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| Top 10 Movies Of 2012
This was a fantastic year for movies, maybe not as great as 2011 (with
films like The Ides of March, Limitless, Source Code, X-Men: First Class,
Warrior, Drive, 50/50 and Take Shelter), but it definitely had it's bright
spots. Here are my favourites (I haven't seen The Hobbit, Django
Unchained, Argo and Zero Dark Thirty yet, but I'll this list later-on
if those films impact my opinion in some way). | | 10 |  | Cage The Elephant Cage The Elephant
21 JUMP STREET: A lot of people found Ted to be their favourite comedy of 2012, but I
choose differently. It's been a bit since I last laughed at a comedy nearly every minute of
it's runtime, but this was one of those laugh-a-minute riots that totally took me by
surprise. I was expecting this to be another overrated comedy, like Superbad, but it
actually turned out to be a smart and silly comedy all-in-one. Even though the last act
kinda falls apart towards the end, with the car chase and what-not, this movie still holds
up (and the scenes involving the synthetic drug, HFS, are laugh-out-loud hilarious). | | 9 |  | Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
END OF WATCH: Very good movie. From the director of two of my all-time favourite crime
movies, Harsh Times and Training Day, End of Watch now focuses on the police in the more
traditional sense then the director's two previously mentioned movies, in which nearly every
cop is corrupt or able to bend the rules. This could very much exist in the same universe as
Harsh Times and Training Day because the environment is just as terrifying (if not more so
in this movie because of the way they portray the action). Most of this is shot like a
documentary-style film, but the last act drops that, and for good reason, it's really intense.
Gyllenhaal and Pena are fantastic as the two cops we follow throughout the story, they
keep you invested throughout and are often the reason you'll be sitting on the edge of your
seat throughout the film's scary shootouts and rescue missions. | | 8 |  | Big Wreck Albatross
THE GREY: This is Liam Neeson's best performance in years and thankfully the script
allows him to extend his abilities as an actor, unlike his recent string of generic action
movies (Taken 2 and Unknown in particular). This is a very dark, often times brutally
violent movie that shows the parallels between man and animals. One scene involving
the decapitation of a dead wolf is particularly unsettling and brings you to a point in the
movie where you almost wanna start routing for the wolves to catch their prey. It's a
great movie that has a message in it's violence and in the words shared in-between. | | 7 |  | Mark Tremonti All I Was
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES: People give this film a lot of flack, and I'm honestly baffled
as to why it gets all the flack that it does. This is a fantastic conclusion and, in my
opinion, it's the best in the series by far. Not being such a huge fan of The Dark
Knight, I was very impressed with how Rises made me recall Begins and the journey
that Bruce Wayne has to endure in order to become The Batman. Begins was much
better than it's predecessor as well, but Rises is better than both because of it's
ambition and the fact that it made me care about Bruce Wayne and Batman again.
The Dark Knight felt cold and distant, much like The Joker, Rises handles that tone
better by having more supporting characters to cheer on and a better pace that
doesn't make it's near 3-hour runtime feel like ages. Bane was a great villain, the
action scenes are way better than the predecessors (my favourite being a tie
between the final chase and the first Bane vs. Batman fight), the cinematography is
breathtaking, and the score is absolutely first-rate (should have been nominated for
an Oscar for sure). Definitely the best soundtrack I've heard all year for a movie. | | 6 |  | Minus The Bear Planet Of Ice
LIFE OF PI: Initially, I was worried about seeing this film because I thought that it'd
be a bit of a mess, but it'd be a beautiful mess at least, so I decided to see it with
the roommate and it turned out to be an extraordinary visual masterpiece. The story
didn't do much for me, but that's what the book's for. This film, based solely on it's
visuals, is a masterpiece because it tells it's story through the images that you see
on-screen, often by not even using dialogue. This movie works on the level of Cast
Away, but it might even be a bit better than that movie because of the stakes
involved and the twist at the end that changes your perspective of the whole tale in
general. This is a brilliant film in every sense. | | 5 |  | Pearl Jam Yield
LAWLESS: Tom Hardy and Jessica Chastain are both amazing in this movie, but,
surprisingly enough, Shia Labeouf is pretty great in it as well. Though the movie tends
to jump around it's history quite frantically at times, the characters make you route
for it and the villain, played brilliantly by Guy Pearce, is one of the scariest people I've
ever seen on the screen before. The outlaw heroes get their asses kicked many times
throughout the movie, and you could play a drinking game for how many times it
appears that a character's been killed off (I counted three times I thought that he
was dead for sure). | | 4 |  | Deftones Diamond Eyes
DREDD: Much like The Raid: Redemption, the action tells the story in this one and it
never fails to impress. The 3D scenes using the slo-mo drug are the best uses of the
technology I've seen yet (especially when they throw the three guys off the roof). Karl
Urban is first-rate as Judge Dredd and Olivia Thirlby is just as great as Judge Anderson,
definitely the character you care about the most throughout (plus, she's gorgeous to
look at in every shot she's in too, so that helps as well). The story's nothing to write
home about, they make it clear that this is a straight-up, balls-to-the-wall action shoot
'em up that doesn't let up... at all, especially when the ruthless last kill arrives (which is
gloriously brutal and beautiful all-in-one). This is a cult-classic already in the making and
I sincerely hope they come back and do a sequel, it deserves it. | | 3 |  | Sevendust Seasons
SKYFALL: Quite possibly my favourite Bond movie ever. My only complaint is that I
wished they had cast Sean Connery in a crucial role near the end, especially since, at
first, I thought it was him (but it wasn't). But, that's my only complaint about it. Much
like The Dark Knight Rises, this film makes us care about 007 again by showing us his
flaws rather than his tendency to be a perfectionist (like he is in almost every Bond
movie to an unbelievable extent at times). This is the direction they needed to take
the series, and it paid off big-time. It's now the highest grossing Bond movie of all-
time, and it comes very well deserved. Daniel Craig is perfect as Bond (proving that
the third time sometimes is a charm), Javier Bardem is excellent as Silva (even though
he could have had a wee bit more screentime), and Judi Dench is wonderful as M, and
it's nice to see her included in the action later-on in the film's fantastic climax. Overall,
this is the Bond movie everyone deserves to experience, it's a masterpiece. | | 2 |  | Autopilot Off Make a Sound
LOOPER: Definitely the best script of the year, and of course the Oscars don't even
recognize it, but, like District 9, it's definitely a science-fiction classic in the making.
This is like Terminator 2 meets Blade Runner in the slickest way imaginable. Joseph
Gordon Levitt is definitely the star here, so don't walk in thinking that it's Bruce Willis
like I did because he's more like The Terminator in this movie, and he continues to push
his acting skills to a tee. This film has a lot of twists and turns that will make you
wanna re-watch the movie over-and-over until everything starts to come together like
a jigsaw puzzle. Plus, this film has some of the coolest effects scenes that I've ever
seen; the man who starts to lose pieces of his body with each passing moment is the
main example, probably the most eerie death scene I've ever seen in a film. | | 1 |  | Soundgarden King Animal
THE AVENGERS: Growing up such a huge fan of comic-books and movies in general, I
can't tell you how thrilled I was to see that The Avengers was not a disappointment, it
was simply raising the bar for all future comic-book movies to come. When I say that
this movie is epic, I do not use that term lightly, this film is epic, historically awesome
indeed. The four leads (Downey, Evans, Hemsworth and Ruffalo) have pitch-perfect
chemistry and they bounce off of each other's lines brilliantly thanks to Whedon's
incredible scripting and direction. This guy was made to make big, amazing superhero
adventures like this and on his very first venture in that territory, he succeeds to a
bigger extent than anyone ever before him. He gets these characters, he gets why
people care for them, and he allows his actors to have fun with the material, which in
turn allows the audience to sit back and have the time of their life (at the movies).
This is also the funniest movie I've seen in 2012, every punchline is a hit. I love this
movie! | |
thejon93rd
02.10.13 | I'll probably do a 2011 list soon, as I said in the summary, that year was so much better than this year's movies. Take Shelter, Warrior and The Raid are three of my all-time favourite films. | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | The Avengers was joyous, so much fun. Found Lawless to be a bit shallow, gave it a couple of tries but never really caught on. End of Watch was finely made, bleak as shit, though. Still haven't seen Dredd - was a huge 2000ad fan for years so need to get around to it, but heard mostly bad things. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | If you see Dredd, try your best to catch the 3D version on Blu-ray if you can. The film was shot entirely in 3D, and it uses that technology to perfection. Even better than Avatar's 3D! The action in this movie WILL send shivers down your spine, especially when Dredd breaks into an apartment filled with a bunch of slo-mo addicts and shoots the shit out of everyone. The movie's amazing. | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | Ace, was hoping it would be good. Heard that they plan to do a trilogy, hope it happens. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | Same here. It actually reminded me of why I enjoyed Punisher: War Zone, a lot of people hated that film but I loved it because it was ultra-violent, the action kicked serious ass, and Ray Stevenson was awesome as The Punisher (even though the script wasn't great and the guy playing Detective Soap is kind of annoying). If you enjoyed that movie like I did, you'll most definitely like Dredd (but Dredd's definitely 10 times better). | Apollo
02.10.13 | Great list. Lawless, Avengers, TDKR, Looper and Skyfall would all be on my list. | Apollo
02.10.13 | Also holy shit Phleb sighting! What's up man! | Trebor17
02.10.13 | Argo fuck yourself | EaglesBecomeVultures
02.10.13 | terrible list(s) | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | Apollo, hey man. All good here, making half a comeback to the site. Good to see an old face. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | I hate the fucking Eagles. | fromtheinside
02.10.13 | still need to see argo.
but tdkr is here so I approve | EaglesBecomeVultures
02.10.13 | the grey bro
really | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | Anyone who doesn't like The Dark Knight Rises, but they loved The Dark Knight, must not have seen Batman Begins. Can't tell you how many people I've met who said they hated Rises, and then I ask them if they've seen Begins, most of them say no, some of them lie just to prove a point. You can't argue with these people, they'll nitpick any good movie to death. | theacademy
02.10.13 | you are a horrendous idiot
1 2 4 deserve to be here that's it
once again, you are a horrendous idiot and i pray nobody listens to a single word you say ever, for as long as you live.
| theacademy
02.10.13 | have a nice day. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | Go back to the academy, you company man twat. What's your taste in movies like? Anything with Gerard Butler or Katherine Heigl, you stupid fuck? | theacademy
02.10.13 | god bless katherine heigl movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA-koJi7wVU | Cipieron
02.10.13 | Both the movies and the album on this list are awesome. Gonna check out the ones I haven't seen/listened to | JokineAugustus
02.10.13 | I havn't seen 4,5,9, or 10 but the rest are great. I'm surprised you didn't have The Raid on here. | ButtsweatAndTears
02.10.13 | 1,2,3 and 6 deserve to be in a top ten of 12'.... | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | Skyfall was pretty sexy, but I wish they'd give up the whole cyber-terrorist thing. Such a cop out. | theacademy
02.10.13 | die hard 4 did cyberterrorist plot well
just olyphant was poorly cast and the movie was neutered for a pg-13 | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | Never saw 4, because of the plot come to think of it. Heard it's a blast, though. New one sounds promising. | paxman
02.10.13 | Seriously, The Grey? That movie was terrible in every way.
I've heard bad things about Lawless and Dredd, so I'm not too keen on seeing them, and I think you know my opinion of Looper. | demigod93
02.10.13 | agreed with 1, it was a great movie plus everything in your description is hard truth for me as well. nostalgia | ConsiderPhlebas
02.10.13 | The Grey is a solid b-movie, decent performances from everyone, some great scenes. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | Jokine, The Raid: Redemption was released theatrically in 2011 (according to what I've read). If it was released in 2012, it'd be my #2 on this list. That movie just kicks serious ass all the way through, every fight scene is a classic; especially the final fight. The Raid is a movie I could watch over-and-over again without hesitation, easily. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | It gets better with repeat viewings. Seeing that final battle in IMAX had me smiling till the very end. I couldn't have been any more impressed with that film. Such a disappointment that the Oscars couldn't get their shit together and nominate it for Best Picture. | tiesthatbind
02.10.13 | 1, 2, 3, and 7 were awesome. The Grey was terrible. | liledman
02.10.13 | How about Amour? Or are we talking best explosion movies?
My top 3 would be:
Amour
Jagten
The Master | andcas
02.10.13 | tom hardy rules. | thejon93rd
02.10.13 | Best explosion movies for sure. :D | paxman
02.10.13 | Jeff, Who Lives At Home would be on my list. So
would The Imposter | EaglesBecomeVultures
02.10.13 | The Master was so good | peartnoy
03.20.13 | you gotta see Django Unchained, it's so badass. Argo was great too. |
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