best National Lampoons but that's still good enough and it's one of the better Christmas films. I prefer Christmas Story and Home for the Hollidays way more. 9 - It's a classic... I doubt it holds up but yah it's fine. 10 - I have no idea what this is but I doubt I'll watch it now.
intotheshit 02.20.13	Terrible list, great thread. Keep going. You're keeping me entertained with your retardation at work.
omnipanzer 02.20.13	surprisefriend = Skele?
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Thanks for your support.
Trebor17 02.20.13	The Goods is one of those comedies with no actual jokes in it that they show on comedy central on weekends that Hawks loves
intotheshit 02.20.13	It's probably Hawks' favorite movie.
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	nah cone
omnipanzer 02.20.13	Oh yah I actually kind of liked it but I'm a Piven Fan because if CPU. It's a middle of the pack hound at best.
intotheshit 02.20.13	Along with Van Helsing and anything starring Vince Vaughn post-wedding crashers
omnipanzer 02.20.13	lol Nick
intotheshit 02.20.13	List is Couples Retreat digs
omnipanzer 02.20.13	So many good movies you could have watched in place of half of these.
Trebor17 02.20.13	"there haven't been a lot of sales movies made" Have you even seen Tommy Boy?
omnipanzer 02.20.13	or Thank you for Smoking, Cadillac Man, Lord of War, Tin Men, Wallstreet, Boiler Room
surprisefriend 02.20.13	the goods is better
intotheshit 02.20.13	Hell, I would even watch that Seth Rogen-Barbara Streisand movie that came out this year over the Goods.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	the goods is the best movie of all time because will ferrel
MuhNamesTyler 02.20.13	Please watch Sleepwalk With Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Manhattan on netflix and get some taste Just watched Sleepwalk With Me the other day and it's funny as fuck
omnipanzer 02.20.13	Oh and Kurt Russell's Used Cars which is a great movie.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Of course you would intotheshit. You're all about shitty movies. Used Cars is a classic movie. And I still stand by saying that there haven't been too many sales movies where the sales aspect is the larger focus. Thank You For Smoking and movies like that have it, but I want to see more of those kind of movies.
omnipanzer 02.20.13	@MuhNamesTyler yah it is but I think it's better if you aren't familiar with the stand-up it's based on.
intotheshit 02.20.13	" Of course you would intotheshit. You're all about shitty movies." Says the virgin who thinks Scary Movie 3 is funny.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	it is very funny i agree
Trebor17 02.20.13	Signs is already hilariously bad and didn't need a parody film
YankeeDudel 02.20.13	this thread is much funnier than the movies on the list
surprisefriend 02.20.13	signs is too scary to watch
YankeeDudel 02.20.13	sevendust stinks!
intotheshit 02.20.13	Sevendust has like 3 good songs and then the rest are the equivalent of a run-on sentence.
MuhNamesTyler 02.20.13	@ Omni Yeah I think I saw his stand up a few years back but don't remember any of it except the joke about saying shit louder somehow makes it more true
thejon93rd 02.20.13	intotheshit, you can think whatever you like about me because, at the end of the day, at least I know that it's not true... and, at least I know that I'm better than you. You must live a very sad and unfulfilling life. All you seem to do is nothing but nitpick other people's ideas and opinions to death because you can't come up with your own. You wanna know why? Because no one gives two shits about what you think. So fuck your thoughts and stick 'em where the fucking sun doesn't shine too bright, bitch. Fuck you.
intotheshit 02.20.13	I think you're giving about 3 or 4 shits at the moment.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Burn in hell, fairy. Your opinion's not valid.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	hello jon how are you feeling today
andcas 02.20.13	that's my boy is so fucking bad.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	its awesome
intotheshit 02.20.13	Sounds like you have a lot of prejudice towards the gay community. Are there some latent homosexual desires and tendencies you're hiding?
andcas 02.20.13	"Signs is already hilariously bad and didn't need a parody film" the aliens only weakness...dun...dun...dun...doors and water!
surprisefriend 02.20.13	andcas that isnt really how it is have you watched it over 50 times? i study signs for a living and there is much more than that to it
Trebor17 02.20.13	While approaching Earth's atmosphere: Hey Jim yeah This planet is really blue yeah so It kind of looks like water so water kills us So fuckin land on the green part Yeah, but, dude it looks to be around 70% water You're about to get 70% of my foot in your ass if you don't shut the fuck up and land this UFO, OK? All right, fuck, I'm staying in the ship though
andcas 02.20.13	god caused my wife to be in a deathly accident where she told me to swing so I could tell my brother later to save my son. thanks god. signed the shitty character mel gibson played.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	you 2 have obviously never studied the movie for a living maybe i could get you both a job here at the company
thejon93rd 02.20.13	You wish, jerkoff.
intotheshit 02.20.13	I wish that you were gay? You say that like being gay is a bad thing. Are you republican?
omnipanzer 02.20.13	"you 2 have obviously never studied the movie for a living maybe i could get you both a job here at the company" U R Trying 2 hrd.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Of course not. When somebody keeps commenting on my sexual life however, I'll call them whatever the fuck I want. Prick.
surprisefriend 02.20.13	looks like you need a job here as well. send your resumes to me i will get you hired
andcas 02.20.13	you liking the change-up makes sense now jon.
intotheshit 02.20.13	" Of course not. When somebody keeps commenting on my sexual life however, I'll call them whatever the fuck I want. Prick" So you are a virgin? Playing doctor with blood relatives doesn't count, even if there is semi-penetration.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	You're a mean-spirited fuck. You must get the shit kicked out of you on a daily basis. No wonder you're such a mess. Prick.
intotheshit 02.20.13	I honestly haven't been in a fight in years. At least I'm not spewing homophobic hate.
ethixx 02.20.13	what the fuck is wrong with you people
AdolfChrist 02.20.13	"If this is my final stand on this site, I'm going out with a bang." fucking lol, this guy says the funniest shit.
toxin. 02.20.13	oh look, i found february's "shittiest list of the month" congratulations participants
andcas 02.20.13	reported.
intotheshit 02.20.13	I do watch Louis CK, but since he's a comedian, I don't take everything he says to heart and use it in every day life, you virgin hate mongering homophobe.
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Ain't no virgin, and I only hate on people who deserve it (like you). So fuck you, buddy. Fuck you.
AdolfChrist 02.20.13	seriously though, how long have you had the internet?
thejon93rd 02.20.13	Hasta luego, bitches.
intotheshit 02.20.13	If you're not a virgin, then why are you so upset when I call you one?
Calc 02.20.13	no wonder this thread was so long....
ZilbelPing 02.20.13	"intotheshit, you can think whatever you like about me because, at the end of the day, at least I know that it's not true... and, at least I know that I'm better than you. You must live a very sad and unfulfilling life. All you seem to do is nothing but nitpick other people's ideas and opinions to death because you can't come up with your own. You wanna know why? Because no one gives two shits about what you think. So fuck your thoughts and stick 'em where the fucking sun doesn't shine too bright, bitch. Fuck you." Holy fuck, when people do this it's so funny and sad damn dude keep going
Peripes 02.20.13	What are you talking about?